Episode One

Geniuses Professor Wally Tangier (@intellegint), Roosevelt Smartman (@charlesraustin), and Opulence (@necrobranson) discuss important ideas and display their incredible intellect. Go to MyFunIQTest.com to find out how smart you are. Charles' album out March 24: Preorder: solipse.bandcamp.com/ Spotify Presave: distrokid.com/hyperfollow/solipse/solipse

Gentle King Cornwallis has invited a number of eligible bachelors to the Kingdom of Corn to debut his three adult children at a debutante ball. Who will win the Rose of Love? Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/48792038 Branson (@necrobranson) - DM Andrew (@intellegint) - Rowan Astoria Charles (@charlesraustin) - French Fry the Cat Joel (@thevillainjoel) - Sven Leopold Turkoglu Nick (@JucheMane) - Captain Pierre DuPierrot

Men of leisure Vic Pomegranate (@necrobranson), Loomis Contraire (@intellegint), and Toledo St. John (@charlesraustin) discuss their lifestyles, hobbies, and daily routines. Charles' album out March 24: Preorder: https://solipse.bandcamp.com/ Spotify Presave: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/solipse/solipse

Reid Gimball (@necrobranson) and Dr. Yinz Llubjana (@ihaveeczema), newly returned from the Astral Plane, tell their friend Curtis Hong (@intellegint) about New Game Plus and their plan to speedrun life before the upcoming content patch for the Earth—1.1 Arcadium Unleashed. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/48333009 Charles' album: Preorder: https://solipse.bandcamp.com/ Spotify Presave: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/solipse/solipse

Alex Branson (@necrobranson) lived a normal life—or so he thought—until he learned that he had been filmed from birth for a reality TV show, "The Branson Show." Journalist Holland Panhandle (@charlesraustin) welcomes Branson and director Gordo (@intellegint) to reflect on their experiences making the show. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Branson takes listeners through a guided meditation about two-time NBA All-Star Zach Randolph. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/47969312

Morning show hosts Ed Boiler (@intellegint) and Bud Corn (@necrobranson) and weatherman Buck Weathers (@charlesraustin) discuss lighthearted news over piping hot coffee. E1 on patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Shane Jackson is an athlete turned rockstar turned all-pro drinker looking for salvation at the bottom of a bottle. And St. Louis is a city that knows how to keep its secrets. But when Chester St. Louis attempts to buy and gentrify Shane's favorite bar, DB's, Shane must act to save the lifestyle—and the city—that defines him. With @intellegint as Shane Jackson; @neonwario as Danny Tremaine; @necrobranson as Big Sal and Jack Scallop; @charlesraustin as Chester St. Louis; @humidnightblue as Trinity Montblanc; and @kath_krueger of @discourse_blog as Tasha St. Cream and Linda Jackson. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Fashion writer Thirty Seconds To Mars (@necrobranson) welcomes designers Wehm Brucht (@intellegint), AuBon Pain (@charlesraustin), and Visconti Bellisimo (@egolvin) for a freeform discussion of their outfits, their fashion trend predictions, and their most prized items of clothing. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/47125550

Radio personalities Peter Milf (@intellegint) and Chase Dunlip (@charlesraustin) sit down for an exclusive interview with lizardfolk Snekt (@necrobranson) and Vyth (@tom_on_here). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast