Episode One

Gilroy Monsanto (Branson) delivers his third State of the Union Address, revealing that he is woke now and outlining his strategy for the 2028 presidential election. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/114875193 Get tickets for E1 x Chapo live in L.A. on Nov. 4: http://link.dice.fm/b1eb3de54f54

Antiques expert Honus Blotto (Branson) appraises heirlooms and collectibles from a variety of ordinary people (Andrew, Charles). See us live in L.A. with Chapo Trap House on Nov. 4: http://link.dice.fm/b1eb3de54f54 E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast

This time, Branson, Andrew, Charles, Nick, Joel, and Tom draft presidential cabinets, just in time for Politics Season. Speaking of politics, come to our L.A. show with Chapo Trap House on election eve, Nov. 4: http://link.dice.fm/b1eb3de54f54 Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-71-4th-annual-114441323

Ulysses Broadstroke (Branson), Niney Levin (Charles), and Dr. Hugo Morrow (Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn) design a utopian city in Iceland. See Chapo x E1 live in LA (11/4): http://link.dice.fm/b1eb3de54f54 E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Young-adult fiction authors Betsy Lavender (Branson), Quince Drumheller (Andrew), and C.A. Walker (Charles) share their latest work. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/113990834 Come to our live election special with Chapo Trap House in L.A. on 11/4: http://link.dice.fm/b1eb3de54f54

Three Pumpkins Mayor Stuart Smartey (Branson) sits down with ABC's Tolliver West (Andrew) for a wide-ranging interview about his political career. L.A. Tix for E1 x Chapo Live on 11/4: http://link.dice.fm/b1eb3de54f54 E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Kensington Clams (Andrew), Chef Aldebert Yummy (Charles), and Evil Dan (Dan Boeckner @d_boeckner) arrive in Chocolate Hell and encounter a variety of dessert-themed demons. Full campaign on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/dungeons-deagles-113420587

Curious Branson (Branson) asks anthropologist Dr. Richard Human (Andrew) the type of unfiltered questions that ordinary Americans are wondering. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/113297267 E1 x Chapo Live in L.A. Election special on 11/4: http://link.dice.fm/b1eb3de54f54

MI6 agent James Bond teams up with sultry centaur She-Biscuit Her-Dalgo to blow the lid off an undercover drug ring operating on the Isle of Women. Starring Taylor @tupacdurex, Hesse Deni, and April Clark Featuring Ivy Wolk, Grace Freud, Raina Douris, Lisa Vitale, Alana, and Margie Written by Charles Austin, Alex Branson, Hesse Deni, and Andrew Hudson Artwork by Haus of Decline Song by Charles Austin, performed by Lisa Vitale

Shy, silly twins Bubby Winky (Branson) and Blinky Winky (Tom) are posted up on Winky Island, where they address the allegations that they bite women and reveal their new shark-bite-resistant line of clothing for women. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/112620460