

Alfalfa Podcast
Arman Assadi, Stephen Cesaro, Nick Urbani, and Eric Johanson
Four entrepreneur and investor friends seeking the edge in money and meaning 🌾
Join Arman Assadi, Nick Urbani, Stephen Cesaro, and Eric Johanson live every Wednesday at 5 PM Pacific (PST).
We are a community first and have been called "the best place on the internet". Hop into the intellectual sh*tshow that is our Discord community for daily shenanigans as we pursue wealth and fulfillment.
👉 All links and socials at alfalfapod.com
Join Arman Assadi, Nick Urbani, Stephen Cesaro, and Eric Johanson live every Wednesday at 5 PM Pacific (PST).
We are a community first and have been called "the best place on the internet". Hop into the intellectual sh*tshow that is our Discord community for daily shenanigans as we pursue wealth and fulfillment.
👉 All links and socials at alfalfapod.com
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Sep 11, 2025 • 2h 16min
Charlie Kirk MURDERED In Cold Blood: Can America Recover? | Ep. 257
In this captivating discussion, guest Stephanie Myers, a news anchor at One American News Network, dives into the shocking assassination of Charlie Kirk and the troubling rise of political violence in America. They explore the implications of a broken justice system illuminated by a killer's alarming criminal history. The conversation also touches on the cultural forces shaping liberal views among young women and the chilling effects of online responses to tragic events. Expect an engaging blend of serious issues and personal reflections!

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Sep 4, 2025 • 1h 49min
Minotaur Smut, Legalized Prostitution & Redefining God | Ep. 256
Dive into a lively exploration of Canada's 'sex for rent' debate and the complexities surrounding the legalization of prostitution. Enjoy a humorous take on a viral minotaur romance novel that challenges traditional erotic tropes. Join the conversation as they tackle existential questions about redefining God in the age of AI and consciousness. Expect insightful commentary on American living contrasts, along with amusing anecdotes about daily life and societal norms.

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Aug 29, 2025 • 2h 1min
Govt Buys Intel, Ditching Bitcoin & The "Scottish Axe Girl" | Ep. 255
The US government is diving into tech investments, raising eyebrows about state capitalism. A Scottish teen becomes a viral sensation after a dramatic self-defense incident, stirring debates on social issues. In celebrity news, Taylor Swift's engagement is said to spark a potential baby boom, igniting fan theories and cultural commentary. Meanwhile, the discussion on Bitcoin takes an unexpected turn as Stephen shares his disillusionment. With AI reshaping the economy, tensions rise over looming recessions and job losses. It's an entertaining mix of politics, culture, and tech!

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Aug 22, 2025 • 1h 57min
College ROI is Zero + The Triple-Levered Portfolio + The New Alt-Right | Ep. 254
Discover the intriguing dynamics of gender and employment as college ROI is scrutinized, revealing stark contrasts between male and female graduates. Explore an unconventional sales hack that leverages visual appeal, showcasing how attractiveness can boost marketing strategies. Dive into the rise of alternative right-wing ideologies, examining their influence on Gen-Z. Finally, unpack the societal impacts of increasing extremism and the implications of deplatforming in modern social movements.

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Aug 14, 2025 • 1h 56min
WNBA Dildos: Funny or Cruel? + “Surplus Humans” & The Fall of Conscientiousness | Ep. 253
This week, hosts dive into the wild world of sports and the ethically dubious act of tossing dildos at WNBA games. They explore the blurred lines between humor and disrespect in women's sports, questioning societal reactions. The discussion shifts to the rise of 'surplus humans' in an AI-driven world, pondering humanity's future and economic divides. With insights on personality shifts and the impact of instant gratification, the conversation offers a humorous yet thought-provoking take on modern life and where we’re headed.

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Aug 7, 2025 • 2h 40min
Naked Human Carwash + Preserving Human Knowledge + Is AI Bringing Back Religion? | Ep. 252
The conversation kicks off with a wild Burning Man confession that leads to a humorous take on community and vulnerability. They dive into the intriguing debate of AI versus human consciousness, asking if we might just be sophisticated codes. The hosts ponder the implications of technology on parenting and our understanding of existence. Expect laughs as they share the perfect $50 wine hack and reflect on the need for spiritual revival in an AI-driven world. It's a captivating mix of philosophy, humor, and festival vibes!

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Jul 31, 2025 • 2h 7min
AI Can't Take Our Great "Genes" or Great Pizza | Ep. 251
The discussion kicks off with a humorous take on how bad pizza and bad sex are surprisingly similar. They delve into the backlash surrounding a controversial jeans advertisement featuring Sydney Sweeney. There's a provocative exploration of a dating app that allows women to rate men, mixing genius with potential nightmares. The hosts weigh in on the existential implications of the AI revolution and its impact on the workforce, all while sharing laughs and planning for the upcoming Alfalfa Palooza.

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Jul 24, 2025 • 1h 52min
The Hunter Biden Habit System: FORGET The Goal, Master The Ritual | Ep. 250
Dive into the wild world of crypto disasters, where a meme coin saga unravels a trader's worst day. Explore the surprisingly humorous lessons on habit formation inspired by Hunter Biden's experiences. Tackle the debate over exorbitant college degrees and whether they're a scam. Plus, gain insights into the financial inequities of women's sports, and question the evolving nature of education versus self-directed learning. It’s a hilarious mix of pop culture, personal anecdotes, and thought-provoking discussions!

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Jul 17, 2025 • 2h 7min
Why This Failing Liquor Chain Is The Hottest Stock On The Market | Ep. 249
The hosts recount their wild origin stories, from a $1.5M poker win to a PR battle with Zuckerberg. They dive into the world of cryptocurrency, discussing Ethereum's potential to soar amidst market volatility and exciting trading strategies. The rise of AI companions takes center stage, with playful innovations like a Tony Robbins twin. Tensions in a struggling liquor chain illustrate the chaotic nature of speculative investments. And humorously, astrology’s impact on market predictions adds a whimsical twist to their financial insights.

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Jul 10, 2025 • 1h 39min
Grok Goes Full Hitler + Cash Is Trash + ETH's Revenge Arc | Ep. 248
The podcast dives into a chaotic AI meltdown, revealing the perils of misinformation spouted by bots. Ethereum's potential financial comeback is explored, with a bold prediction of a $20K target on the horizon. Discussions highlight investment strategies amidst inflation, questioning the safety of traditional assets like real estate. Mysterious cover-ups surrounding Epstein's demise raise eyebrows, touching on political connections and conspiracy theories. Lastly, the hosts confront the balance between being aware of societal issues while maintaining a positive outlook.