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Join The Alien Theorists as they wade through the BS and get inspired by the possibilities. An open-minded comedy podcast discussing: Space exploration, the UFO and ET phenomenon, cold case mysteries, cryptozoology, and anything else in the world of the weird.
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Sep 30, 2024 • 60min
Urban Legends, Again | Case File 333
The Theorists dive into more urban legends in this year's Spooktober kickoiff.Our Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Sep 23, 2024 • 1h 7min
The Lost Cities of Gold | Case File 332
Related topics: Underwater UFOs, Annunaki, Philosopher’s stone, Lidar technology, AtlantisIn the dense jungles and vast deserts of the New World, legends of cities paved with gold not only spurred countless expeditions during the Age of Discovery but also hinted at mysteries of possibly otherworldly origins.These mythical cities captivated the imaginations of explorers and conquistadors with tales of unimaginable wealth and splendor that seemed too grand to be of this earth.Stories told of kings adorned in gold dust from head to toe and magnificent cities that gleamed like stars under the sun, potentially pointing to an influence beyond human craftsmanship, perhaps evidence of ancient alien visitations. These narratives were intertwined with local legends and the folklore of indigenous peoples, who spoke of gods descending from the skies, their celestial chariots shining with golden light.This case file, join the Theorists as we traverse the thin line between myth and mystery, musing over the marvellous possibilities in…The Lost Cities of GoldOur Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Sep 16, 2024 • 1h 54min
The Kinross UFO Incident | Case File 331
On a routine November evening in 1953, an Air Defense Command radar detected an unidentified object over Lake Superior, prompting the immediate scramble of an F-89C Scorpion jet from Kinross Air Force Base in Michigan. Piloted by First Lieutenant Felix Moncla, with Second Lieutenant Robert Wilson as radar operator, the jet set out under a blanket of secrecy and uncertainty.As ground radar operators watched anxiously, the blip representing Moncla’s jet approached the unidentified object. Then, in a moment that has baffled and intrigued for decades, the two blips merged on the radar screen, and contact was abruptly lost. The jet, along with Lieutenant Moncla and Lieutenant Wilson, vanished without a trace. This Incident remains a chilling enigma, emblematic of the early days of the Cold War, where air space was closely monitored, and the unknown was met with more fear than fascination.This case file, join the Theorists as we soar into the chilling cloud of mystery that surrounds one of the most puzzling aviation disappearances in... The Kinross UFO IncidentOur Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Sep 9, 2024 • 1h 11min
POWER HOUR |38
The Theorists celebrate labour day but doing what everyone else does. Not working.Our Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Sep 2, 2024 • 1h 22min
The Hellfire Club | Case File 330
Related Topics: 18th Century Occult Societies, Paganism, Aleister Crowley, Non-Mainstream Relgious movements In the dimly lit underbelly of 18th-century England, where aristocracy met mystique, one secret society carved its notorious legacy into the annals of infamy. The CLub was known to be a haven for the elite, who indulged in activities that pushed the boundaries of social acceptability and moral decorum.As whispers of their revelries and rituals spread across the country, the society’s legacy grew into a symbol of the era's clash between burgeoning enlightenment thinking and the traditional religious and moral expectations of society. Were these secret gatherings merely a group of Enlightenment freethinkers indulging in philosophical libertinism, or was there a darker, more sinister purpose behind their gatherings?This case file, join the Theorists as we steal into the darkened depths of history, deciphering the decadent tales and hidden truths of…The Hellfire ClubOur Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Aug 26, 2024 • 1h 7min
The Langenberg UFO Encounter | Case File 329
In the early morning hours of 1974, a small farming community in Langenburg, Saskatchewan became the unexpected focal point of a UFO encounter that would leave lasting impressions both on the land and in the minds of its witnesses. Edwin Fuhr, a local farmer, was going about his morning routine when he stumbled upon a sight that defied explanation: five metallic, saucer-shaped objects hovering just above his field.As Fuhr watched in disbelief, the mysterious crafts performed a silent ballet over his swaying crops, before ascending rapidly into the clear, Canadian sky, leaving behind circular impressions in his field. These physical traces, meticulously documented by authorities and UFO researchers, added a tangible weight to Fuhr’s claims and fueled speculation and investigation for decades.This the case file, join the Theorists as we plow through the tale and peer across the prairie skies, uncovering the mystery of that harvest morning in…The Langenberg UFO EncounterOur Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Aug 19, 2024 • 1h 17min
Central Banking, Big Banks and Fiat Currency | Case File 328
In the shadowy corridors of global finance, where money moves in currents of power and whispers, a series of banking conspiracy theories take root, casting long shadows over the institutions that hold the reins of the world's economies. These theories suggest a web of manipulation spun by a cabal of bankers and financiers, who are purported to control global events from behind closed boardroom doors, influencing governments and economies to serve their covert agendas.From the Federal Reserve to the halls of the International Monetary Fund, allegations abound of secret meetings, such as those in Jekyll Island, where the blueprint for modern central banking was allegedly conceived in utmost secrecy. Critics argue these gatherings are not just for policy planning but are part of a larger scheme to orchestrate financial crises, manipulate currencies, and consolidate economic control under an elite few.This Case File, join the theorists as we dive into the deep coffers of secrecy and suspicion, auditing the intricate ledger of theories that account for…Big BankingOur Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Aug 12, 2024 • 1h 16min
The 1994 Michigan UFO Encounter | Case File 327
In the crisp, clear skies of a March evening in 1994, the quiet towns of western Michigan became the stage for an extraordinary celestial display. Witnesses from all walks of life, including credible professionals and skeptics alike, reported seeing lights of inexplicable origin maneuvering with precision over the Great Lakes region. These were no ordinary lights; they were described as part of a massive, triangular object that glided silently through the night, defying conventional aircraft capabilities and bewildering those who watched from below.This spectacle prompted an influx of calls to local police and a subsequent investigation by the National Weather Service, which could only confirm the presence of unusual radar blips coinciding with eyewitness reports. Was this a glimpse of advanced, undisclosed aerial technology, or something not of this world?This case file, join the Theorists as they navigate the enigma of that mysterious March night, in... The 1994 Michigan UFO Encounter.Our Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Aug 5, 2024 • 1h 17min
The Dead Internet Theory | Case File 326
In the digital age, where every click and scroll feeds the vast networks that connect the globe, a chilling theory emerges from the darker corners of cyberspace. According to this eerie hypothesis, much of the internet as we know it is no longer a bustling marketplace of ideas, but a desolate landscape populated largely by artificial intelligence. The voices we interact with and the content we consume are speculated to be not the creations of countless individuals, but the outputs of sophisticated algorithms designed to mimic human activity.This theory suggests that genuine human engagement online has drastically declined, replaced by bots and AI that generate and regurgitate content. From social media posts to comment sections, these digital ghosts operate behind the scenes, creating an illusion of vibrant discourse where there might be none. As we dive into this virtual abyss, questions arise about authenticity, manipulation, and the very nature of reality in our connected world.This casefile, join the Theorists as we peel back the layers of data and deception in... The Dead Internet TheoryOur Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Jul 29, 2024 • 1h 23min
POWER HOUR | 37
Braden returns.Mainly Trump's assassination attempt.Zel fucked up and had to miss the showOur Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy