

Alfalfa Podcast
Arman Assadi, Stephen Cesaro, Nick Urbani, and Eric Johanson
Four entrepreneur and investor friends seeking the edge in money and meaning 🌾
Join Arman Assadi, Nick Urbani, Stephen Cesaro, and Eric Johanson live every Wednesday at 5 PM Pacific (PST).
We are a community first and have been called "the best place on the internet". Hop into the intellectual sh*tshow that is our Discord community for daily shenanigans as we pursue wealth and fulfillment.
👉 All links and socials at alfalfapod.com
Join Arman Assadi, Nick Urbani, Stephen Cesaro, and Eric Johanson live every Wednesday at 5 PM Pacific (PST).
We are a community first and have been called "the best place on the internet". Hop into the intellectual sh*tshow that is our Discord community for daily shenanigans as we pursue wealth and fulfillment.
👉 All links and socials at alfalfapod.com
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Dec 5, 2025 • 2h 3min
The $140k Poverty Line, Inside the F1 Garage & OpenAI’s "Code Red" | Ep. 268
Explore the provocative idea of a $140k poverty line for families and the surprising implications of welfare policies that can make raises feel like a trap. Dive into the elite world of F1 in Las Vegas with insider stories from the paddock. The discussion also unpacks the shifting landscape of capital as investors pivot from Bitcoin to AI, while debating whether we're in an AI bubble or witnessing a fundamental change. Plus, insights on hiring talent and the future of app interfaces in a tech-driven world!

Nov 27, 2025 • 3h 6min
Alfalfa Encore: ETH to 50K and the $71,000 Girlfriend Chatbot
Dive into the wild world of a $19 hot dog controversy and the mind-boggling $71,000 earnings of an AI girlfriend chatbot. Explore VanEck's daring prediction of Ethereum hitting $50k and the contentious Ledger recovery updates that have crypto purists fuming. The discussion also veers into themes of loneliness and companionship, comparing AI relationships to the movie 'Her.' Plus, hear thoughts on the future of automation with Tesla's robots and the unexpected rise of pickleball in commercial real estate!

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Nov 21, 2025 • 1h 37min
NVIDIA’s Warning, Shohei Ohtani's Blueprint & The Sobriety Cult | Ep. 267
Discover the secrets behind Shohei Ohtani's unique goal-setting framework and how it applies to achieving personal and professional dreams. Dive into Nvidia's earnings report, sparking debates on the future of the AI market. The hosts tackle Scott Galloway’s provocative claims about how the anti-alcohol movement and remote work could negatively affect young men. Explore the nuances of modern friendships and the changing dynamics of social bonding. It's a lively discussion filled with insights and fun anecdotes!

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Nov 14, 2025 • 1h 35min
Makers vs. Takers, The 100-Year Mortgage & Philanthropy is a Scam | Ep. 266
Explore the controversial shift towards 100-year mortgages that could trap homeowners in debt for life. Dive into Elon Musk's 'Makers vs. Takers' mindset and the implications for wealth distribution. Debate the effectiveness of billionaire philanthropy—could it be more of a scam than a savior? Unpack the bizarre allure of Apple's $250 phone sock and its commentary on consumer behavior. Plus, a thought-provoking look at the relevance of Ayn Rand's 'Atlas Shrugged' in today's economy.

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Nov 7, 2025 • 1h 30min
AI's Dirty Little Secret, Elon's War on Reality & Hedging the Bubble | Ep. 265
Discover the surprising investment potential of natural gas driven by AI's energy demands. Dive into Elon Musk's controversial Grokipedia as a competitor to Wikipedia in the information war. Explore the looming AI bubble and strategies to hedge against its inevitable burst. Listen in on debates about AI's impact on capitalism and the rapid job displacement it may cause. Plus, uncover the unexpected challenges of homeownership and how it contrasts with condo living.

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Oct 31, 2025 • 1h 18min
Stephen Ordered a Robot, The Baseball Bat Intervention & Embracing the AI Ponzi | Ep. 264
The hosts dive into a baseball bat intervention that leads to a dramatic crypto trade closure. They introduce Neo, a $20k humanoid robot, sparking debates on its practicality and long-term value. There's a lively discussion on whether we should embrace the current 'Ponzi' market, and what the rise of AI means for job displacement and Universal Basic Income. They also explore Nvidia's crucial role in AI and speculate about the future of autonomous driving. Expect humor, insight, and engaging commentary throughout!

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Oct 24, 2025 • 1h 43min
AI Death Cult, Trading Meltdowns & Modern Man's Burnout | Ep. 263
Explore the chilling idea of a potential government takeover of AI and the philosophical implications of human extinction. Dive into discussions about the ever-evolving tech landscape, the possibility of corporations gaining more power than nations, and the controversial theories of Nick Land. The hosts also bravely share personal tales of burnout and work addiction, reflecting on modern man’s struggles in a fast-paced world. Bonus: a candid analysis of how today's overstimulation may be fueling chronic health issues.

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Oct 16, 2025 • 1h 56min
Fire Walks, AI Sexbots & The $19B Crypto Crash | Ep. 262
Explore wild topics like firewalking with Tony Robbins and the brain-hacking techniques used to rewire self-limiting beliefs. Dive into the shocking $19 billion crypto crash, unraveling the complexities behind liquidations and market makers. Debate the future of AI: is it a temporary fad or a lasting revolution? Plus, the hosts tackle the intriguing world of AI erotica and discuss its inevitable integration. Join in for a mix of insightful discourse and entertaining anecdotes!

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Oct 10, 2025 • 2h 22min
Printing Money with Options & The Car Wash Goldmine | Ep. 261
Dr. Joe Hall, a former frontline physician turned entrepreneur, shares his remarkable journey from burnout to building a portfolio of car wash businesses and mastering options trading. He reveals how he generates a six-figure monthly income through options while using innovative tax strategies tied to his car wash ventures. Doc discusses the widespread issues of physician burnout, offers insights into effective options trading strategies, and highlights the enduring demand for car washes despite economic shifts, all while emphasizing the importance of community and mentorship.

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Oct 2, 2025 • 1h 54min
Is Sora 2 The End of Art? & The Ultimate KISS ROI | Ep. 260
The discussion dives into the potential of the AI bubble, pondering if it's just getting started. They explore the concept of 'AI slop' and its impact on content quality. From high-ROI purchases to the quirks of AI technologies, the hosts share surprising insights about investment strategies. Personal experiences blend with reflections on turning 40, adding depth to the conversation. The latest AI advancements like OpenAI's Sora 2 are analyzed, raising ethical questions about the future of creativity and technology.


