Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tony Johns, an adult entertainer known for his OnlyFans content, joins the conversation for a wild ride. He shares his hilarious experience of being kicked out of a dive bar, alongside updates about his photo hustle and a steamy new project with Alexis Fawx. The banter turns playful as the hosts recount Tom's night at a gay bar, complete with outrageous outfits and relationship absurdities. They dive into humorous topics like aging, fisting in the gay community, and quirky personal anecdotes, all with a comedic twist.

Dive into hilarity as colonoscopies collide with comedy! Tom and Christina laugh about the absurdity of bodily functions, with Tom embracing his gross dad persona. They share outrageous dating tips and explore flatulence as a love language. A wild saga involving Tony Johns adds chaos, while the duo humorously critiques TikTok's rising stars. Their take on the Minecraft Movie and memorable live performances will keep you entertained. Expect anecdotes, wild characters, and plenty of laughs about life’s quirky moments!

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This week, tech entrepreneur and biohacker Bryan Johnson joins the talk to share his radical anti-aging strategies from his 'Don’t Die' program. He dives into his bizarre wellness routines, including hyperbaric chambers, olive oil rituals, and even shock waving. The conversation also uncovers his Mormon roots, effective sleep tips, and whether owning a jet is really worth it. With humor and insight, Bryan explores extreme health practices and the quest for longevity, leaving us questioning how far we’d go to live forever.

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Missed YMH Live X? Witness our BEST Live yet at https://livestream.ymhstudios.com/Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tourSPONSORS: Go to http://helixsleep.com/YMH for 20% Off Sitewide. Try VIIA! https://viia.co/YMH and use code YMH! Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at https://bluechew.com! Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code YMH -- just pay $5 shipping. Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOM. In this jam-packed episode of Your Mom's House, Tom and Christina welcome the one and only Andrew Schulz!Before Schulz joins the Main Mommies, we open the show with a cool gal talking some shit about her jealous mom, before Tom shares his deep affection for Chicago, and Christina reflects on her steamy sex dream where she and Tom were both Black (yes, you read that right). They also celebrate the return of YMH Live X, discuss an outrageous encounter with a fat and gay flight attendant and react to some truly mind-blowing clips—including a loser who's married to a mannequin.Andrew Schulz next joins in and opens up about his new comedy special, LIFE, his approach to storytelling, and his exciting journey into fatherhood. Things get real as the group shares miscarriage horror stories, blending raw honesty with some dark laughs. The chaos continues with a deep dive into Temptation Island Spain, the internet sensation Montoya, the wild content on the Zeus Network, and some guy named Aaron the Plumber who fights transwomen. Don’t miss it, Jeans!Your Mom’s House Ep. 801https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcastChapters 00:00:00 - Intro00:00:00 - Opening Clip: Jealous Mom Hate00:00:00 - YMH LIVE X00:00:00 - Chicago00:00:00 - Christina's Hot Black Dream00:00:00 - Black Hawk Down/What Jennifer Did 00:00:00 - The Fattest And Gayest Flight Attendant00:00:00 - 50 Year Old Loser 00:00:00 - Andrew Schulz & Pregnancy Horror Stories 00:00:00 - Tom & Christina's Kids00:00:00 - Comedic Scene Shifts00:00:00 - TradWife Trend 00:00:00 - Dad Things00:00:00 - American Stand Up & Storytelling00:00:00 - White Loyalty & Wu-Tang Favors00:00:00 - Just Dudes Telling Dudes Stories00:00:00 - Temptation Island Spain00:00:00 - Aaron The Plumber Fights People00:00:00 - Sam's Tailor00:00:00 - Wrap Up00:00:00 - Closing Song - "WTF Is Eco-Sex" by Gaping Dad Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

YMH Live is back and better than ever! Tune in March 7th at https://livestream.ymhstudios.com/ Touch our camera through the fence, chomos!SPONSORS:- Ready to take control of your money? Head to https://acorns.com/YMH or download the Acorns app to get started.- Trade is exclusively offering our listeners 40% off your first order at https://drinktrade.com/YMH.On this special episode of Your Mom’s House, we celebrate 800 episodes of the podcast that birthed Studio Jeans. On today’s show, we take a look at some highlights from the last one hundred episodes such as Fart Gate, Nadav’s passing, Stavros reacting to Norm’s poutine, and the Enny vs Ryan basketball rivalry. We also look back at Dan Soder’s Chapelle impression, Caitlin Campbell’s daily vlog, ICP’s YKWIS supercut. Other topics include: Garth Brooks, Robert Smith, Bryce Mitchell, Andy Milonakis, Candace Owens, and Alec Baldwin’s new reality show. Here’s to 800 more! Enjoy.Your Mom’s House Ep. 800https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcastChapters 00:00:00 - Intro00:05:29 - Opening Clip: Footjob Review 00:09:17 - Clip: Be Young & Ruin Things00:14:18 - YMH Civil War: Ryan Vs Enny00:28:05 - Stavros Reacts to Norm's Poutine00:31:50 - Garth Brooks, Dan Soder's Chapelle Impression, & Robert Smith00:39:15 - Nadav's Passing & Caitlin Campbell00:46:14 - ICP YKWIS Supercut & Airtight Abby00:50:28 - Fart Gate00:58:44 - Ice Cold Pepsi, Bad Haircuts, & Bryce Mitchell01:09:48 - Alec Baldwin Reality TV & Candace Owens01:17:09 - Episode 800 Wrap Up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

YMH Live is back and better than ever! We're going all out for our tenth live show, tickets go on sale tomorrow (2/26) at 7am CT on ymhstudios.com. Touch our camera through the fence, chomos!SPONSORS: Go to https://shopify.com/momshouse to upgrade your selling today. Protect your online privacy TODAY by visiting https://ExpressVPN.com/ymh. Visit https://RedwoodOutdoors.com and use code YMH to save $175. Get 15% off at https://truewerk.com/ymh. Pull those jeans up over your head! It’s another episode of YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week the Main Mommies announce the triumphant return of YMH LIVE, a show that'll feature guests stars, original shorts, and a massive giveaway to one lucky fan. Before all that, Tom shares his thoughts on some documentaries about historical goofballs Hitler and Saddam Hussein. These guys always manage to stay relevant despite having been dead for so long. Tom then open the show with a clip of a cool white dude saying a word he probably shouldn't be saying with incredible confidence. Tom also brings up a P Diddy doc and the twosome also watch some 'Appy Burfday drive-thru videos.Momma and Poppa Jeans are next joined by actor/comedian Matt Fulchiron, who's no stranger to hearing people say his name wrong or even saying somebody else's name wrong for that matter. The trio also discuss some personal comedy show fails, OnlyFans, dumb prank videos, and Christina's fascination with an old TLC show called "My Husbands Not Gay". They also check out some horrible or hilarious clips and talk about fat people in ride shares.Your Mom’s House Ep. 799https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcastNO PURCHASE NECESSARY. Open to legal residents of the 50 U.S./D.C., age 18+ (19+ in AL and NE, 21+ in MS). Void outside 50 U.S./D.C. and where prohibited. Sweepstakes starts 2/26/25 and ends 7:30pm CT on 3/7/25. Two ways to enter: (1) visit livestream.ymhstudios.com, purchase a ticket to attend Tenth YMH Live Show airing 3/7/25, follow link on confirmation screen, and complete and submit a survey with all required information, or (2) enter for free by visiting YMHStudios.com/YMHLiveX and complete and submit a survey with all required information. By entering you agree to receive periodic marketing emails from Sponsor and may unsubscribe at any time. ARV of one prize: $10,000. For full Official Rules: YMHStudios.com/YMHLiveX. Sponsor: John John Productions LLC, 2049 Century Park East, Suite 1400, Los Angeles, CA 90067.Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro00:04:03 - Some Goofballs & Knuckleheads00:15:41 - Opening Clip: Big Word, What?00:21:16 - YMH LIVE X00:24:57 - More 'Appy Burfdays00:30:51 - Puff Daddy Doc00:37:14 - Clip: Whistler Feeling Alright00:39:21 - Comedy Show Fails00:49:12 - Tour Dates & OnlyFans00:53:09 - Clip: Dad Pranks00:56:09 - Clip: Crow Wife Scares Her Husband00:58:22 - Clip: Morning Rub 01:00:03 - My Husbands Not Gay01:06:05 - Clip: Pissfluencers 01:06:50 - Back To The Gay Husband Show01:10:52 - Too Fat For Waymo01:15:19 - Hit And Run01:21:34 - Horrible Or Hilarious01:29:23 - Clip: Fat Person Grocery Haul01:30:40 - Clip: Down For Some Me Time01:31:24 - Clip: Fart Hard01:32:21 - Closing Song -"I Know I'm White" by Bruce Kristner Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join the hosts as they recount their hilarious mishaps at a sound bath in Sedona, including an unexpected fart incident. Laugh along with their surreal DMT adventures, drawing quirky comparisons to edibles. They also dive into amusing discussions about unique talents like throat whistling and reflect on societal quirks, from declining service industry standards to the mysteries surrounding Brigitte Macron. With tons of playful banter, this is a comedic romp through everyday absurdities and bizarre theories!

Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Go to http://helixsleep.com/YMH for 20% Off Sitewide + 2 Free Dream Pillows with Mattress Purchase. Try VIIA Hemp! https://viia.co/YMH and use code YMH! Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at https://bluechew.com! Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOM. It’s another episode of YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week, Mama and Papa Jeans open the show with a clip of a cool guy who wants to go fishing with Hitler, before diving into some clips of another talented artist who whistles. They next check out some back shot advertisements from Tony Johns and Christina makes a proposition to Tom about her ideal man.Fresh off the farm, Tom Green enters the mommy dome to share what he's been up to lately and to discuss not one, but two different projects about his life floating around in the streaming world. They also talk about his classic Subway pranks, an appearance by Joe Rogan on Tom Green's show back in the day, and watch clips of fan submitted happy birthday drive-thru pranks. Tom Green also experiences some horrible or hilarious clips and Christina's TikToks, and invites the mommies to speculate on Garth Brooks.Your Mom’s House Ep. 797https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcastChapters 00:00:00 - Intro00:03:30 - Opening Clip: Fishing With Hitler00:07:26 - Clip: Dana White Addresses The Dummy 00:15:02 - The World's Greatest Whistler 00:21:28 - Clip: Tony Johns Advertising Backshots 00:23:13 - Clip: No Soy Boys00:23:49 - This Is The Type Of Guy You're Gettin'00:29:26 - This Is The Tom Green Segment 00:36:55 - Happy Birthday Drive-Thru Pranks00:44:40 - Clip: Tom Green's Subway Order00:50:24 - Clip: Karen Getting Arrested00:52:54 - TikToks00:57:59 - A Normal Life01:11:23 - Clip: A Barrel Roll 01:14:20 - Horrible Or Hilarious01:17:31 - Garth Brooks01:22:34 - Closing Song - "Moose Soup Remix" by Matt Mercer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices