Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Check out the newest podcast out of YMH Studios “First Date with Lauren Compton!” Episodes come out every Tuesday at 7am CT on YouTube and everywhere you can listen to podcasts!Welcome to another action packed episode of Your Moms house Podcast with Tom Segura and Christina P! There’s too much disrespect coming from the booth, we have a “Who Done It” mystery, and we get tips from a cool guy and where to get the best wife! The main mommies review the old school Batman movie with Michael Keaton and Jack Nicholson, Horrible or Hilarious, and McDonalds AND Enny discovers that being healthy is NOT cap!We then welcome comedian, influencer, and newest addition to YMH Studios, Lauren Compton! We go over Tom’s red flags when he started dating Christina, the main mommy’s 15 year anniversary coming up, and Gen Z’s newest slang! Lauren talks about getting cheated on, we watch Kevin Samuels, talk about revenge d*ck and run through some cool guys!https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS:-Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.Go see Matteo Lane’s YouTube Special “Hair Plugs and Heart Ache.” Welcome back to the Mommy-Dome with Tom Segura and Christina P! We get an update on the basketball game between Enny and Ryan, Nadav teaches us about the dangers of haggling, we discuss deep dark secrets, and we review a nightmarish chiropractic scenario.Then we welcome our guest, Matte Lane! He tells us about his hair plug procedure, being stuck in Mexico and growing up Italian. Christina has some questions for Matteo about anal douching, if ED is cap, and if Robert Paul Champagne is his type! We analyze Mark Davis’s (owner of the Oakland Raiders) fashion choices, introduce Matteo to Leo, and finally, show him some of Christina’s insane TikTok curations.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode of Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the stakes of the upcoming basketball game between YMH staffers Enny and Ryan, watch a clip of Garth Brooks discussing marketing, and discuss Tom’s new special “Sledgehammer,” his VRT combat, and whether or not erectile dysfunction is cap. Also, people are still messing up Bert’s name! They watch clips of a Good Morning America host and Mark Wahlberg flubbing his name, and they have an email from someone who knew Blind Bob!Comedian Stavros Halkias joins the Main Mommies to weigh in on the “ED is Cap” debate, discuss his fat era and new special taping. Todd and Christine introduce Stav to classic cool guys Uncle Terry, Norm Summerton, Joe, and Tony Johns. Plus, Stav shares a super cool video he found himself! They wrap up by discussing Rex from Humans of New York and Mantak Chia’s “Rub Rub Rub” video.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

JEANS UP!! On this week’s episode, Tom and Christina recap their time in Europe, look at one of the coolest guys they’ve ever found who was featured on the Humans of New York Instagram page, who is utilizing the Rub Rub Rub Guy’s techniques, get an update about the Enny vs. Ryan basketball game, and discuss Tom's new soundboard. They watch videos of a 56 year old virgin, a cool Swedish sex guy, and an update from Dan Pena. Comedian Steph Tolev joins the Main Mommies to discuss the time an audience member threw a chair at her from the audience, her wild dating life, and much more! They introduce her to the Humans of New York cool guy, and run her through some classic YMH videos and Christina’s TikTok curations.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Christina P is coming to Canada. She’ll be in Toronto, September 7 at Bluma Appel Theatre and Winnepeg, September 8 at Club Regent Event Centre. Get your tickets at https://christinaponline.comSPONSORS:-Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.It’s a main mommies ONLY episode of YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! They discuss some Hunger Games scenarios with the YMH staff that gets Tim upset, Bryan Johnson the anti aging doctor, and celebrity women who age gracefully. We do Horrible or Hilarious, watch sink hole clips, watch a wild dude with his pet bear, and talk about going out with bigger ladies.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's an instant classic episode of YMH with Tim Segura and Christine P! We start off hot with some J stuff, wild movies that couldn't be made today, and Christina wonders if she could take a ho year on a military ship for a year. We review a medical quack's tweet about Pig Norm Summerton, give an update on the Enny VS Ryan basketball game, and hair transplants.Then we welcome friendly neighborhood comedian, podcaster and cockroach, Josh Potter! We discuss best strategies for Only Fans, some cool dating tips from a cool guy, weight loss motivation, Lady Gaga, and Josh reveals that someone finally made him come! We introduce Potter to Blind Bob and learn more about the blind community and finish up with some TikTok curations from Christina!https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS:-Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.On this week’s episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Christina’s flossing habits, whether or not color blindness is cap, Tom’s VR game, developing countries, and more! They watch videos of a dude crawling through a cave, a cool girl explaining how she got strep throat from licking brown, and another cool girl revealing her man gets to nut 7 times a day. This leads to a conversation about Scottie Pippen and his then wife having sex 4 times a day for years!Johnny Mitchell is a comedian, the host of the podcast “The Connect,” and a former drug trafficker. He joins the Main Mommies to discuss how he became a drug dealer, graduating to higher levels of drug dealing, where he would hide money, how he sold drugs in the mail, working with the cartels, and how he finally got arrested. He reveals what it’s like to be new in prison, and discusses prison gangs, fights, food, strip searches, and much more! Tim and Christine introduce him to the 4 Stroke Guy and the Gangsters in Syria.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Watch Chris Porter’s new YouTube special “There’s No Money In Babies” available now: https://youtu.be/NlrJ_Qkmreo Tom Segura and Christina P are so incredibly excited for the Enny VS Ryan basketball game! Tom’s new soundboard is officially up and running, Christina shares some spoiler alerts, and shares things that made you laugh growing up that still make you laugh. Tom continues the fight for our country in virtual reality and the mommies discuss body inclusivity.Then we welcome stand up comedian Chris Porter! We discuss wild snoring habits, totally being okay with not doing stuff with your spouse, airplane seating BS, and the Segura’s getting an invitation to the The White House! We learn more about blind people, Blind Bob, and quiz Christina on the difference between more animals. Then we wrap up with torturing Chris with some TikTok!https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS:-Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.Tom Segura and Christina P. Would like to cordially invite you back to the Mommy Dome! What age range is appropriate to date? We open with a clip of a cool guy who got beat up by a girl, Christina continues to learn about the animal kingdom, we dive deeper into Enny and Ryan basketball game AND Enny seems to have cracked Tom’s color coding system for his soundboard! We get an update on ol’ Sh!t Eyes aka Blind Bob, continue our MASSIVE campaign to send Tom to space, and we reinforce that absolutely everyone you know will die at some point. How neat!https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

PULL YOUR JEANS UP!! On this week’s episode of Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Tom’s plan to come in space, the possibility of another basketball game between two YMH staffers, and Tom’s new favorite activity: farting in front of and winking at Nadav. They watch some “Barista I Love You” videos sent in from friends of the show, as well as an update from the Dating Advice Cool Guy on “narcissistic game.”Comedian Jay Larson joins the Main Mommies to discuss his new special, “Sounds Like Bruce,” life as a dad, dating in the modern age, Vespas, and much more! Tim and Crystal introduce Jay to Blind Bob, teach him about narcissistic game, and show his some of Christina’s TikTok curations.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices