Rude Tales of Magic

RIGHT NOW GO TO RUDETALESOFMAGIC.COM, for we have our VERY FIRST merch on sale now!  It's t-shirts! For YOUR body! There's one with a skull and one with just words. What are ya gonna do walk around topless all day? What if the neighbors/students/parishoners see? Better get a shirt on! Our Patreon keeps the lights on and truly, in all sincerity is what keeps the show going. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If you're not, well, it's never too early to blossom into the patron butterfly THE LORD intended you to be. Do so HERE. And follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our new producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates all sort of brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.  Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show:Twitter: @of_rudeInstagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

RIGHT NOW GO TO RUDETALESOFMAGIC.COM, for we have our VERY FIRST merch on sale now!  It's tshirts! For YOUR body! Theres one with a skull and one with just words. What are ya gonna do walk around topless all day? What if the neighbors/students/parishoners see? Better get a shirt on! Our Patreon keeps the lights on and truly, in all sincerity is what keeps the show going. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If you're not, well, it's never too early to blossom into the patron butterfly THE LORD intended you to be. Do so HERE. And follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our new producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd be eating cat food at a higher frequency than we do currently. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates all sort of brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.  Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show:Twitter: @of_rudeInstagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Our Patreon keeps the lights on and truly, in all sincerity is what keeps the show going. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If you're not, well, it's never too early to blossom into the patron butterfly THE LORD intended you to be. Do so HERE. And follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! We're very happy to now publicly thank our new producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd be eating cat food at a higher frequency than we do currently. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates all sort of brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.  Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show:Twitter: @of_rudeInstagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

If you're at all able, consider giving to Black and Pink,  an incredible organization dedicated to dismantling the criminal punishment system and the harms caused to LGBTQ+ people and people living with HIV/AIDS who are affected by the system through advocacy, support, and organizing. And then, follow us on Twitter. And  and also too, good lord, come on, we gotta say it again? Get us on Patreon dog! It's a gd world o'wonders over there. Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show:Twitter: @of_rudeInstagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

If you're at all able, consider giving to Black and Pink,  an incredible organization dedicated to dismantling the criminal punishment system and the harms caused to LGBTQ+ people and people living with HIV/AIDS who are affected by the system through advocacy, support, and organizing. And then, follow us on Twitter. And  and also too, good lord, come on, we gotta say it again? Get us on Patreon dog! It's a gd world o'wonders over there. Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show:Twitter: @of_rudeInstagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

https://secure.actblue.com/donate/bail_funds_george_floyd Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show:Twitter: @of_rudeInstagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.   Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We thought that while we're locked out of the studio due to NeoPlague, we'd nonetheless keep recording (We would never call ourselves heroes, but you are of course welcome to.) Only this time we'd tell a whole new story (same vibe) with whole new characters (somehow even dumber), exploring the world of Cordelia's bonkers past (like its present but over).   No need to worry, the original gang will return as soon as they can. Until then though, WE HAVE SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU. twitter.com/of_rude patreon.com/rudetalesofmagic Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show:Twitter: @of_rudeInstagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

patreon.com/rudetalesofmagic Recently recovered Cordelian artifacts have revealed themselves to be semi-permanent  (and quickly degrading), solidified auditory illusion spells, created by mage, historian, and naturalist, Thimbit Leavings, an unknown number of years ago in an attempt to document and market a collection of recorded sounds cataloging the entire natural, political, and cultural history of Cordelia.   We will be sharing them with you at random. patreon.com/rudetalesofmagic Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show:Twitter: @of_rudeInstagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We are just thrilled as a cricket and pleased as a pretty peach pie to have Brennan Lee Mulligan as our first guest star. Brennan has been a huge influence on the show from before our first episode, is one of the greatest living Dungeon Masters and, good news for you, you can watch him work his magic on the hilarious and brilliant actual play show, Dimension 20 (youtube) (twitter) (insta) If you like Rude Tales, you are commanded to check out Dimension 20. Godspeed, lil bodhisattva. Our patreon gets better and better day by day by day. Won't you join us? Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show:Twitter: @of_rudeInstagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sorry we don't have a patreon. JUST KIDDING YOU HANDSOME LIL DEVIL! ITS RIGHT THERE CLICK THERE I WAS JUST KIDDING WE HAVE ONE ITS GREAT! Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show:Twitter: @of_rudeInstagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.