

Alfalfa Podcast
Arman Assadi, Stephen Cesaro, Nick Urbani, and Eric Johanson
Four entrepreneur and investor friends seeking the edge in money and meaning 🌾
Join Arman Assadi, Nick Urbani, Stephen Cesaro, and Eric Johanson live every Wednesday at 5 PM Pacific (PST).
We are a community first and have been called "the best place on the internet". Hop into the intellectual sh*tshow that is our Discord community for daily shenanigans as we pursue wealth and fulfillment.
👉 All links and socials at alfalfapod.com
Join Arman Assadi, Nick Urbani, Stephen Cesaro, and Eric Johanson live every Wednesday at 5 PM Pacific (PST).
We are a community first and have been called "the best place on the internet". Hop into the intellectual sh*tshow that is our Discord community for daily shenanigans as we pursue wealth and fulfillment.
👉 All links and socials at alfalfapod.com
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Oct 2, 2025 • 1h 54min
Is Sora 2 The End of Art? & The Ultimate KISS ROI | Ep. 260
The discussion dives into the potential of the AI bubble, pondering if it's just getting started. They explore the concept of 'AI slop' and its impact on content quality. From high-ROI purchases to the quirks of AI technologies, the hosts share surprising insights about investment strategies. Personal experiences blend with reflections on turning 40, adding depth to the conversation. The latest AI advancements like OpenAI's Sora 2 are analyzed, raising ethical questions about the future of creativity and technology.

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Sep 26, 2025 • 2h 30min
Why Dating is F***ed & Do Cabals Really Run The World? | Ep 259
Farya W., Director of Operations at Steno AI, brings a fresh perspective on modern dating. She dives into the pitfalls of transactional relationships and the allure of sugar dynamics, sharing unsettling stories from Dubai. The discussion also tackles hypergamy, revealing how a few high-status men attract most women, and critiques casual dating norms like double-texting. Farya emphasizes the need for genuine, effortful dates, contrasting them with basic coffee meets. Alongside cultural commentary, they also dissect the implications of robots in our lives!

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Sep 18, 2025 • 1h 51min
The Right Cancels The Left, NASA Finds Life & "Squad Car, My Love" | Ep. 258
The hosts dive into the chilling normalization of political violence and the disturbing reactions on social media. They explore NASA's intriguing potential signs of life on Mars, questioning whether microbes are really that exciting. The irony of the right adopting cancel culture tactics is discussed amidst a lively debate on free speech versus hate-speech regulation. Additionally, they scrutinize dubious confessions linked to a recent shooting, exposing stylistic inconsistencies that raise more questions than answers. It's a mix of humor and serious discourse!

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Sep 11, 2025 • 2h 16min
Charlie Kirk MURDERED In Cold Blood: Can America Recover? | Ep. 257
In this captivating discussion, guest Stephanie Myers, a news anchor at One American News Network, dives into the shocking assassination of Charlie Kirk and the troubling rise of political violence in America. They explore the implications of a broken justice system illuminated by a killer's alarming criminal history. The conversation also touches on the cultural forces shaping liberal views among young women and the chilling effects of online responses to tragic events. Expect an engaging blend of serious issues and personal reflections!

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Sep 4, 2025 • 1h 49min
Minotaur Smut, Legalized Prostitution & Redefining God | Ep. 256
Dive into a lively exploration of Canada's 'sex for rent' debate and the complexities surrounding the legalization of prostitution. Enjoy a humorous take on a viral minotaur romance novel that challenges traditional erotic tropes. Join the conversation as they tackle existential questions about redefining God in the age of AI and consciousness. Expect insightful commentary on American living contrasts, along with amusing anecdotes about daily life and societal norms.

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Aug 29, 2025 • 2h 1min
Govt Buys Intel, Ditching Bitcoin & The "Scottish Axe Girl" | Ep. 255
The US government is diving into tech investments, raising eyebrows about state capitalism. A Scottish teen becomes a viral sensation after a dramatic self-defense incident, stirring debates on social issues. In celebrity news, Taylor Swift's engagement is said to spark a potential baby boom, igniting fan theories and cultural commentary. Meanwhile, the discussion on Bitcoin takes an unexpected turn as Stephen shares his disillusionment. With AI reshaping the economy, tensions rise over looming recessions and job losses. It's an entertaining mix of politics, culture, and tech!

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Aug 22, 2025 • 1h 57min
College ROI is Zero + The Triple-Levered Portfolio + The New Alt-Right | Ep. 254
Discover the intriguing dynamics of gender and employment as college ROI is scrutinized, revealing stark contrasts between male and female graduates. Explore an unconventional sales hack that leverages visual appeal, showcasing how attractiveness can boost marketing strategies. Dive into the rise of alternative right-wing ideologies, examining their influence on Gen-Z. Finally, unpack the societal impacts of increasing extremism and the implications of deplatforming in modern social movements.

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Aug 14, 2025 • 1h 56min
WNBA Dildos: Funny or Cruel? + “Surplus Humans” & The Fall of Conscientiousness | Ep. 253
This week, hosts dive into the wild world of sports and the ethically dubious act of tossing dildos at WNBA games. They explore the blurred lines between humor and disrespect in women's sports, questioning societal reactions. The discussion shifts to the rise of 'surplus humans' in an AI-driven world, pondering humanity's future and economic divides. With insights on personality shifts and the impact of instant gratification, the conversation offers a humorous yet thought-provoking take on modern life and where we’re headed.

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Aug 7, 2025 • 2h 40min
Naked Human Carwash + Preserving Human Knowledge + Is AI Bringing Back Religion? | Ep. 252
The conversation kicks off with a wild Burning Man confession that leads to a humorous take on community and vulnerability. They dive into the intriguing debate of AI versus human consciousness, asking if we might just be sophisticated codes. The hosts ponder the implications of technology on parenting and our understanding of existence. Expect laughs as they share the perfect $50 wine hack and reflect on the need for spiritual revival in an AI-driven world. It's a captivating mix of philosophy, humor, and festival vibes!

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Jul 31, 2025 • 2h 7min
AI Can't Take Our Great "Genes" or Great Pizza | Ep. 251
The discussion kicks off with a humorous take on how bad pizza and bad sex are surprisingly similar. They delve into the backlash surrounding a controversial jeans advertisement featuring Sydney Sweeney. There's a provocative exploration of a dating app that allows women to rate men, mixing genius with potential nightmares. The hosts weigh in on the existential implications of the AI revolution and its impact on the workforce, all while sharing laughs and planning for the upcoming Alfalfa Palooza.