
Episode One
Each episode is the first—and only—episode of a failed podcast.
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May 16, 2024 • 1h 2min
334 - The E1 Memorial Day Salute to Service & Silly Spit-Roast
Branson, Charles, and Truck the Pignificent (TJ @cookiesandart) host a Memorial Day variety show with a colorful cast of guests, including Andrew from E1, Chef Woopsy Doopsy, ventriloquist Stu K, animal expert Grant Banana, and more. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

May 9, 2024 • 59min
333 - The Debate Class Final at George W. Bush Memorial High School
Greg Head (Branson) and Witman Diggley (Charles) face off against Sean Rogers (Alex @ALEXF0RREST) and Dylan Scarfo (Joe @J0EGLEAS0N) in Mr. Load's (Andrew) high-school debate class final. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

May 6, 2024 • 6min
E0 #40 - Nelson's Story Book Club (ft. Raina Douris & Julian Feeld) [Patreon Preview]
Raina Douris (NPR's World Cafe) and Julian Feeld (QAA) join us for the first E1 Book Club, where we read and discuss the sci-fi epic "Nelson's Story" by Mr. Niraj Sharma, the acclaimed author of "1001 Funny Jokes." Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/103758512

May 2, 2024 • 1h 4min
332 - The Silly Guys Go to War
When a brand new island is discovered in the Pacific, President Cecil Cobra enlists Andrew, Branson, and Charles to fight for control of its resources in a war against every country on earth. Featuring Brendan James, Noah Kulwin, and Zeke Golvin. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Apr 29, 2024 • 2min
The Gods of Podcasting 27 - Extraordinary Alien (ft. Raina Douris) [Patreon Preview]
Raina talks about the time she powerplayed Barbra Streisand and reveals whether or not she has intentions to commit espionage or sabotage in the United States. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/103291869

Apr 25, 2024 • 1h
331 - Dickheads
Dickheads Daniel “Dave” Lewis (Branson), Travis Seltzer (Andrew), and Bobby Halo (Charles) discuss their business ideas and their favorite bars as they pregame for Jobbie Nooner. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Apr 18, 2024 • 52min
330 - Bourbon Bastards
Tortured poets and whiskey aficionados Silk Brothers aka NightTongue5832985393 (Branson), Mask O’Hare aka UnderBlackWaves (Andrew), Clift Miasma aka RyeOfTheBeholder (Charles), and Vic Chambray aka TheSwelteringSilence (Rylan) weave poetic thoughts awash in women, whiskey, and this fucked world of bullshit. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Apr 11, 2024 • 1h 3min
329 - Dr. Fingerling’s Love Planet
Dr. Terrance Fingerling (Branson) dispenses advice about modern romance, joined by a cast of callers and special guests (Andrew, Charles). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Apr 8, 2024 • 6min
E2 #60 - The Drafts Folder 2 [Patreon Preview]
Episodes that never left the drafts folder, including sodas (not Pixar), farm animals, mathematical symbols used to denote positive and negative functions, three needles in a haystack, and many more. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/101962357

Apr 4, 2024 • 6min
328 - Gilroy Monsanto at the Iowa State Fair [Patreon Preview]
Gilroy Monsanto (Branson) and campaign manager Savannah Fandango (Hesse) interact with ordinary voters (Andrew, Charles) at the Iowa State Fair. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/101712512
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