Episode One

Sargent Jim Shorts of the Dudes Alliance commands a ragtag band of teenage mech pilots including Admiral Grinchblade Meriwether, First Lieutenant Apollo Ratte, Lieutenant Michael Griefer, and Commodore Balthazar Eros in the battle against The Fan Collective.

Andrew, Branson, and Charles use Dr. Yinz Llubjana’s Dream Machine to make an accessible, popular, revenue-generating new podcast.

Dr. Yinz Llubjana and his assistant Rocky work with half-orc Chief Scientist Pardner to conduct research for Project Use Your Illusion 3 at an orcish research station outside Shangri-La.

Branson and CJ leave voicemails for Ben.

Country aficionado and oilman Philabuster G. Tycoon, record producer Mud Phillips, and rising star Kid Simpson discuss the rich traditions of country music past and present.

Makeup bloggers Pip Fogle, Emilio, Pebbles Acosta, and Salami dish on the latest makeup tips and trends, talk about their makeup routines, and try some new beauty products.

Performance artists Glans Penis, Salvador Landis, and Matthew Coriander Bausman Hollister discuss their greatest works, their biggest paydays, and the meaning of art.

Officer Percy Kielbasa fields late-night 911 calls at the Terre Haute police station.

Survivalists Otto Coldbeer and Bug West explore Chris Dorner National Park, sharing survival tips along the way.

G4 personalities Johnny Aimbot, Abe Funkso, and Nate Misty talk about what games they’ve been playing, their charity work, cheat codes, and the hottest video game girls of all time. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/25000882