Go Home Bible, You're Drunk

Hey friends we did it, we are finally taking on Paul! This is the first of a loose series tentatively titled Paul is a D*ck. We spill all the tea on everyones favorite theological cop and we hope you enjoy listening to it as much as we enjoyed making it. Grab your favorite beverage because we are setting captives free (unlike Paul).Also in this episode we air our grievances about Joshua Harris, hand out a life verse to one of our wonderful patrons and generally end up with a favorable view of Jesus. Enjoy!This podcast will always be free but if you are able to support us financially and would like early access to ad free episodes please consider joining our Patreon community: patreon.com/gohomebible Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we dive into the Sunday School classic, Daniel and the Lions Den! Beverage in hand we look at how this story is usually taught to children and how problematic martyrdom is. Also we can't seem to remember if it is Lions or Bears which is a good time.Also in the episode we talk about biblical commas, how empires create trauma wherever they go, and just how hot Oscar Issac is with a beard. Grab a drink, its a fun one.If you would like to support the show please check out patreon.com/gohomebibleNote: We were having some audio issues due to internet and such. Please bear with us as we continue to improve the quality of this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In the Bible the story of Lot is little dark so we thought we needed to bring a friend along to help us out. Andrew Seidel is an attorney at the Freedom From Religion foundation and the author of The Founding Myth: Why Christian Nationalism is Un-American. He is also a fantastic communicator and delightful to talk to.Our conversation ranges from the January 6th attacks on the Capitol, to parenting, to just how messed up biblical morality is. Grab your favorite beverage, you are going to need it.If you are interested you can check out Andrew's book here: https://bit.ly/TFMpaperbackYou can learn more about the Freedom From Religion Foundation here: FFRF.orgAndrew can be found on the socials @AndrewLSeidelIf you would like to support our show please check out our patreon community at patreon.com/gohomebible Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If you don't have a favorite beverage don't worry because Jesus has you covered! This week we dive into the wine filled ceremonial jug that is the Wedding at Cana and a good time is had by all . Also we discuss Ken Ham's newest project, just how many wives Jesus might have had and give out a life verse to our newest patron!If you would like your own life verse please check out our patreon community at patreon.com/gohomebible Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Grab your favorite beverage my friends because we are looking at Jesus today and it isn't pretty. Our boy prays outside in the rain, walks on water, and then gets downright petty with his people which honestly isn't a good look.We also talk about David Jeremiah's freak out over exvangelicals, why you should not kink shame the whore of Babylon, and whole lot more. Cheers y'all, enjoy!If you want to support the show please head over to our Patreon: patreon.com/gohomebibleYou can also follow our socials. Twitter: @gohomebible Instagram: gohomebibleIf you have questions or episode ideas let us know: gohomebible@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Jonah gets all up in his feels watching a giant worm devour his favorite houseplant. Grab your favorite beverage for Jonah part 2; it is way weirder than you remember.Also this episode features a discussion about Russel Moore and the SBC's complete disinterest in accountability for sexual misconduct because you know that's not the gospel or whatever. If you want to support the show please head over to our Patreon: patreon.com/gohomebibleYou can also follow our socials. Twitter: @gohomebible Instagram: gohomebibleIf you have questions or episode ideas let us know: gohomebible@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we celebrate episode 10 with another classic, Jonah! This is part 1 of a two part series so grab your favorite beverage as we get into this story that is way weirder than you remember. Also this episode feature a discussion about what in the world Mark Driscoll is up to and how much Tori is obsessed with whales. Very excited to see what y'all think!If you want to support the show please head over to our Patreon: patreon.com/gohomebibleYou can also follow our socials. Twitter: @gohomebible Instagram: gohomebibleIf you have questions or episode ideas let us know: gohomebible@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we get into the story of Hagar and how our different perspectives shape how we view her and what we bring to the Bible. Also Abraham is basically the rich white guy with no accountability in the Bible and we don't pull our punches. Grab your favorite beverage; this is a great conversation.If you want to support the show please head over to our Patreon: patreon.com/gohomebibleYou can also follow our socials. Twitter: @gohomebible Instagram: gohomebibleIf you have questions or episode ideas let us know: gohomebible@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we head to the Libertarian paradise that is the book of Judges and check out what God's woman Deborah is up to. We also visit the tent of Jael for a glass of milk and let's just say it doesn't go all that well. Grab your favorite beverage and find out how ladies in patriarchy get things done.If you want to support the show please head over to our Patreon: patreon.com/gohomebibleYou can also follow our socials. Twitter: @gohomebible Instagram: gohomebibleIf you have questions or episode ideas let us know: gohomebible@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we jump into the world of Young Earth Creationism and how our beliefs about the cosmos shape us. Tori and Justin get a little more personal as we talk about our de-conversions away from evangelical "science" and into embracing the infinite joy (and sometimes terror) that is the universe we find ourselves in. Grab your favorite beverage; this is a good one.If you want to support the show please head over to our Patreon: patreon.com/gohomebibleYou can also follow our socials. Twitter: @gohomebible Instagram: gohomebibleIf you have questions or episode ideas let us know: gohomebible@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices