Dungeon Master of None

Enter the long dark teatime of the soul with DMs Matt and Rob as they prepare to outlive--or unlive--the hell out of everybody through the profane miracle of becoming a lich. Listen for why liches are some of the best villains for your heroes and four or six alternative uses for our favorite immortal skeleton wizards. Join DMofNone on Discord. And support the show on Patreon!

There's more OneDnD playtest rules. This time it's personal. This time it's the expert classes: the bard, ranger, and rogue. DMs Matt and Rob jump into the rules with thoughts to help you process the newest round of updates to Dungeons and Dragons.  Join DMofNone on Discord. And support the show on Patreon!

Matt and Rob answer your mail! They talk about magic items, fantasy authorities, wizard people, and more! Donjon's Magic Item Generator Sane Magic Item Prices 100 NPCs You Might Meet in a Tavern Music: Trophy Hunter - Within TemptationThe Doors - Celebration of the LizardRage Against the Machine - Killing in the Name OfBrad Neely - Wizard People, Dear ReaderThe Postman Theme

One of the many jobs that gets dumped on Dungeon Masters is the role of character builder and advisor. DMs Rob and Matt will help you get in the right mindset to help your players create interesting characters and walk you through building eight example characters for 5e Dungeons and Dragons.  Join DMofNone on Discord. And support the show on Patreon!

DM Matt and Rob discuss their favorite spacepunk/scifi/exploration/magitech/sequel/OGL role-playing game: Starfinder. Roll up a rat-person technomancer star pilot with necrograft tail, a spellbook, and freeze ray pistol and join us! Starfinder SRD (Free Rules) Join DMofNone on Discord. And support the show on Patreon!

Matt and Rob blast off into the 25th century -- or something like it, in any case, in their review of Light of Xaryxis, an adventure for 5th-level players included in the new Spelljammer boxed set. This one needs some work, but there's a lot of good ideas as well. Music Pac Div - Roll the Dice Stu Phillips - Battlestar Galactica Main Theme Stu Phillips - Buck Rogers In The 25th Century Main Theme

Crank up the volume on Ziggy Stardust and gaze into your favorite Christian Reisse Lassen print, because we are heading back to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism...Wildspace! It's DM Rob and Matt's review of the new Spelljammer boxed set for 5e!  Spelljammer: Adventures in Space Join DMofNone on Discord. And support the show on Patreon!

Matt and Rob return to one of their favorite topics -- the many works of J.R.R. Tolkien, in anticipation of Amazon's new billion-dollar boondoggle, The Rings of Power! Listen to two dorks ramble about obscure lore that no one cares about and will likely be discarded on episode one of the new show.

It's a (sort of) new (sort of) edition of Dungeons and Dragons: One D&D. Here's DM Matt and Rob's hot takes on the good (some nice things!) and bad (one major whiff) from the first set of playtest rules on character origins.  Get the playtest rules and submit feedback to Wizards here. Join DMofNone on Discord. And support the show on Patreon! Music: Pac Div - Roll the Dice; Three Dog Night - One.

DMs Rob and Matt are still on a bogus journey through the Radiant Citadel. Part 2 has 10, yes 10, adventure reviews. Talk to a dying snake god, eat a dream egg, fight infinite stone golems, solve a mystery full of plot holes, traverse a skybridge of dragon bones, debate philosophy in an underwater city, join an anarchist revolution against an angel, put a lava axolotl back to sleep, or just do it all!  Journeys Through the Radiant Citadel Join DMofNone on Discord. And support the show on Patreon! Music: Pac Div - Roll the Dice; Spin Doctors - Two Princes; Bettye Swann - Angel of the Morning; The White Stripes - Blue Orchid.