Darude is the word in Bahrain, where sandstorms are predicted to interrupt qualifying. Bernie Ecclestone commits Formula One to a 'human rights policy', to the confusion of everyone. Peter McGinley buys a new jumper. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Featuring our yet to be titled political update with Dieter Rencken. Rob laments Liam Neeson being overlooked for the Enzo Ferrari film. Michael wonders where Force India's fans come from. Peter McGinley isn't deported from anywhere. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An analysis of the Malaysian Grand Prix concludes Formula One is (fully) sick. We evaluate Pastor Maldonado’s potential as marriage material. Peter and Rob talk at length about human excrement while Michael regrets ever bringing up the subject. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Michael and Peter journey to the Malaysian Grand Prix, where they were never concussed nor had any problems with their hire car, except when the steering failed and were subsequently medicated. Unless McLaren says otherwise. Featuring Trent Price. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We review the thrilling events surrounding the Australian Grand Prix and devote a small amount of time the lacklustre 90 minutes in between. The #BarUpOrGetStuffed winner is announced. McGinley denies being paid in hamburgers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Featuring Olav Mol. Giedo van der Garde goes to court. Michael and Rob preview the 2015 Formula One season. Peter McGinley interviews a horse. Plus Romain Grosjean, Nico Rosberg, Lewis Hamilton, Valtteri Bottas, and Felipe Massa. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Featuring Craig Scarborough and Dr Gary Hartstein. McGinley develops some film. Daniel Ricciardo disagrees with the police. Technical journalist Scarbs summarises pre-season testing. Dr Hartstein summarises concussion to three technically-journalists. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Featuring Dieter Rencken from Racing Lines. Peter McGinley becomes the national face of the #BarUpOrGetStuffed competition. Manor Marussia Racing-Ferrari is apparently real. Dieter Rencken rates the German GP's chances as less than 50 per cent. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Featuring Australian GP CEO Andrew Westacott. Box of Neutrals returns in 2015 to discuss both the potential effects of Australian F1 coverage moving to subscription television and the qualities of Peter McGinley's haircut. Oh, how good it is to be back. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.