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Join The Alien Theorists as they wade through the BS and get inspired by the possibilities. An open-minded comedy podcast discussing: Space exploration, the UFO and ET phenomenon, cold case mysteries, cryptozoology, and anything else in the world of the weird.
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Feb 25, 2022 • 1h 23min
The F#$ing Chinese Pyramids | Case File 225
Support, Socials, Website and everything ATT here: https://linktr.ee/alientheoristspodcastIn the 1980s, within the Sichuan province of China, archaeologists uncovered a treasure trove of artifacts that belonged to a mysterious culture that seemed to inhabit the area around 3000 years ago. Masterfully worked relics made from gold and elephant tusks were only the beginning of the discoveries surrounding the site known as Sanxingdui. In the years of excavations that followed, more artifacts, large buildings, and even parts of city walls were uncovered and yet historians were puzzled as to what culture had left all these magnificent artifacts behind. A number of perfectly preserved masks were recovered at the site which had highly exaggerated features including large distorted eyes and wide flattened ears. Scientists, to this day, are still trying to uncover who left these artifacts behind as there is almost no record of this civilization in recorded Chinese history. Perhaps clues may be locked away in some of the magnificent structures left behind by the powerful emperors of the ancient past. This case file, join the Theorists as they crack open some cold ones to stack up their beer-a-mids and explore the legends around…The Chinese PyramidsOur Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Feb 23, 2022 • 52min
SPACE NEWS! February 23, 2022
SPACE NEWS! Video available here:Support, Socials, Website and everything ATT here: https://linktr.ee/alientheoristspodcastOur Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Feb 18, 2022 • 1h 22min
The Jardim Alvorada Affair | Case File 224
Welcome Theorites and Theorettes, It’s the top of the hour and you’re just in time for ATT after-dark. On this very special Valentine’s Day case file, we take a look at an erotic extraterrestrial encounter out of Brazil. Is there anything more romantic than entities from beyond the stars beaming you up for a steamy probing session? But it seems these sensual star travelers have plans beyond just a sub-orbital one-night stand. In a bit of telepathic pillow talk, it seems we hear, once again, about the idea of alien-human hybrids. Are these vivacious visitors here to reproduce and replace the human race or are we simply a roadside stop for super stellar sex tourists? This case file, join the Theorists on a hunt for love at the speed of light in…The Jardim Alvorada AffairOur Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Feb 16, 2022 • 59min
Cosmic Channels | 4.7
THE NEXT RECORDING IS February 27, 2022. 6:30-7:30 pm PT.1 833 703 0424All links here: https://linktr.ee/alientheoristspodcastYou are not alone! Reaching out across the world to hear from those that have had their own experiences with the paranormal, Cosmic Channels is here to take your calls. Join The Theorists, Zel, Braden, Dan, and Andrew as they open up the lines to people with supernatural, spooky, or sensational stories of true encounters. The world is filled with the experiences of everyday people who are witnesses to mysterious events that defy explanation. Cosmic Channels is a show where those stories are allowed to come to light and find others who may have seen the very same or similar ufo, ghost, or cryptid. Tales and discussions with hosts who are eager to explore and understand the world beyond what can only be seen with the naked eye. Have a seat, crack a beer, and open your mind to the mysteries that abound across the Cosmic Channels!Please call 1-833-703-0424, every second and fourth Sunday of the month, between 6:30-7:30 pm PT. First through gets the call. A call queue is operational so stay on the line for your chance to tell your story on Cosmic Channels!Our Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Feb 11, 2022 • 1h 30min
The Fermi Paradox | Case File 223
Support, Socials, Website and everything ATT here: https://linktr.ee/alientheoristspodcastIn August of 1977, at the Big Ear Radio Telescope in Delaware, Ohio, astronomer Jerry Ehman reviewed a batch of computer printouts and was puzzled by a strange pattern in the data. The 72 seconds of readouts were so impressive, that Ehman circled the signal for his colleagues and wrote the simple word “Wow” next to it. The radio telescope had begun its part in the search for extraterrestrial life just 4 years earlier and a number of scientists thought they had finally found what they were looking for. They scanned the sky to find the signal again, desperately sweeping the coordinates from where it originated to attempt to find a repeat of the mysterious phenomenon. Unfortunately, no other signal was ever forthcoming and humans once again were possibly the only life in the Universe. Undaunted, scientists all over the world believe that there is life beyond our solar neighborhood, we just haven’t found it yet. This case file, join the Theorist as they reach out across the inconceivable infinity of space and find the ideas the orbit around…The Fermi ParadoxOur Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Feb 4, 2022 • 1h 31min
The Yuba County Five | Case File 222
Support, Socials, Website and everything ATT here: https://linktr.ee/alientheoristspodcastIn 1978, John was driving up a forest service road deep in the Yuba mountains when he lost control of his old Volkswagen bug and became stuck in a snowdrift. Things went from bad to worse when John went to push his car out and began suffering a heart attack. Trapped in immense pain, John sought refuge in his vehicle and prayed help would come. Soon, hours passed when John saw headlights pull up behind him. A group of men approached the vehicle with flashlights. John in desperate need for medical attention yelled for help but none would come, rather the lights went out and the group of men went silent and retreated into the darkness. Unbeknownst to John, he may have just been the last person to witness the Yuba County five alive. Bill Sterling, Jack Hewit,t Ted Wire, Jack Madruga and Gary Matthias were on their way home from a basketball game in Chico an hour away from their home. The five men never made it. There abandoned car was discovered three hours up a mountain road in the wrong direction. Even more puzzling was that the fact evidence suggested the men took a 31 km hike in the middle of the night unprepared for the elements and made it to a cabin in the woods. This casefile join the theories as a throw it in 3 x 4 and follow the trail of, the Yuba County FiveOur Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Feb 2, 2022 • 42min
SPACE NEWS! | February 2, 2022
SPACE NEWS! Video available here: https://youtu.be/LX6U6wd2RkwSupport, Socials, Website and everything ATT here: https://linktr.ee/alientheoristspodcastOur Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Jan 28, 2022 • 1h 38min
Return To Skinwalker Ranch | Case File 221
Support, Socials, Website and everything ATT here: https://linktr.ee/alientheoristspodcastEpisode Sponsor: Freaky Folklore, check them and other great shows at https://www.eeriecast.com/listenSkinwalker Ranch, 512 acres of pure paranormal pandemonium. Passing between 3 different owners in recent years, the Utah property has produced hundreds of documented sightings or UAP and mysterious or wholly unexplainable phenomena. In 2016 the ranch came into the hands of Utah real estate magnate, Brandon Fugal. Fugal, a self-admitted skeptic, purchased the ranch after reading about the amount of high strangeness that had occurred there in the book Hunt For The Skinwalker, written by Dr. Colm A. Kelleher. After acquiring the property Fugal assembled a team of investigators and scientists to try and uncover the secrets of the mysterious property. The ranch was put under 24/7 video surveillance and monitored constantly for electromagnetic phenomena. Fugal slowly became a believer as the evidence gathered by this team mounted and seemingly raised the probability that something beyond the scope of traditional science was occurring within the Uintah basin. This case file, the Theorists wake the Dragon upon their return for an update on the unearthly vortex of unexplained that is…Skinwalker RanchOur Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Jan 26, 2022 • 1h 14min
Cosmic Channels | 4.6
THE NEXT RECORDING IS February 13, 2022. 6:30-7:30 pm PT.1 833 703 0424All links here: https://linktr.ee/alientheoristspodcastYou are not alone! Reaching out across the world to hear from those that have had their own experiences with the paranormal, Cosmic Channels is here to take your calls. Join The Theorists, Zel, Braden, Dan, and Andrew as they open up the lines to people with supernatural, spooky, or sensational stories of true encounters. The world is filled with the experiences of everyday people who are witnesses to mysterious events that defy explanation. Cosmic Channels is a show where those stories are allowed to come to light and find others who may have seen the very same or similar ufo, ghost, or cryptid. Tales and discussions with hosts who are eager to explore and understand the world beyond what can only be seen with the naked eye. Have a seat, crack a beer, and open your mind to the mysteries that abound across the Cosmic Channels!Please call 1-833-703-0424, every second and fourth Sunday of the month, between 6:30-7:30 pm PT. First through gets the call. A call queue is operational so stay on the line for your chance to tell your story on Cosmic Channels!Our Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Jan 21, 2022 • 1h 34min
The Copely Woods Incident | Case File 220
Support, Socials, Website and everything ATT here: https://linktr.ee/alientheoristspodcastEpisode Sponsor: Freaky Folklore, check them and other great shows at https://www.eeriecast.com/listenIn 1964 Budd Hopkins witnessed an event that would set him on the path to becoming the father of the alien abduction movement. After observing an object defy the laws of gravity and conventional physics while in Cape Cod, Hopkins would develop a serious interest in the investigation of UFOs. After writing articles for major publications at that time that included The Village Voice and Cosmopolitan, Hopkins received an almost overwhelming amount of correspondence from those who claimed to have, not only have witnessed UFOs, but had close contact with intelligences controlling the craft. After publishing his first book on the commonalities of alien abductee experiences, Hopkins received a letter that would lead him to the subject for his second book. The events that followed after meeting the woman who would go by Kathie Davis, at the time of writing his book, would catapult Hopkins to the forefront of the alien abduction phenomenon and in the UFO limelight. This case file, join the Theorists as they discuss the world’s worst paranormal pool party in…The Copely Woods IncidentOur Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy