

Alfalfa Podcast
Arman Assadi, Stephen Cesaro, Nick Urbani, and Eric Johanson
Four entrepreneur and investor friends seeking the edge in money and meaning đŸ
Join Arman Assadi, Nick Urbani, Stephen Cesaro, and Eric Johanson live every Wednesday at 5 PM Pacific (PST).
We are a community first and have been called "the best place on the internet". Hop into the intellectual sh*tshow that is our Discord community for daily shenanigans as we pursue wealth and fulfillment.
đ All links and socials at alfalfapod.com
Join Arman Assadi, Nick Urbani, Stephen Cesaro, and Eric Johanson live every Wednesday at 5 PM Pacific (PST).
We are a community first and have been called "the best place on the internet". Hop into the intellectual sh*tshow that is our Discord community for daily shenanigans as we pursue wealth and fulfillment.
đ All links and socials at alfalfapod.com
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Aug 7, 2025 âą 2h 40min
Naked Human Carwash + Preserving Human Knowledge + Is AI Bringing Back Religion? | Ep. 252
The conversation kicks off with a wild Burning Man confession that leads to a humorous take on community and vulnerability. They dive into the intriguing debate of AI versus human consciousness, asking if we might just be sophisticated codes. The hosts ponder the implications of technology on parenting and our understanding of existence. Expect laughs as they share the perfect $50 wine hack and reflect on the need for spiritual revival in an AI-driven world. It's a captivating mix of philosophy, humor, and festival vibes!

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Jul 31, 2025 âą 2h 7min
AI Can't Take Our Great "Genes" or Great Pizza | Ep. 251
The discussion kicks off with a humorous take on how bad pizza and bad sex are surprisingly similar. They delve into the backlash surrounding a controversial jeans advertisement featuring Sydney Sweeney. There's a provocative exploration of a dating app that allows women to rate men, mixing genius with potential nightmares. The hosts weigh in on the existential implications of the AI revolution and its impact on the workforce, all while sharing laughs and planning for the upcoming Alfalfa Palooza.

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Jul 24, 2025 âą 1h 52min
The Hunter Biden Habit System: FORGET The Goal, Master The Ritual | Ep. 250
Dive into the wild world of crypto disasters, where a meme coin saga unravels a trader's worst day. Explore the surprisingly humorous lessons on habit formation inspired by Hunter Biden's experiences. Tackle the debate over exorbitant college degrees and whether they're a scam. Plus, gain insights into the financial inequities of women's sports, and question the evolving nature of education versus self-directed learning. Itâs a hilarious mix of pop culture, personal anecdotes, and thought-provoking discussions!

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Jul 17, 2025 âą 2h 7min
Why This Failing Liquor Chain Is The Hottest Stock On The Market | Ep. 249
The hosts recount their wild origin stories, from a $1.5M poker win to a PR battle with Zuckerberg. They dive into the world of cryptocurrency, discussing Ethereum's potential to soar amidst market volatility and exciting trading strategies. The rise of AI companions takes center stage, with playful innovations like a Tony Robbins twin. Tensions in a struggling liquor chain illustrate the chaotic nature of speculative investments. And humorously, astrologyâs impact on market predictions adds a whimsical twist to their financial insights.

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Jul 10, 2025 âą 1h 39min
Grok Goes Full Hitler + Cash Is Trash + ETH's Revenge Arc | Ep. 248
The podcast dives into a chaotic AI meltdown, revealing the perils of misinformation spouted by bots. Ethereum's potential financial comeback is explored, with a bold prediction of a $20K target on the horizon. Discussions highlight investment strategies amidst inflation, questioning the safety of traditional assets like real estate. Mysterious cover-ups surrounding Epstein's demise raise eyebrows, touching on political connections and conspiracy theories. Lastly, the hosts confront the balance between being aware of societal issues while maintaining a positive outlook.

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Jul 3, 2025 âą 2h 13min
"Why Men Left" + AI Job Apocalypse + The Crypto Comeback | Ep. 247
Explore the future of work as AI reshapes career landscapes, uncover strategies to thrive in an evolving job market, and dissect the viral conversation on modern masculinity. The debate on dating reflects societal shifts, while a dive into the crypto world suggests potential booms. The clash between profitability and mission in tech giants sparks discussion, revealing the challenges of navigating today's financial and relational dynamics. Tune in for engaging insights and unfiltered commentary on the state of our world!

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Jun 26, 2025 âą 1h 34min
Czar Mamdani + The War On The Young | Ep. 246
Tensions rise as personal accounts from Iran reveal the evolving political climate. New York City's socialist ambitions spark debates over grocery stores and rent control. The discussion takes a turn towards millennials' disillusionment with capitalism despite soaring market highs. A new dad hilariously navigates parenthood while re-entering the trading game. Plus, quirky tips on dining etiquette, from cheese slicing to soup spoons, keep the conversation lively!

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Jun 19, 2025 âą 2h 8min
No Kings, No Wars | Ep. 245
Tensions between Iran and Israel escalate, with firsthand accounts exposing the crisis in Tehran. A provocative discussion ensues around the 'No Kings' protest movement and the radical idea of running states like corporations. Meanwhile, the morality of deportation policies sparks heated debate, revealing the human impact behind political decisions. The conversation also touches on generational shifts in attitudes toward drinking and engagement with the news, highlighting a new wave of health-conscious behaviors among Gen Z.

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Jun 12, 2025 âą 1h 40min
The LA Riots, Trump Vs. Elon & The New Economic Playbook | Ep. 244
The conversation dives deep into the LA riots, discussing compassion versus law amid escalating tensions. There's a juicy breakdown of the Trump vs. Elon debacle that critiques tech leaders' silence on hot topics. Elonâs bizarre week gets humorous scrutiny, with rumors swirling and chaotic Twitter antics. The hosts tackle the heated immigration debate, wrestling with authoritarianism and empathy. Finally, they dissect whether current economic strategies will lead to prosperity or recession, all while sharing laughs and insights on navigating chaos.

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Jun 6, 2025 âą 1h 51min
$SBET + AI White Collar Reckoning + All Drugs Olympics | Ep. 243
The conversation kicks off with the Bitcoin rollercoaster prediction, soaring to $300k before a potential crash. Nicotine takes center stage as a surprising health supplement in a cheeky experiment. The future of sports is debated with the concept of an 'Enhanced Games'âthink all-drug Olympics! And as AI looms large, the impact on white-collar jobs raises ethical dilemmas and fears of displacement. Finally, they dive into the implications of Circle's IPO on the crypto landscape and explore the innovative power of perpetual futures.