

Episode One
Episode One
Each episode is the first—and only—episode of a failed podcast.
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Nov 24, 2023 • 1h 5min
309 - Burger and Plum Magazine’s Best Mayor in America
Local journalist Donnie Trellis (Charles) spends a day with Mayor Stuart Smartey (Branson) as he interacts with the ordinary citizens (Andrew) of Three Pumpkins, CA. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Nov 20, 2023 • 5min
E2 #53 - Paragons of Truth [Patreon Preview]
Reid Gimball (Branson) returns to Terre Haute to tell his old friend Curtis Hong (Andrew) about his interdimensional escapades. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/93239891

Nov 16, 2023 • 1h 1min
308 - Faith, Family, Freedom: The Bryden Brantley Interview on 94.3 COWZ FM
Silver Spoons, GA radio personalities Buck Summers (Andrew) and Kevin Rylan (Branson) welcome country superstar Bryden Brantly (Charles) to discuss his values, the Damn I Clean Up Good tour, and his new single.
"The Smallest Town You Can Have" on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/00SNSeWb6vqSj0HpxbS6C9?si=PE-6m20TTFuJzgNtI1khrg
Download on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/smallest-town-92402038

Nov 13, 2023 • 6min
E2 #52 - Pulling the Chair with Dunk and Keys [Patreon Preview]
Dunk (Branson) and Keys (Andrew) welcome Greenville sportswriter Chip Dip (Tom) to discuss the 2023–24 NBA season. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/92826024

Nov 9, 2023 • 1h 2min
307 - The Ascension Ritual of Hmm. the Alien
Hmm. the Alien (@cringe_genius) says goodbye to his human bowling pals Grover Skirts (Branson), Cecil Monte Cristo (Andrew), and Clever Tim (Charles). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Nov 6, 2023 • 7min
E2 #51 - The Senate Subcommittee Hearing on Husband Misconduct [Patreon Preview]
U.S. Senators Reggie Loud (Charles) and Shelly Chimp (Andrew) investigate allegations against podcaster Alex Branson that his unhusbandlike conduct may disqualify him from receiving federal subsidies under the Tom Sandoval Act of 2023. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/92421579

Nov 2, 2023 • 5min
306 - King Vahgo’s Dungeon [Patreon Preview]
Torturers Bullfrog (Branson), Slime Francis (Andrew), and Pallid Ass (Joel) torture Charles the Worst (Charles) in King Vahgo's Dungeon. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/92167516

Oct 26, 2023 • 1h 4min
305 - Campfire Stories to Scare Your Socks Off Spooky SZN Pumpkin Spice Vibes
Dracula University undergrads Jimmy Treats (Branson), Dunmer (Andrew), Hal O’Ween (Charles), and Frank N. Steinsmonster (Cameron Fetter) tell spooky stories around a campfire. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Oct 23, 2023 • 6min
E0 #33 - Zap News Live! On the Scene [Patreon Preview]
After a shooting at Club Pogo derails the release party for Charles the DJ's "DJ Play the Song," Zap News Reporter Kevin Slider (Charles) discusses the tragedy with Walt Tremblay (Branson), the only man who saw the assailant's escape. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/91535004

Oct 19, 2023 • 59min
304 - The Fruits of Faith Call-In Show with Pastor Clyde Sunbeam
Pastor Clyde Sunbeam (Charles) answers questions from callers (Andrew, @Lowenaffchen) during his afternoon call-in show. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast