Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

SPONSORS: - And if you go to GETQUIP.com/MOM, RIGHT NOW, you’ll get your first refill FREE. - Try Fitbod for free for one month when you sign up today at Fitbod.me/mom - get an extra three months of ExpressVPN for free at EXPRESSVPN.com/yourmom. - Go to AdamandEve.com and use the offer code YMH at checkout to get 50% off just about any item plus 10 FREE Gifts!What's up there chomos! It's another episode of Your Mom's House with Tom Segura and Christina P. Nadav is missing for this episode and we don't know where he is. Luckily, his replacement is a fast Googler. The main mommies discuss having guests over, buying a pizza box worth of croissants, their different stages of quarantine, Dirty Dancing, and Bert Kreischer's disgusting habits when it comes to hygiene. They watch videos of a golf fart, a xim/xer person explaining their different identities, a new video from the mousepad cool guy, and an update from Tony Johns. They also read viewer-submitted emails about the B vs. V pounding debate and which is more tiring. The mommies finish up the first segment by looking at YMH All-Star Norm Summerton's new tattoos and reviews YMH fans have left for Robert Paul Champagne's home.Jean and Jean are joined by YMH regular Josh Potter for the second segment of the show. They discuss the possibility that TikTok might get banned, Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver DeSean Jackson's controversial posts, and San Francisco Giant Pablo Sandoval's weight. They also delve into Bert Kreischer's Kool-Aid intake, the weight requirement to be a flight attendant, and Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith's open relationship.Todd and Chrisjeansa are also joined by Dr. Drew Pinsky in this episode. They discuss the recent "heavy" videos Drew has been exposed to by Tom, the bubonic plague, Drew's potential political run, and Drew's wife, Susan's, recent appearance on Where My Mom's At? They show Drew a new Fedsmoker video, a video of Fedsmoker's nemesis, a good semaritan that reminds them of Fedsmoker, a cool vintage Cream of Wheat commercial, more wolves licking people's mouths, and much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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SPONSORS: - Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code MOM20 at Manscaped.com - Use promo code "mom" for 10% off your first order at Brooklinen.comWelcome to Lucifer’s Lair with your hot hosts Tom Segura and Christina P. The main mommies start this episode off by posing a very pressing question: Is B stuff more tiring than V stuff? Jean and Jean then take a look at a new rendition of the Bee Gees classic “Stayin’ Alive.” Tom gives us a dental update, and Christina discusses her recent smurfday and the amazing cake Tom got her. They watch a video of a cool guy vaping, and an equally cool Donald Trump campaign video shot on an iPhone. They transition into discussing the recent Chris D’Elia news, as well as Joey Diaz and the culture of comedy clubs as a whole. They wrap up the segment by watching two more cool videos. In one a guy is able to excrete his beanbag out of his bottom; the other is just a cool lady going crazy on some paramedics.Taylor Tomlinson is a stand-up comedian, and host of the "Self-Helpless" and "This Is Important to Me" podcasts. She talks to Todd and Crystal about starting stand-up as a teenager, her religious parents, the passing of her mom, and her new Netflix special “Quarter-Life Crisis.” The discussion about Taylor’s parents leads Tom to call Top Dog and Charo and ask him their burning question about the B vs. the V. Top Dog insists that back-door is much more tiring. Charo is horrified. The Jeans bring Taylor up to speed on everyone’s favorite psychopath: Garth Brooks, as well as some other cool guys and gals. Tom discusses the brokest he’s ever been, and Christina discusses her Cream of Brown experience. They wrap up by watching some of CP’s TikTok curations, a lane of the Tok that Taylor didn’t know existed. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: - Go to Squarespace.com/MOM for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain - Use Code "HOUSE" for 50% off 2 or more pairs at ShadyRays.com - Buy One, Get One Free. - Go to Saatva.com/ymh and get $225 off your purchase towards a mattress - Get a 4-week trial PLUS free postage AND a digital scale without any long-term commitment. Go to Stamps.com, click the micriphone at the top of the homepage and enter MOM - Go to WHOOP.com and enter “YOURMOM” at checkout to save 15%. Sleep better, recover faster, and train smarter. - Go to hellotushy.com/YOURMOM get 10% off your orderPull your jeans up! It's just the Main Mommies in this episode of YMH. They start off by playing a new song by our friend Fart Simpson using drops from YMH All-Star Robert Paul Champagne. Then they take a look at a video by a cool bearded lady. They also watch videos of a woman who breast feeds her older kids, a guy making love to a pile of dirt, a new video from classic Cool Guy Joseph (aka the Ayayay! guy), and the way one dude is trying to improve current social climate. #ApologyLunch! The mommies also discuss Birkenstocks, Tom's recent check-up with his doctor, sunburns, how Bert Kreischer showers, and more. Of course, they also look at a round of Christina's TikTok curations. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: - Go to WHOOP.com and enter “YOURMOM” at checkout to save 15% - Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code MOMWW at Manscaped.com. - Get a 4-week trial PLUS free postage AND a digital scale without any long-term commitment at stamps.com and use the code word "MOM" - See how much you can save by re-shopping your home insurance rates at Policygenius.com - Try Fitbod for free for one month when you sign up today at Fitbod.me/momIt's a whole white baby bruh, and it's a whole new episode of Your Mom's House. This week, Tom Segura and Christina P take a look at clips from the new crime-thriller documentary on Netflix: "Garth Brooks: The Road I'm On." They also explore a vintage Fedsmoker video, in which Conald conducts a traffic stop on a government official! They also revisit YMH All-Star Robert Paul Champagne's premium content account to show just how much value you're getting with a subscription! They compare his content to other content creators. Which accounts bring the most value to their viewers??YMH-regular Josh Potter joins the main mommies on the couch to discuss some current events. Several male "workers" have come out with allegations against Senator Lindsey Graham and his "ladybugs." Cool Guy actor Nacho Vidal is also in the news after being charged with a toad-licking ritual gone wrong! They also dive into Josh's recent experience having his house cleaned, which there's a video of on this very channel.Cesar Millan is a dog trainer, widely known for his Emmy-nominated television series "Dog Whisperer." He joins Todd and Christine to discuss his early life, how he began training dogs, working with Oprah Winfrey, things that affect a dog's energy, and much more. Cesar also lends his opinions on pup play, pony play, and the cool gal that lets wolves lick the inside of her mouth. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Get tickets to Tom Segura's Charity Zoom Event here: https://givebutter.com/lls-tom-seguraWhat's up there Chomo? In this episode of YMH, the main mommies take a look at YMH All-Star Robert Paul Champagne's exclusive "premium" content for fans only, follow up on 90 Day Fiance, and talk to Charo and Top Dog on the phone. Tom and Christina find out what Fedsmoker looks for in a lady, watch some 80s sex ed videos, and look at a clip of a racist toddler, as well as many other cool videos. Also the Saatva contest winners are revealed!SPONSORS: - Check Out Squarespace.com/MOM for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase - Use promo code HOUSE for 50% off 2 or more pairs at ShadyRays.com - WHOOP.com and enter “YOURMOM” at checkout to save 15% - Get 10% off your first order and free shipping when you use promo code [MOM], only at Brooklinen.com - Go to hellotushy.com/YOURMOM get 10% off your order - With over 100 million downloads and tons of five-star reviews, Best Fiends is a must-play! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Full disclosure. The person writing this description isn’t exactly sure how to put what occurred during this episode into words....We start out discussing how Tom and Christina had very different styles of “Senior Week.” 3 beers Tom made an appearance during the holiday and Mystic Rick has captured the hearts of wrestling fans around the world.Next, we have apprehended top of the line “cups” and they fully engulf Josh Potter.Finally, Ryan Sickler (comedian and host of the HoneyDew Podcast) joins the show. We discuss the new move of HoneyDew to it’s own channel and then get into some of the most disgusting YMH content we may have ever seen. This episode leaves everyone in a heap of tears and nausea. It is not to be missed. Again, very tough to describe in words what was just witnessed. Good luck. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today, we get some updates on some old favorites. (Hint: Tommy John and FedSmoker!) plus Tom has been driving around in a McLaren and has been getting some interesting reactions. Tom and Christina call up Charo to make a bargain with her. We have a new cool guy and a new Fart Simpson prank call! Plus, Josh Potter delivers the news.We have a cavalcade of guests today who have taken umbrage with what Tom has had to say regarding Wrestling. Tony Hinchcliffe, Earl Skakel, Steve Simeone and Ron Funches all go toe-to-toe with “Mystic Rick” and explain why they enjoy Sports Entertainment. We get into their old favorites, why they enjoy wrestling and we get their opinion on whether or not Mystic Rick has what it takes to step into the squared circle. Enjoy or you’ll get the Turkey Slicer and a stamp on your forehead.SPONSORS: - Go to WHOOP.com and enter “YOURMOM” at checkout to save 15% - Use Code: HOUSE for 50% off 2 or more pairs at ShadyRays.com - Buy One, Get One Free. - Go to Stamps.com, click on the Microphone at the TOP of the homepage and type in MOM for a 4 week trial - ExpressVPN.com/MOM for 3 months free with a 1-year package. - Check out BlueChew.com and get your first shipment FREE when you use our special promo code [HOUSE] -- Just pay $5 shipping. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What’s up, Protomanics! Another YMH is here and Scott Baio tells us about balls. Some sexual education memories from 8th grade sparks a call to Top Dog and Charro. After Norman Summerton rocked our worlds, we discover a new video from him AND a new FedSmoker video. There’s an earth shattering revelation on “90 Day Fiancé (Before The 90 Days.)” Tom addresses the Professional Wrestling community, Jessica Kirson joins us by phone to check in from NYC. Plus. TIKTOKS! Then we look at some fan artwork and comments, and we introduce a new contest for all the mommies to participate in. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Last week, 10mg Tom made his debut. This week, we have Star making HER debut. Tom expresses some feelings toward Nadav in the form of a poem before we begin. We start things off with a panic attack on camera like we’ve never seen. Tom has been interacting with Norman. We meet a woman who gives FedSmoker a run for his money.Next Josh Potter sits on the couch to test out an apparatus we learned about through Norman Summerton and discuss how things have been going in quarantine. Tom shares an insignificant Ric Flair story with Potter.To wrap things up we have a hearty batch of TikToks to make you leave this show more uncomfortable than when you arrived.SPONSORS: - Go to WHOOP.com and enter “YOURMOM” at checkout to save 15%. - Use Code: HOUSE for 50% off 2 or more pairs at ShadyRays.com - Get 20% Off + Free Shipping, with the code MOM20 at Manscaped.com - Go to Stamps.com, click on the Microphone at the TOP of the homepage and type in MOM for a 4-week trial PLUS free postage AND a digital scale without any long-term commitment. - Go to hellotushy.com/YOURMOM get 10% off your order - Download Best Fiends FREE on the Apple App Store or Google Play. - Go to your local liquor store and ask for Skrewball Peanut Butter Whiskey! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices