The Whole Rabbit

Luke Madrid
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Dec 6, 2025 • 49min

SOFT DISCLOSURE: Retired UFO Insider Leaks Truth of 2027 Alien Invasion!

Send us comments, suggestions and ideas here! In this week’s episode we explore a recent viral post which first appeared on reddit, claimed to be authored by a retired “UFO insider” who, after seeing all the weird UFO stuff in the news, decided to go public about the secret knowledge they had been privy to while working in secret departments of the U.S. military. This insider makes claims similar to the ones we’ve heard before; specifically about alien drone facilities under the oceans, break away civilizations and the looming shadow of an alien council who secretly pulls the strings from the behind scenes. By the end of the free show the discussion gets pretty lively about the possibility of these claims which conclude in their full, uncensored ferocity in the second half where we drag Revelation into it and debate if giant bugs would be tasty with butter or not. Thank you and enjoy the show! If you want the full, uncensored discussion please visit www.patreon.com/TheWholeRabbit for instant access that will hurt your wallet less than a decent cheeseburger. In this week’s episode we explore the claims made here:https://www.reddit.com/r/UFOs/comments/1p92xe7/you_wanted_disclosure_i_am_a_whistleblower/The older 4chan thread we discussed prior is archived here:https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/34629564/This episode was unscripted and each host is responsible for the nonsense that came out of their own mouths!Where to find The Whole Rabbit:Patreon (Full, Members Only Episodes): www.patreon.com/TheWholeRabbitSpotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0AnJZhmPzaby04afmEWOAVInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/the_whole_rabbitTwitter: https://twitter.com/1WholeRabbitOrder Stickers: https://www.stickermule.com/thewholerabbitOther Merchandise: https://thewholerabbit.myspreadshop.com/Music By Spirit Travel Plaza:https://open.spotify.com/artist/30dW3WB1sYofnow7y3V0YoSupport the show
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Nov 28, 2025 • 41min

BRAIN-ROT: SOLVED! 67, Mangoes & MUSTARD!

Send us comments, suggestions and ideas here! In this week’s episode we direct our usual mode of esoteric inquiry toward the popular memetic youth-culture phenomena which has produced the viral slogan “67,” “Mangos,” and “Mustard,” often summarized as little more than nonsense phrases intended to signal irony, ambiguity or in-group identity; popularly referred to simply as “Brain Rot.” What we discovered was kind of profound, strangely consistent and totally unexpected; leaving us to ponder the relationship between the Buddha, medieval Christian kabbalists and the rantings of Philip K. Dick in his Exegesis. In the free side of the show we discuss what “Brain Rot” is, how it infected mainstream culture through hip-hop, what it has to do with the Saturn and whether or not our kids are secretly wizards doing esoteric numerology by innate ability by accident. In the extended side of the show we uncover the connection to Buddhism, the Garden of Eden and… testicles? Thank you and enjoy the show! ----> Hear the full show here: www.patreon.com/TheWholeRabbit <------In this week’s episode WE ACTUALLY SOLVE BRAIN ROT:-Skrilla’s DOOT DOOT 6 7-Binah-Tarot: The Lovers and The Sword-Kendrick Lamar-Philip K. Dicks Exegesis -Mangoes-MustardIn the extended side of the show available at www.patreon.com/TheWholeRabbit we go further down this rabbit hole and discuss:-The Gospel of Thomas-Mother Mary-The Cross-The Fig Tree and the Garden of Eden-DidymosThis episode was channeled to Luke by the secret masters with additional inspired insight given on the spot by Heka Astra, Mari Sama, Tim and special guest Chillz! Where to find The Whole Rabbit:Patreon (Full, Members Only Episodes): www.patreon.com/TheWholeRabbitSpotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0AnJZhmPzaby04afmEWOAVInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/the_whole_rabbitTwitter: https://twitter.com/1WholeRabbitOrder Stickers: https://www.stickermule.com/thewholerabbitOther Merchandise: https://thewholerabbit.myspreadshop.com/Music By Spirit Travel Plaza:https://open.spotify.com/artist/30dW3WB1sYofnow7y3V0YoSupport the show
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Nov 22, 2025 • 40min

Beyond the Headstone: The Secret Symbolism of the Graveyard (part 2)

Send us comments, suggestions and ideas here! In this week’s show we wrap up our second half of Rusted Throat’s tour of cemetery symbolism that you are bound to encounter at your local graveyard. We begin this episode by focusing on the controversial and culturally rich meaning behind the Edelweiss flower, the rose (it’s place in the pagan and Christian mysteries) before discussing the various things a floral crown might symbolize and why the devil loves guitar. In the extended show we discuss the ancient Egyptian tambourine, the Catholic symbolism used as a bulwark against sin, the secrets of the obelisk and how to identify the graves sponsored by America’s most secret and un-secret societies. Thank you and enjoy the show! In this week’s episode we discuss:EdelweissAlpine RoseThe Rose of Venus and ChristEvery Rose Has Its ThornLaurel, Oak, Cypress Crowns The Lyre and the HarpGuitar and the Devil?In the extended episode available at www.patreon.com/TheWholeRabbit we go further down the grave hole to discuss:The SistrumMaple Hill CemeteryCatholic Grave SymbolismSunflowersThe Obelisk, ancient and modernFraternal OrganizationsThis episode was written by RustedThroat with some collaboration with Luke Madrid, Heka Astra and Mari Sama who (unless quoting others) were responsible for writing and sourcing the materials they spoke.Where to find The Whole Rabbit:Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0AnJZhmPzaby04afmEWOAVInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/the_whole_rabbitTwitter: https://twitter.com/1WholeRabbitOrder Stickers: https://www.stickermule.com/thewholerabbitOther Merchandise: https://thewholerabbit.myspreadshop.com/Music By Spirit Travel Plaza:https://open.spotify.com/artist/30dW3WB1sYofnow7y3V0YoSupport the show
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Nov 15, 2025 • 41min

Beyond the Headstone: The Secret Symbolism of the Graveyard (part 1)

Send us comments, suggestions and ideas here! In this week’s episode we’re joined by the illustrious RustedThroat, a historian and listener of the show who was kind enough to share with us his passion of unveiling the hidden, often misunderstood meaning of symbols you’re almost guaranteed to see if you pursue a cemetery or graveyard. There is a difference you know. In the free side of the show we discuss the spiritual guardian of the cemetery known as the Grim before launching into Christograms and a number of other Christian and non-Christian symbols your basic book of grave-signs is apt to get wrong. In the extended side of the show we explore a number of ancient myths from the underground and the secret language of flowers. Thank you and enjoy the show! In this week’s episode we discuss:Secret of The Cemetery GrimHeadstone vs. GravestoneChristogramsTHEY’RE NOT ANGELSHourglassWeeping Willow Variants and MythologyThe Mariner’s Cross? In the extended show (available at www.patreon.com/TheWholeRabbit) we go further into the dread-mire to discuss:Pointing FingersLambsButterfliesBrokens ColumnsThe Secret Language of the FlowersThis episode was written by RustedThroat with some collaboration with Luke Madrid, Heka Astra and Mari Sama who (unless quoting others) were responsible for writing and sourcing the materials they spoke. Where to find The Whole Rabbit:Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0AnJZhmPzaby04afmEWOAVInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/the_whole_rabbitTwitter: https://twitter.com/1WholeRabbitOrder Stickers: https://www.stickermule.com/thewholerabbitOther Merchandise: https://thewholerabbit.myspreadshop.com/Music By Spirit Travel Plaza:https://open.spotify.com/artist/30dW3WB1sYofnow7y3V0YoSupport the show
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Nov 8, 2025 • 56min

Liber ARARITA: The Little Dogs of Hell & The Word of the Fool (Part 5)

Send us comments, suggestions and ideas here! In this week’s episode we explore the final three chapters of Liber ARARITA, an obscure class A holy book from the mystic religion of Thelema which operates as an alchemical tool to reduce the entirety of the universe to a unity with God using Hebrew letters, angel math and creative visualization that is illegal in at least six countries. In the free side of the show we discuss the origins and occult meaning behind the Hebrew letter Yod and its complement in the text Tau. We discuss the Hermetic version of Neti-Neti, the High Priestess of the Tarot and the little dogs of hell. In the extended episode we loosen the eight belts of heaven, break into the Outer College, plough Venus, finish The Great Work and Go Beyond The Words of the Fool. Thank you and enjoy the show!In this week's episode we discuss:Hebrew Letters Yod and Tau (IT)The Little Dogs of HellHadit and NuitCrossing the AbyssExeptus AdeptThe Little Dogs of HellThe High PriestessNo, Certainly Not!In the extended episode at www.patreon.com/TheWholerabbit we finish the text and conclude by discussing:The Egyptian OMTo Know / SwallowThe Fire KadoshAt The EndSpiritual AlchemyThe Eight BeltsBeyond The Words of the FoolThis episode was prepared by Luke Madrid and Heka Astra, quotes read by Tim Hacker, Blue sections prepared by Mari Sama.Where to find The Whole Rabbit:Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0AnJZhmPzaby04afmEWOAVInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/the_whole_rabbitTwitter: https://twitter.com/1WholeRabbitOrder Stickers: https://www.stickermule.com/thewholerabbitOther Merchandise: https://thewholerabbit.myspreadshop.com/Music By Spirit Travel Plaza:https://open.spotify.com/artist/30dW3WB1sYofnow7y3V0YoSources:Liber ARARITA / IAO 131https://iao131.com/commentaries/liber-dcccxiii-vel-ararita-sub-figura-dlxx/Book of Thoth:https://dn710008.ca.archive.org/0/items/out-of-print-and-rare-books-collection/BookOfThoth.pdfBook of the Law:https://sacred-texts.com/oto/engccxx.htmDion Fortune, Mystical KabbalahAleister Crowley, The Vision and the VoiceSupport the show
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Nov 1, 2025 • 45min

LIBER ARARITA: The Quintessence & V.V.V.V.V. (Part 4)

Send us comments, suggestions and ideas here! In this week’s episode we advance to Chapters 3 and 4 of Liber ARARITA, a class A holy book from the religion of Thelema prepared by Aleister Crowley to explain the unexplainable with overengineered religious poetry intended to be paired traditionally with camels and butt sex in the Algerian Desert. While Chapter 3 deals with the quintessential energies on the Tree of Life in their most balanced and recognizable form - Chapter 4 deals with the psychedelic vision of stepping into this wisdom matrix from the first person perspective. In the free side of the show we get carried away exploring the occult meaning of the Hebrew letters Aleph and Resh (the letters that correspond to the chapters we’ve read so far) and what profound meaning they have when placed together. After throwing George Lucas under the bus we make it about halfway through chapters 3 and 4 before breaking to have an aneurism and finishing the rest of the Tree of Life in the extended show. Thank you and enjoy the show!In the free side of the show we discuss:The Secrets of Hebrew Letter Aleph and ReshWho the HELL is V.V.V.V.V.Its Luke Skywalker Gematria of 511 and 41Egyptian NeithThe “Heh” of the TetragrammatonThe “Yod” of the TetragrammatonThe Babe of the AbyssIn the extended show available at www.patreon.com/TheWholeRabbit we continue down the tree to discuss:The Hua and the SiaThe Folded Cloth The Attainment of SiddhisThe Image of GodNutsack is the BestThe Splendour of HodThe “Vav” of the TetragrammatonThe second “Heh” of the TetragrammatonThe Holy Guardian Angel This episode was prepared by Luke Madrid and Heka Astra, quotes read by Tim Hacker, Blue sections prepared by Mari Sama.Where to find The Whole Rabbit:Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0AnJZhmPzaby04afmEWOAVInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/the_whole_rabbitTwitter: https://twitter.com/1WholeRabbitOrder Stickers: https://www.stickermule.com/thewholerabbitOther Merchandise: https://thewholerabbit.myspreadshop.com/Music By Spirit Travel Plaza:https://open.spotify.com/artist/30dW3WB1sYofnow7y3V0YoSources:Liber ARARITA / IAO 131https://iao131.com/commentaries/liber-dcccxiii-vel-ararita-sub-figura-dlxx/Book of Thoth:https://dn710008.ca.archive.org/0/items/out-of-print-and-rare-books-collection/BookOfThoth.pdfBook of the Law:https://sacred-texts.com/oto/engccxx.htmDion Fortune, Mystical KabbalahAleister Crowley, The Vision and the VoiceSupport the show
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Oct 26, 2025 • 49min

LIBER ARARITA: The Tree of Life vs. The Qlippoth, The Tree of Death (PART 3)

Send us comments, suggestions and ideas here! On this week’s episode we continue our in-depth analysis of Liber ARARITA by Aleister Crowley. In this portion we compare the lines of Chapter 1, the good side of the Tree of Life with Chapter 2, the evil or Qlippothic Tree of Death. By exploring the overlapping and averse relationship between each verse we catch a glimpse of how each sephira on the Tree of Life really works when its energies are active in our life. In the free show, we make it halfway down the Tree and conclude our in-depth analysis in the second half. Along the way Mari gets incredibly personal with her experiences working with Lilith (the demon at the bottom of the Tree of Life) and finally reveals some of the more obscure lines of the text in their deeper meaning. Thank you everybody and enjoy the show!In this week’s episode we discuss:The Something and Nothing, (Ain Soph Auir vs. Kether)Thaumiel, The Twins of GodThe Vile Chattering Apes and Babi’s Giant P*nisFamilial CannibalismKing Phineus and the HarpiesMars and the PhlegethonIn the extended episode available at www.patreon.com/TheWholeRabbit we finish the Tree of Life and discuss:Thagirion, The Black Sun and Fight Club?The Corrosive Ones Samael, the Venom of God and the Lying FrogsThe Minotaurs Who Gnaw Their Tongues for PainMari’s Personal Vision of Lilith and the Virgin MaryThis episode was prepared by Luke Madrid and Heka Astra, quotes read by Tim Hacker, Blue sections prepared by Mari Sama.Where to find The Whole Rabbit:Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0AnJZhmPzaby04afmEWOAVInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/the_whole_rabbitTwitter: https://twitter.com/1WholeRabbitOrder Stickers: https://www.stickermule.com/thewholerabbitOther Merchandise: https://thewholerabbit.myspreadshop.com/Music By Spirit Travel Plaza:https://open.spotify.com/artist/30dW3WB1sYofnow7y3V0YoSources:Liber ARARITA / IAO 131https://iao131.com/commentaries/liber-dcccxiii-vel-ararita-sub-figura-dlxx/Book of Thoth:https://dn710008.ca.archive.org/0/items/out-of-print-and-rare-books-collection/BookOfThoth.pdfBook of the Law:https://sacred-texts.com/oto/engccxx.htmDion Fortune, Mystical KabbalahAleister Crowley, The Vision and the VoiceSupport the show
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Oct 18, 2025 • 50min

Liber ARARITA: Chapter 1: The Tree of Life and The Archangels (PART 2)

Send us comments, suggestions and ideas here! In this week’s show we explore the first thirteen lines from Liber ARARITA and explore each one’s corresponding sephirah on the Tree of Life, discussing its corresponding planetary god from the Greek and Roman tradition along with a profile of the angelic archangel who rules over each station. This chapter corresponds to the “Good” side of the Tree of Life and explains it in fairly classical, straight-forward terms. On the free side of the show we make it all the way from Kether to Gevurah but discover that we’ve run out of time and resume our discussion of Tiphareth through Malkuth during the paid section of the show which includes a rousing discussion about Jacob and his battle with the angel we suspect to be Kamael. Tune in next week to hear about how the Tree of Life from this week matches up with the Tree of Death and its corresponding orders of demons. Thank you and enjoy the show!for more great content by Tim Hacker make sure to check out CryticChronicles.comOn this week’s show we discuss:Surah 112The Ain Soph AuirKether, The CrownMetatronThe Vault of HeavenThe Flaming Star and the Sixfold StarBinah, UnderstandingZadkiel, Archangel of Mercy Chesed, MercyDaddy JupiterGevurah, Severity vs. Pachad, FearOn the extended side of the show available at www.patreon.com/TheWholeRabbit we finish discussing the tree and talk about:Tiphareth, BeautyThe Beloved Gods of the SunRaphael, Physician of GodVenus, Goddess of EXTREME LOVEJacob’s Thigh and NetzachHaniel, the Romantic Angel. Yesod, The FoundationGabriel, God’s Strength! Michael, God’s BonkerSandalphon, Metatron’s TwinThis episode was prepared by Luke Madrid and Heka Astra with angel commentaries included by Tim Hacker, Blue sections read by Mari Sama.Where to find The Whole Rabbit:Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0AnJZhmPzaby04afmEWOAVInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/the_whole_rabbitTwitter: https://twitter.com/1WholeRabbitOrder Stickers: https://www.stickermule.com/thewholerabbitOther Merchandise: https://thewholerabbit.myspreadshop.com/Music By Spirit Travel Plaza:https://open.spotify.com/artist/30dW3WB1sYofnow7y3V0YoSources:Liber ARARITA / IAO 131https://iao131.com/commentaries/liber-dcccxiii-vel-ararita-sub-figura-dlxx/Book of Thoth:https://dn710008.ca.archive.org/0/items/out-of-print-and-rare-books-collection/BookOfThoth.pdfAbrahadabra:http://www.thelemapedia.org/index.php/ABRAHADABRABook of the Law:https://sacred-texts.com/oto/engccxx.htmTHE GEMATRIA NOTEBOOKS OF PAUL FOSTER CASEDion Fortune, Mystical KabbalahVision and the Voice:Support the show
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Oct 12, 2025 • 40min

Liber ARARITA: The VITRIOL of God (PART 1)

Send us comments, suggestions and ideas here! In this week’s episode we crack open Liber ARARITA a Class A holy book from the occult religion of Thelema to examine its compact contents for cosmic Truth in a way that is useful and accessible to anyone seeking to develop a closer relationship with God, no matter what flavor of spirituality speaks to you best. On the free side of the show we read the entirety of Liber ARARITA before exploring its meaning, use, little known history and even a number of secrets that other experts claim to have not yet discovered. We briefly discuss its author, Aleister Crowley,  the specific context under which Liber ARARITA was prepared and how we can interpret it for fun, enlightenment and profit. In the extended side of the show we discuss the magickal Hebrew etymology, Ashera and her poles, the gematria of 813, 570 and what the heck it all has to do with Chariots, ABRAHADABRA, The Book of the Law and of course Star Wars. Thank you and enjoy the show! In this week’s episode we explore:What is an ARARITA anyway?Origins of Liber ARARITAAleister Crowley’s “Blood of the Saints” ordeal Reading Liber ARARITASefer Ha-IyyunIn the extended show available atwww.patreon.com/TheWholeRabbit we go ALL THE WAY DOWN the rabbit hole and discuss:Baphomet and Metatron’s CubeHebrew EtymologyAsheraOf the Divine Names and Their Power and VirtueGematria of  813Mystery of Subfigura 570 SOLVEDStructure of Liber ARARITAGeamtria of 98ABRAHADABRAThe 8 and 90 Rules of Art? “I WILL GIVE YOU A WAR ENGINE!”Each host is responsible for writing and creating the content they present. Luke in red, Heka in purple, Tim in black-green, Mari in blue.Where to find The Whole Rabbit:Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0AnJZhmPzaby04afmEWOAVInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/the_whole_rabbitTwitter: https://twitter.com/1WholeRabbitOrder Stickers: https://www.stickermule.com/thewholerabbitOther Merchandise: https://thewholerabbit.myspreadshop.com/Music By Spirit Travel Plaza:https://open.spotify.com/artist/30dW3WB1sYofnow7y3V0YoSources:Liber ARARITA / IAO 131https://iao131.com/commentaries/liber-dcccxiii-vel-ararita-sub-figura-dlxx/Book of Thoth:https://dn710008.ca.archive.org/0/items/out-of-print-and-rare-books-collection/BookOfThoth.pdfAbrahadabra:http://www.thelemapedia.org/index.php/ABRAHADABRABook of the Law:https://sacred-texts.com/oto/engccxx.htmTHE GEMATRIA NOTEBOOKS OF PAUL FOSTER CASEVision and the Voice:https://sacred-texts.com/oto/418/aetyr22.htm#19Support the show
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Oct 4, 2025 • 37min

Cursed Confessions: The Danger of Wishing Upon Stars (The 7 Spookiest Stories You Dared to Share)

Send us comments, suggestions and ideas here! On this week’s episode we kick off our boots, glide into our bunny slippers before sitting down by the fire to enjoy a seasonally spooky story time with a number of cursed confessions sent in by our diverse listener audience of dabblers, seekers and wizards who have their own special brand of f*ck-around-and-find-out stories you just won’t hear anywhere else. So, settle-in, get comfy and let's enjoy the show! In these 7 spooky stories you will hear about:The Danger of Wishing Upon StarsJellyfish UFO sightingsThe Pale CrawlerBanishing DemonsHex Of the BananasGetting Wife Pregnant With CrimeRoach Swarm Murder DemonsTo hear the full episode please visit www.patreon.com/TheWholeRabbit where you can listen to a handful of free extended length episodes to know exactly what you’re getting into!Where to find The Whole Rabbit:Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0AnJZhmPzaby04afmEWOAVInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/the_whole_rabbitTwitter: https://twitter.com/1WholeRabbitOrder Stickers: https://www.stickermule.com/thewholerabbitOther Merchandise: https://thewholerabbit.myspreadshop.com/For more great content by Tim Hacker check out: www.CrypticChronicles.comMusic By Spirit Travel Plaza:https://open.spotify.com/artist/30dW3WB1sYofnow7y3V0YoEach host is responsible for writing and creating the content they present but these stories we read this week were submitted by listeners. In the notes Luke is red, Tim is black/green, Mari is blue and Heka is purple. Support the show

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