
System Mastery
Jef and Jon review old roleplaying games
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Aug 26, 2014 • 1h 3min
Car Wars – System Mastery 26
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System Mastery 26 – Car Wars
Strap in, it’s going to be a dense, chart-heavy ride. Steve Jackson’s Car Wars is heavy on near-future apocalyptic flavor, and equally heavy on complex movement and combat rules. It’s a battle of cars, bikes, trucks, trikes, trars, trike-trucks, truck-trikes, and for some reason, helicopters on this 80s-charged episode.
Let us know what you thought of Car Wars in the comments! Have a book you’d us to cover? Let us know about that too.
Editor’s correction: Upon research, we have determined that Steve Jackson does not look like a Bruce Vilanche type, but rather like the sort of guy that designs beige pebble-plastic 80s computers that can run Oregon Trail. We remain convinced that he is a cool dude, however.
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Aug 12, 2014 • 1h 2min
D&D Set 1 Basic Rules – System Mastery 25
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SystemMastery 25 – D&D Set 1 Basic Rules
We celebrate a year’s worth of RPG reviews with a return to a true classic. The original Red Box D&D, complete with the white crayon for your dice and the $30 registration form for the 1981 RPGA. Take to the dungeon as a fighter, a magic-user, or perhaps a halfling in one of the earliest iterations of the Dungeons & Dragons name.
Let us know what you thought of D&D Basic in the comments! Have a book you’d us to cover? Let us know about that too.
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Jul 29, 2014 • 1h 3min
C°ntinuum – System Mastery 24
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SystemMastery 24 – C°ntinuum: Roleplaying in the Yet
It’s a time travel game! More accurately, it’s a game about keeping meticulous detailed notes because the DM might check to see if you did at any second! Join millions of other time travelers working and playing together, but try not to accidentally erase yourself from existence! It’s shockingly easy to do, after all. We review C°ntinuum – Roleplaying in the Yet, all the while wishing it was Roleplaying in the Yeti.
Let us know what you thought of C°ntinuum in the comments! Have a book you’d us to cover? Let us know about that too.
Editor’s correction: For some reason, we spent the whole podcast thinking this game was called C°ntinuum – Adventures in the Yet.
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Jul 16, 2014 • 1h 1min
Star Wars RPG – System Mastery 23
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SystemMastery 23 – Star Wars RPG
Our second look at West End Games takes us to a galaxy far, far away, where an antagonistic GM is expected to control the party with an iron (if capricious) fist. We’ll discuss whether or not Boba Fett lives up to his hype, what the deal is with all that expanded universe stuff, and maybe even briefly talk about the actual RPG we’re ostensibly here for.
As always, if you’ve got a suggestion for an RPG, let us know! We’ve got a little list together and are reading into some of your great suggestions already!
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Jul 2, 2014 • 1h 1min
After the Bomb – System Mastery 22
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SystemMastery 22 – After the Bomb
Wounded and battered from months of learning new systems, we take a brief respite to review something we knew already. This week, we spend a lot of time talking about Bio-E, the difference between the rad animal men of yesteryear and today’s watered-down furries, and general Palladium shenanigans.
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Jun 17, 2014 • 1h 6min
System Mastery 21 – Nobilis
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SystemMastery 21 – Nobilis
Have you ever dreamed of being the god of something? Perhaps the god of socks, or the god of internet memes, or the god of cabbage? This odd, dense game may be as close as you can get to realize your weird boring dreams, internet friends! Take a tour through the mind of Rebecca Bergstrom, aka Jenna Moran, aka the Writer clad in Ranunculus, aka the Auctor Errabundus, as we look into the crazy (but interesting) Nobilis!
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Jun 5, 2014 • 1h 2min
System Mastery 20 – Cthulhutech
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Episode 20 – Cthulutech
It might just be because we like 75% of the brazenly lifted source material, but Cthulhutech passes our review gauntlet and comes up looking pretty fun. We discuss the many variations on giant robot and giant monster robot you can play as, discuss the latest iteration of merits and flaws, and hash out the concept of poker dice in our latest episode.
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May 20, 2014 • 60min
System Mastery 19 – Furry Pirates
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SystemMastery 19 – Furry Pirates
This week, we take hold of a book with a bifurcated design sensibility. Will we actually discover “Swashbuckling Adventures in the Furry Age of Piracy”? Or will we find that the furries appear to have been added to this book late during development? Is this a case of Type 1 or Type 2 Furabetes? What social rank must a male furry be at before he is expected to wear a wig (unless he is a Puritan)? We struggle to answer all these questions in our 19th episode. Special thanks to Ryan for the suggestion. Never suggest anything again, Ryan (keep suggesting things).
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May 7, 2014 • 1h 3min
System Mastery 18 – Big Eyes, Small Mouth
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SystemMastery 18 – Big Eyes, Small Mouth
We sit down for a rousing discussion about the many varieties of anime, and the game that tries to let you play them all. Big Eyes, Small Mouth is a charming attempt to capture the entirety of a diverse range of shows into a single ruleset. There are a few glaring errors, but that’s what new editions are for, we guess. In the meantime, let’s make fun of an old book and a bunch of TV shows!
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Apr 23, 2014 • 1h 1min
Episode 17 – Don’t Look Back: Terror is Never Far Behind
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SystemMastery 17 – Don’t Look Back: Terror is Never Far Behind
Don’t Look Back is a mid-90s Horror RPG, featuring hilarious send-ups of your favorite 80s horror film tropes! Oh no wait, that’s just the cover. The actual text appears to be a middle school math book with some surprisingly opinionated digressions about what constitutes a “techno-nerd.” With a name like this, we didn’t really expect a realism heartbreaker of a game. Dig in with us as we discuss the first RPG we’ve seen to use absolute values (note, the math kind, not the moral kind) on this week’s System Mastery Podcast!
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