We discuss how apis mellifera just reignited a Finnish championship and why Sebastian Vettel is on track for his worst F1 season ever. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We form the Parliament of Box of Neutrals to decide your F1 disputes and play what is apparently everyone's favourite game: 'What is your name unusual?'. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Knowing corner names makes you neither interesting nor cool. Lewis Hamilton break Valtteri Bottas's spirit. Sebastian Vettel leaves Ferrari for Jordan. We appropriate some more IP for personal gain. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A French-speaking driver in an Italian car wins the Italian Grand Prix, exactly as expected. Valtteri Bottas decided the championship isn’t for him. We accidentally upset someone named Bert. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ferrari is cooked. Like, really cooked. Lewis Hamilton won the race but Ferrari is absolutely roasted. Did you see it? It's no good. That guy supporting Max Verstappen but doing a shoey was also questionable, but that still wasn't as bad as Ferrari. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Heikki Kovalainen is faster than you. Williams is more cashed up than you. Circuit de Spa-Francorchamps has more rain than you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We shamelessly steal some IP with our homemade and very accurate sound effects and spend a surprising amount of time talking about MotoGP for an F1 podcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mercedes's tyres and Sebastian Vettel's Ferrari relationship engage in a race to see which can dissolve faster. Lawrence Stroll kidnaps himself. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We analyse the British Grand Prix, where tyre life is made up and the first 49 laps don't matter, and Rob reveals his name is being censored in an online golf tournament. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I M O L A 🇮🇹 rejoins the F1 calendar and we lament the demise of Deal or No Deal. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.