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Four entrepreneur and investor friends seeking the edge in money and meaning đž
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Latest episodes

May 22, 2025 ⢠1h 55min
South Korea is Dying & Investing In Humanoid Robots | Ep. 241
Explore the alarming population crisis in South Korea, where declining birth rates pose an existential threat to culture. Discover the booming investment landscape in humanoid robots and AI, as the world gears up for an automated future. Delve into the dubious nature of recycling, questioning its efficacy amidst rising plastic waste. Experience lighthearted banter on topics ranging from Bitcoinâs ups and downs to the quirks of modern parenthood. This lively conversation weaves humor and depth into pressing global issues.

May 20, 2025 ⢠1h 37min
How To Get Rich & Can This Stock Earn 100% A Year | Ep. 240
Explore whether $10 million is a dream or a disaster as the hosts dive into wealth's complexities. Discover Felix Dennis's insights about ownership and the significance of mentality in getting rich. Debate the risks of high-yield ETFs that promise 130% returns and the reality of modern career choices in sales. Unpack what it means to seek purpose beyond profit while enjoying some light-hearted banter about movies and personal quirks. Join the conversation on the interplay between financial success and true fulfillment!

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May 9, 2025 ⢠1h 37min
She Fell In Love With GPT + AI 2027 | Ep. 239
The hosts dive into the chilling prospect of an AI apocalypse by 2035 and debate the implications of advanced technology on humanity's future. They explore a quirky tax hack for gifting money to parents, potentially leading to tax-free retirement wealth. The intense AI arms race between the U.S. and China raises eyebrows, while ethical dilemmas surface around recursive AI self-improvement. In a lighter twist, the gang shares hilarious reactions to a bizarre baijiu taste test and critiques the chaotic state of social media algorithms.

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May 2, 2025 ⢠1h 34min
100 Men vs 1 Gorilla + Reset Your Brain To Beat Burnout | Ep. 238
This episode kicks off with a hilariously chaotic tasting of potent Chinese baiju, bringing both laughter and eyebrow-raising moments. The hosts dive into a wild debate on whether 100 men could take on a gorilla, weighing absurd tactics and animal logistics. Expect deep insights into shifting global trade dynamics from China's factories to US shelves, amidst modern dilemmas of burnout. Lastly, practical strategies for mental renewal shine through, as they explore balancing productivity and personal happiness in today's hectic world.

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Apr 26, 2025 ⢠2h 7min
Should We Care More About Beauty? & Humanity's Greatest Weakness Vs AI | Ep. 237
Welcome to the Alfalfa Podcast đž đ â http://alfalfapod.comâ Join the Alfalfa Community Discord - â / discord â About the episode: đđ§ Let's dive into episode 237! Are Trump's tariffs a genius masterstroke or economic chaos? đ¤ We're unpacking the wild ride for markets (especially #Bitcoin! đ), #crypto's shifting narrative, and whether "Trump coin" actually has... fundamentals?! đ (Spoiler: Dinner with Trump for the top holders? Yes, the market reacted đ¤Ż).We're also tackling the future of #AI and the eternal question: form vs. function. It's your weekly dose of unfiltered commentary on finance, tech, culture, and politics â served with our signature edge and a little chaos. Grab a drink (maybe some ZBiotics first đ) and tap in!Hit LIKE đ & SUBSCRIBE â
if you're riding with us!đŹ COMMENT below: Whatâs your take on cryptoâs future? AIâs threat? Or do you think the worldâs just lost its taste for beauty?đ°Donate to the Pod: https://streamlabs.com/alfalfapodđ¤ Get Zbiotics (use code Alfalfa for 15% off): https://zbiotics.com/alfalfađˇ Check out Eight Sleep: https://bit.ly/eightsleepalfalfa (đ Use code ALFALFA at checkout for a special discount.)Timestamps:đď¸ 00:00 - Welcome to Ep. 237đŻď¸ 02:10 - The Candle Debate & Energy Clearing Rituals (Palo Santo, Copal, and S-Fan discussion)đ¸ 06:00 - What Are We Drinking? Old Fashioned & Bar Memories ("Messing up neat is the only way.")đ 14:30 - Market Madness: Tariffs, Trump Tweets & Crypto Surgeđ§ 18:30 - Crypto & Trump: Was It Really a Net Positive? ("Bitcoin and crypto are two different things... no, theyâre the same.")đŹ 21:45 - Bitcoinâs Path: Risk Asset or Digital Gold? ("Is this time different or not?")đ¤ 25:30 - Liquidity, Leverage & The Future of MarketsâBitcoin Includedđ 29:30 - Crypto Focus: Bitcoin & Fartcoin Dominance ("80% of my trading activity now is Bitcoin and Fartcoin.")đ§ 32:30 - Crypto Innovation & Regulation: The Promise vs. Realityđ° 39:30 - Trump Coin Madness: Fundamentals in Meme Coins ("Price of Trump coin +65% today. Absolute moon mission.")âď¸ 44:30 - Cryptoâs Reputation, Crime & The âNo Such Thing As Bad Pressâ Theoryđ§Š 46:00 - Libertarianism, Drugs & Externalities â Challenging Perspectivesđď¸ 53:30 - Voting Rights vs. Personal Freedom Debatesđ¤ 58:15 - AI: The Threat or the Tool? Coordination, Will & Human Intelligence vs. Artificial Superintelligenceđ 01:15:30 - Recursive Self-Improvement & The Future Landscape of AI Intelligenceđ¨ 01:30:30 - Form vs Function: Beauty in Society, Architecture & Technology ("Why donât we build things beautifully anymore?")đĄ 01:55:30 - Personal Aesthetic Choices & The Role of Environment in Well-Beingđď¸ 02:00:00 - Closing Thoughts & Community Sign-Off ("Please like, subscribe, share the episode with a friend.")Follow the podcast:Our website with all links - â https://linktr.ee/alfalfapodâ Spotify - â https://open.spotify.com/show/3Y3il1B...â Apple Podcasts - â https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast...â X/Twitter - â / alfalfapod â Instagram - â / alfalfapodcast â TikTok - â / alfalfapodcast â Follow the hosts:Arman Assadi - â https://linktr.ee/armanassadiâ Eric Johanson - â / crypto_cfa â Nick Urbani - â / nurbani â Stephen Cesaro - â / 0xmagiclines â Disclaimer: This podcast is for informational purposes only and is not financial advice.

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Apr 18, 2025 ⢠1h 54min
Will America Survive the Trump Administration? | Ep. 236
Welcome to the Alfalfa Podcast đž đ http://alfalfapod.comJoin the Alfalfa Community Discord - / discord đ°Donate to the Pod: https://streamlabs.com/alfalfapodđ¤ Get Zbiotics (use code Alfalfa for 15% off): https://zbiotics.com/alfalfađˇ Check out Eight Sleep: https://bit.ly/eightsleepalfalfa (đ Use code ALFALFA at checkout for a special discount.)About the episode: đđ§ Stuck questioning EVERYTHING after that last DMV visit? Us too. This episode, we dive deep into the bureaucratic vortex AND the bigger chaos swirling around us. From heated debates on whether baseball is dying vs. MLS rising , why the NBA kinda sucks now , and the surprising argument that insane talent might actually be a curse (𤯠ft. Kobe, MJ, Messi talk), we cover the field. Then, we unpack Eric's new dad journey vibes , the value (and psychology) of sports, and the eternal battle of innate genius vs. relentless grind. PLUS: We dissect the massive implications of Trump's China tariffs â is it a masterstroke from the "Art of the Deal" playbook or economic suicide? đşđ¸đ¨đłđ¸ We explore the potential fallout, the "two Americas" vibe, and even touch on Alex Jones, free speech erosion, and the underlying culture/holy war. đđ¤ It's your essential dose of navigating sports, life pivots, economic shockwaves, and cultural fault lines, served unfiltered.Grab a drink (maybe a ZBiotics first đ) and settle in.Hit LIKE đ & SUBSCRIBE â
if you dig the commentary!Timestamps:đď¸ 00:00 - Tech Issues & The "Techno Princes" Downgrade?đ¨đł 01:00 - Nick's in China / Tariff Talk Teaseâž 02:00 - Are the Padres Really the Best Team in Baseball?â˝ 02:30 - MLS vs. MLB: The Future of American Sports?đĽ 06:00 - WTF is a Torpedo Bat? (Yankees' Secret Weapon?)đ 09:30 - Why American Football Might Be the Worst SportđĽ 10:15 - UFC vs. NFL: Which is More Brutal (and Why It Matters)?đĽ 12:25 - Pickleball Paradox: Everyone Plays, Nobody Watches?đ 15:25 - Is the NBA Broken? (No Defense Era Critique)đ 17:10 - MJ vs. Steph: Could Jordan Have Been the GOAT 3-Point Shooter?đś 20:40 - Papa Eric Update: Navigating New Fatherhood FeelsđĽ 22:00 - Picking Kid Sports: Tennis vs. Jiu-Jitsu Smackdown!đ 25:40 - The Real Value of Youth Sports (Discipline, Competition, Practice)đ§ 27:15 - Team Guy vs. Solo Guy / Ball Guy vs. Board Guy PsychologyđŞ 31:00 - Kobe & Brady: The Obsessive Grind of Greatness ("Love" vs. Commitment)đ§Ź 35:30 - Nature vs. Nurture: Genius (Messi/Mozart) or Grit?đž 42:30 - The Burden of Talent: Can Being Too Gifted Kill Your Career?đ 50:30 - Into the DMV Abyss: A Shared American Trauma𤏠56:50 - Bureaucracy Rant Chain: Global Entry, Health Insurance Nightmaresđž 58:20 - Pet Insurance: Surprisingly...Good? (Healthy Paws Wins)âď¸ 01:06:20 - Southwest vs. Frontier: Airline Hierarchy & Seating Chaosđş 01:09:20 - White Lotus Season 3 Hot Takes (Parker Posey!)đşđ¸ 01:13:15 - Trump, Tariffs & The Two Americas Theoryđ 01:24:40 - Economic Fallout: Is a Market Crash Warranted? Lost Decade Ahead?đ 01:26:30 - Weak Men / Hard Times: Are We Too Soft for What's Coming?đ¤ 01:32:30 - Alex Jones on Tucker: Conspiracy, Free Speech & A Darker Agenda?đ 01:44:20 - Culture War as Holy War? God vs. Devil Framingâ 01:46:30 - Objective Morality Without Religion? The Big Questionsđ 01:52:20 - Final Thoughts & Wrapping UpFollow the podcast:Our website with all links - https://linktr.ee/alfalfapodSpotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/3Y3il1B...Apple Podcasts - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast...X/Twitter - / alfalfapod Instagram - / alfalfapodcast TikTok - / alfalfapodcast Follow the hosts:Arman Assadi - https://linktr.ee/armanassadiEric Johanson - / crypto_cfa Nick Urbani - / nurbani Stephen Cesaro - / 0xmagiclines Disclaimer: This podcast is for informational purposes only and is not financial advice.

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Apr 11, 2025 ⢠1h 53min
Which Extinct Animal Would You Bring Back + Steal This Business Idea | Ep. 235
The hosts dive into the wild concept of bringing extinct animals back to life, particularly the dire wolf, sparking a lively debate about the ethics involved. They also explore the future of AIs in business, discussing how they're set to reshape job roles and customer interactions. A playful golf simulator idea at an airport showcases creative entrepreneurial spirit, while conversations about new fatherhood reflect on personal growth and life changes. Lastly, a humorous critique of business reviews adds a light-hearted touch to their engaging discussions.

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Apr 4, 2025 ⢠1h 39min
LIBERATION DAY DISASTER, Hypersonic Flight, & Why You Need Responsibility | Ep. 234
Dive into intriguing discussions about the potential economic fallout from sweeping tariff policies and their implications for international relations. Enjoy humorous takes on Liberation Day, along with reflections on personal freedom and fulfillment. The revival of supersonic travel is explored, highlighting technological advancements in aviation. Additionally, examine Gen Z's push against smartphone dependency and evolving definitions of masculinity, blending insightful commentary with playful banter that keeps the conversation engaging.

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Mar 28, 2025 ⢠1h 49min
America Eats Now, Pays Later â Chinaâs Eating the Future | Ep. 233
Dive into a lively conversation about AI's impact on advertising, where the hosts balance creativity and ethical concerns. They unpack GameStop's bold move into Bitcoin and the potential economic upheaval from 'buy now, pay later' services in food delivery. The discussion swings to China's technological rise, highlighting how it may challenge U.S. dominance. Meanwhile, they humorously debate evolving dietary habits and the societal pressures tied to health choices, all while sipping old-fashioneds and keeping the vibe relaxed and insightful.

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Mar 21, 2025 ⢠1h 53min
Is Bitcoin About To Run The Table? + What Is America Fighting For? | Ep. 232
Dive into a riveting conversation about Bitcoin's sky-high predictions and its psychological impact on markets. Explore the fine line between housing affordability and rising prices, along with creative investment strategies that challenge traditional norms. Philosophical themes emerge as the hosts dissect identity through fiction, while also questioning societal unity amidst political divides. Listen as they tackle the complexities of freedom of speech, declining birth rates, and the quest for modern spirituality in today's rapidly shifting cultural landscape.