
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!
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Nov 20, 2024 • 1h 24min
Tom's Face Overshadowed Matthew McConaughey | YMH Ep. 786
The hosts dive into Tom's wild new beard and hilarious reactions from fans after his appearance with Matthew McConaughey. They debate the hottest First Lady while sharing laughs about their Dallas trip for the Jake Paul fight. Expect absurd discussions about a goth beach volleyball player and Tom’s artistic tributes. From quirky lipstick launches to Tom's comical take on masculinity, the banter blends humor and candid reflections on identity and relationships. Get ready for a mix of laughs, nostalgia, and unexpected twists!

Nov 13, 2024 • 1h 33min
What's Up With Your Face? w/ Ari Shaffir and Adrienne Iapalucci | YMH Ep. 785
Ari Shaffir, a comedian and host of 'You Be Trippin'', and Adrienne Iapalucci, known for her Netflix special 'The Dark Queen', join for a hilarious discussion. They dive into Adrienne's new comedy special, explore audience dynamics in live performances, and share wild travel stories from South America. The trio also hilariously recount their experiences navigating bugs in NYC, while reflecting on absurd moments in their comedic journeys. Plus, they play a game of 'Horrible or Hilarious', adding to the laughter!

Nov 6, 2024 • 1h 41min
A Message From Our New President w/ Special Appearance by Donnell Rawlings | YMH Ep. 784
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This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, the Main Mommies are back together for a very presidential episode! Tom opens the show with an audio clip of President Lyndon B Johnson ordering some new pants, before playing a message from the brand new president of YMH Studios New Christine! She's got some BIG ideas to make the show greater and is really into cactus videos for some reason. Tim and Tina then move on to discuss some trending killers from TV, including the Dating Game killer, the Menendez brothers, and on that same topic, they also address the Garth Brooks allegations. They also share some stuff they're dealing with in their personal lives, talk about #FartWalk, laugh at some old men doing silly things, check out a tight realtor, and speculate on what's happening with Frankie Valli. Tom and Christina also get a massive surprise visit from comedian Donnell Rawlings to cap things off! This is a great episode, so pull up them jeans and try it out, we got some real slick stuff here.Your Mom’s House Ep. 784https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 30, 2024 • 1h 35min
Dr. Drew Makes A House Call | YMH Ep. 783
Join Dr. Drew Pinsky, an expert in addiction medicine and TV personality, as he shares fascinating insights into the complexities of male deviancy and the effects of heavy meth use on behavior. The trio explores humorous clips, from a guy with dirty dentures showcasing his quirky opinions to discussions on parenting challenges and societal pressures surrounding mental health. They tackle everything from culinary curiosities to the absurdities of public panic, all while blending lighthearted banter with serious themes of addiction and empathy.

Oct 23, 2024 • 1h 12min
Embrace The Chaos w/ Sebastian Maniscalco | YMH Ep. 782
Sebastian Maniscalco, a successful stand-up comedian known for his high-energy performances, joins the hosts for a lively chat. They reminisce about their first meeting and a comedy tour in South Africa. The trio discusses the importance of friendships and the impact of social media on personal lives. They share hilarious insights on touring nightmares and the fine line between humor and identity, even reflecting on the documentary 'Grizzly Man.' They also debate the merits of renaissance fairs versus being a Disney adult, all while diving into chaotic encounters.

Oct 16, 2024 • 1h 34min
Taking Kendall Toole For A Spin | YMH Ep. 781
Kendall Toole, a former Peloton instructor and fitness influencer known for her candid discussions on mental health, joins the hosts for a lively chat. They explore her inspiring journey through fitness and the challenges she's faced along the way. The conversation touches on body image, societal perceptions of femininity, and the importance of authenticity in the fitness industry. They also share humorous anecdotes about leggings, youth sports, and the quirks of parenting, blending insightful reflections with plenty of laughs.

Oct 9, 2024 • 2h 20min
The Most Anticipated Meal Ever w/ Fancy Chef | Your Mom's House Ep. 780
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Oct 2, 2024 • 1h 53min
Is This Weird? w/ Rob Iler | YMH Ep. 779
Rob Iler, best known as A.J. Soprano from The Sopranos, joins for a lively chat about life and oddities. He shares his thoughts on gambling and men's retreats, sparking hilarity over jury duty and plus-sized amusement park adventures. Expect bizarre tales, like an email about a colostomy bag sex worker and discussions on the quirks of celebrity chefs. The episode spills secrets of personal hygiene and the reality of weight in social settings, all wrapped in sharp-witted humor.

Sep 25, 2024 • 2h 13min
Christine's Back + Corey Taylor Talks Dave Grohl and Jane's Addiction Drama | YMH Ep. 778
Corey Taylor, the iconic frontman of Slipknot and Stone Sour, joins for a fun-filled chat. He reflects on Slipknot's 25th anniversary and shares behind-the-scenes stories from their rise to fame. Christina P returns with heartfelt moments and critiques on shows like 'Bridgerton.' Tom humorously questions true crime documentaries' focus on victims. They dive into quirky topics from culinary artistry to personal hygiene habits, all while maintaining a light-hearted banter that showcases their unique comedic chemistry.

Sep 18, 2024 • 1h 18min
Tom's New Obsession w/ Brian Simpson | Your Mom's House Ep. 777
Brian Simpson, a comedian and advice champion, joins to unpack a whirlwind of hilarious topics. They kick things off by diving into the absurdities of women's emotional retreats versus men's experiences. Tom introduces his wild obsession with a flamboyant cooking content creator, lovingly dubbed Fancy Chef, and their critique of extravagant meal pricing leaves everyone in stitches. Between dark humor and relationship advice, the trio bonds over comical anecdotes, culinary escapades, and even a few laughs about college sports.