Net Positive with John Crist

It's about time you get some new mulch, clean out your garage, and ponder Mount Rushmore.Intro (0:00)Are we doing content? (4:45)Tracy Chapman (18:10)Wear shoes (34:55) Mount Rushmore (47:44)OnlyFans Mom (1:08:44)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/2/9 Amarillo, TX2/10 Wichita Falls, TX2/11 Lubbock, TX2/16 Munhall, PA2/17 Zanesville, OH2/18 Cleveland, OH3/1 Mobile, AL3/2 New Orleans, LA3/3 Sugar Land, TX3/8 Royal Oak, MI3/9 Fort Wayne, IN3/10 Peoria, IL3/22 Buffalo, NY3/23 Toronto, ON3/24 Erie, PA3/28 Durham, NC3/29 Macon, GA3/30 Chattanooga, TN4/12 Rochester, MN4/13 St. Paul, MN4/14 Duluth, MN4/18 San Jose, CA4/19 Santa Rosa, CA4/20 Redding, CA4/25 Dayton, OH4/26 Lexington, KY-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:AG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositiveMANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comSTAMPS: Get a 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale at https://www.stamps.com/netpositive. Thanks to Stamps.com for sponsoring the show!PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

John is hot off three sold-out shows at the Ryman in Nashville, and firing on all cylinders. Chris Young is freed, Ben Rector knows his water brands, we earn what "stainless steel" means, and John puts the "wellness" movement in its place.Topics Include:Intro (0:00)Smart or Dumb (18:42)Celebrity fans (34:30)Crypto pastor (39:19)Ben Rector (55:18)Wellness community has gone MENTAL (1:08:00)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/2/2 Greenville, SC2/3 Knoxville, TN2/4 Huntsville, AL2/9 Amarillo, TX2/10 Wichita Falls, TX2/11 Lubbock, TX2/16 Munhall, PA2/17 Zanesville, OH2/18 Cleveland, OH3/1 Mobile, AL3/2 New Orleans, LA3/3 Sugar Land, TX3/8 Royal Oak, MI3/9 Fort Wayne, IN3/10 Peoria, IL3/22 Buffalo, NY3/23 Toronto, ON3/24 Erie, PA3/28 Durham, NC3/29 Macon, GA3/30 Chattanooga, TN-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:AG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositiveHENSON SHAVING: Go to HensonShaving.com and enter NETPOSITIVE at checkout to get 100 free blades with your purchase. (Note: you must add both the 100-blade pack and the razor for the discount to apply.)PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

It's the first solo episode in a while, and John is back and feeling very grateful, but also, stop asking for customer email addresses at American Eagle...Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Can't read (4:46)Grocery store gratitude (23:22)Kevin Garnett (38:40)Strawberry milk mob (45:17)Pregnant on a place (49:40)You are a billionaire (1:11:08)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/1/27 Nashville, TN2/2 Greenville, SC2/3 Knoxville, TN2/4 Huntsville, AL2/9 Amarillo, TX2/10 Wichita Falls, TX2/11 Lubbock, TX2/16 Munhall, PA2/17 Zanesville, OH2/18 Cleveland, OH3/1 Mobile, AL3/2 New Orleans, LA3/3 Sugar Land, TX3/8 Royal Oak, MI3/9 Fort Wayne, IN3/10 Peoria, IL3/22 Buffalo, NY3/23 Toronto, ON3/24 Erie, PA3/28 Durham, NC3/29 Macon, GA3/30 Chattanooga, TN-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to RocketMoney.com/netpositiveBLUELAND:Get 15% off your first order by going to Blueland.com/netpositiveMIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

A media legend is joining us today. You know her from her extensive coverage as an anchor at a little sports media company called ESPN... welcome Sage Steele! Sage and John talk about her relationship with Stu Scott, Stephen A Smith, Pat McAfee, and more. They also discuss her start at ESPN, and her love for NASCAR, and Sage shares some wisdom on when it is time to put your foot down and speak up.------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/1/18 North Charleston, SC1/19 Columbia, SC1/20 Wilmington, NC1/27 Nashville, TN2/2 Greenville, SC2/3 Knoxville, TN2/4 Huntsville, AL2/9 Amarillo, TX2/10 Wichita Falls, TX2/11 Lubbock, TX2/16 Munhall, PA2/17 Zanesville, OH2/18 Cleveland, OH3/1 Mobile, AL3/2 New Orleans, LA3/3 Sugar Land, TX3/8 Royal Oak, MI3/9 Fort Wayne, IN3/10 Peoria, IL3/22 Buffalo, NY3/23 Toronto, ON3/24 Erie, PA3/28 Durham, NC3/29 Macon, GA3/30 Chattanooga, TN-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:HELLO FRESH: Go to HelloFresh.com/netpositivefree and use code NETPOSITIVEFREE for FREE breakfast for life! One breakfast item per box while the subscription is active. MANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comAG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositivePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Today's guest is a comedy legend from Atlanta Georgia. He was the host of BET's Comic View, which played a role in the inspiration of John's comedy career. He sheds some light on those who are golfing at night, french dressing, and what to watch out for at Waffle House.Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Bruce Bruce (6:52))Comic view (21:00)White club vs black club (32:35)Start of comedy (52:02)Katt Williams (1:00:42)French dressing (1:20:35)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/1/18 North Charleston, SC1/19 Columbia, SC1/20 Wilmington, NC1/27 Nashville, TN2/2 Greenville, SC2/3 Knoxville, TN2/4 Huntsville, AL2/9 Amarillo, TX2/10 Wichita Falls, TX2/11 Lubbock, TX2/16 Munhall, PA2/17 Zanesville, OH2/18 Cleveland, OH3/1 Mobile, AL3/2 New Orleans, LA3/3 Sugar Land, TX3/8 Royal Oak, MI3/9 Fort Wayne, IN3/10 Peoria, IL3/22 Buffalo, NY3/23 Toronto, ON3/24 Erie, PA3/28 Durham, NC3/29 Macon, GA3/30 Chattanooga, TN-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:STAMPS: Get a 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale at https://www.stamps.com/netpositive. Thanks to Stamps.com for sponsoring the show!BABBEL: Get 55% OFF your Babbel subscription at Babbel.com/NET(Rules and restrictions may apply)PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

If someone asks you if you know someone, just say yes. What you don't want to say yes to, is lunch at Leggies, or a gig at Guitar Center.Topics Include:Intro (0:00)Dave Barnes (8:25)Being a comic (16:10)Novelty is king (40:20)Shame (1:04:55)Christ Chella (1:24:40)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/1/18 North Charleston, SC1/19 Columbia, SC1/20 Wilmington, NC1/27 Nashville, TN2/2 Greenville, SC2/3 Knoxville, TN2/4 Huntsville, AL2/9 Amarillo, TX2/10 Wichita Falls, TX2/11 Lubbock, TX2/16 Munhall, PA2/17 Zanesville, OH2/18 Cleveland, OH3/1 Mobile, AL3/2 New Orleans, LA3/3 Sugar Land, TX3/8 Royal Oak, MI3/9 Fort Wayne, IN3/10 Peoria, IL3/22 Buffalo, NY3/23 Toronto, ON3/24 Erie, PA3/28 Durham, NC3/29 Macon, GA3/30 Chattanooga, TN-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to RocketMoney.com/netpositiveMIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEMANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

It's a Christmas special and today we get John's girlfriend Lydia joining the pod today. We learn that John loves being the Grinch, how to correctly pronounce mischievous, and that we had an all-star lineup for 2023. Happy Holidays from the Net Positive team!------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/1/18 North Charleston, SC1/19 Columbia, SC1/20 Wilmington, NC1/27 Nashville, TN2/2 Greenville, SC2/3 Knoxville, TN2/4 Huntsville, AL2/9 Amarillo, TX2/10 Wichita Falls, TX2/11 Lubbock, TX2/16 Munhall, PA2/17 Zanesville, OH2/18 Cleveland, OH3/1 Mobile, AL3/2 New Orleans, LA3/3 Sugar Land, TX3/8 Royal Oak, MI3/9 Fort Wayne, IN3/10 Peoria, IL3/22 Buffalo, NY3/23 Toronto, ON3/24 Erie, PA3/28 Durham, NC3/29 Macon, GA3/30 Chattanooga, TN-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to RocketMoney.com/netpositiveManscaped: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comBEAM DREAM POWDER: If you want to try Beam’s best-selling Dream Powder, take advantage of their biggest sale of the year and get up to 50% OFF for a limited time when you go to shopbeam.com/NETPOSITIVE and use code CYBER at checkout. PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

If you believe in the Holy Spirit, why don't you believe in Bigfoot? And all God's people said... Amen.------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/1/18 North Charleston, SC1/19 Columbia, SC1/20 Wilmington, NC1/27 Nashville, TN2/2 Greenville, SC2/3 Knoxville, TN2/4 Huntsville, AL2/9 Amarillo, TX2/10 Wichita Falls, TX2/11 Lubbock, TX2/16 Munhall, PA2/17 Zanesville, OH2/18 Cleveland, OH3/1 Mobile, AL3/2 New Orleans, LA3/3 Sugar Land, TX3/8 Royal Oak, MI3/9 Fort Wayne, IN3/10 Peoria, IL3/22 Buffalo, NY3/23 Toronto, ON3/24 Erie, PA3/28 Durham, NC3/29 Macon, GA3/30 Chattanooga, TN-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:HENSON SHAVING: Go to HensonShaving.com and enter NETPOSITIVE at checkout to get 100 free blades with your purchase. (Note: you must add both the 100-blade pack and the razor for the discount to apply.)AG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositivePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

It's time we draw a line with the whole "getting ready with me" trend. Another line to draw, is marrying your twin, definitely don't do that.Topics Include:Intro (0:00)The truth about celebrity photos (10:45)Married her twin (19:34)King Solomon (44:23)Shohei Ohtani (54:45)Comment section (58:20) ------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/12/7 San Antonio, TX12/8 Austin, TX12/9 Beaumont, TX12/10 Baton Rouge, LA1/18 North Charleston, SC1/19 Columbia, SC1/20 Wilmington, NC1/27 Nashville, TN2/2 Greenville, SC2/3 Knoxville, TN2/4 Huntsville, AL2/9 Amarillo, TX2/10 Wichita Falls, TX2/11 Lubbock, TX2/16 Munhall, PA2/17 Zanesville, OH2/18 Cleveland, OH3/1 Mobile, AL3/2 New Orleans, LA3/3 Sugar Land, TX3/8 Royal Oak, MI3/9 Fort Wayne, IN3/10 Peoria, IL3/22 Buffalo, NY3/23 Toronto, ON3/24 Erie, PA3/28 Durham, NC3/29 Macon, GA3/30 Chattanooga, TN-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:AG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositiveMANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comMIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

We are unhinged and that's how it should be. A few key things discovered this week that you definitely didn't know. A new flight pattern to Moscow was discovered by John and Andrew that only takes 1 hour. Working for Chipotle is a criminal punishment. John really hates Georgia. And Young Thug does stand for what you think...------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/12/7 San Antonio, TX12/8 Austin, TX12/9 Beaumont, TX12/10 Baton Rouge, LA1/18 North Charleston, SC1/19 Columbia, SC1/20 Wilmington, NC1/27 Nashville, TN2/2 Greenville, SC2/3 Knoxville, TN2/4 Huntsville, AL2/9 Amarillo, TX2/10 Wichita Falls, TX2/11 Lubbock, TX2/16 Munhall, PA2/17 Zanesville, OH2/18 Cleveland, OH-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:BABBEL: Get 55% OFF your Babbel subscription at Babbel.com/NET(Rules and restrictions may apply)WILDGRAIN: Get $30 OFF the first box PLUS free Croissants in every box at Wildgrain.com/netpositive to start your subscriptionMIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to RocketMoney.com/netpositivePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative