

Stiff Socks
Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
Stand up comedians Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein go do weird stuff, and then talk about how weird the weird stuff was. With their irreverent charm they will tackle tough issues such as, what’s it like going to a museum on Adderall or if you don’t cum for a week will you die?
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Dec 1, 2019 • 6min
Trevor Finds His Kink
The boys chop it up about being single in the winter (and Michael definitely isn't sad about it), getting drunk on airplanes, how they lost their virginities, and how Trev finally found his kink. Plus a secret sock riddle that breaks Trevor's brain. Want the full episode? Become a patron!
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Nov 27, 2019 • 1h 3min
46: Sex at 94
The sock duo talk about why Trevor is jealous of gerbils, the time Michael got his drum set stolen, and where they would hide a dead body. They also get their minds blown when a listener asks the highest question of all time: is your shirt tucked in or are your pants tucked in to your shirt? *brains explode*
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Nov 23, 2019 • 6min
Happy Endings
The bois discuss the inner workings of getting over an ex, the different levels of post-sex shame, and doing stand-up while you're as high as the moon.
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Nov 20, 2019 • 1h
45: Tempurpedic Vagina
TWall and 2fineblaustein discuss the hot topics in this one, like which soup is best to have sexual relations with, how to ask your gf to do anal, and what deli meat would make the best blanket?
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Nov 13, 2019 • 58min
44: Comedians in Cars Taking Dick Pics
Trevor and Michael explore the finer things in life on this episode. They discuss how much it would cost for Michael to get breasts, Trevor getting asked to make a Cameo of just his heel, and naming your penis. They also pontificate about the future of cloning... meaning in the future are you going to fuck your clone or what? We are archeologists.
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Nov 9, 2019 • 5min
Shitting with no Door
The boy's discuss college girlfriends beating up their boyfriends, getting laid at weddings, and weird sex obligations. Oh and also a listener took care of some people during a sour drug deal. We feel safe.
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Nov 6, 2019 • 51min
43: Jerkin' and Peein'
Trevor and Michael are guys who are doctors who also talk about fighting animals, Dennis Quaid's hot bod, and how hard it is to play charades on a podcast. They also get into why stand up comedy is um SO FUCKING HARD.
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Oct 30, 2019 • 57min
42: Freaky Friday
Trev and Michael are wiiiild in this one. They talk about if they would marry a cam girl, Macklemore's antics, and of course tiny dick humiliation porn. They also weigh in on a fan losing their virginity in a JCPenney changing room. This is an NPR podcast.
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Oct 23, 2019 • 60min
41: Ass Eaten Like a Man
Trevor and Michael get real introspective on this one. They converse on best dick pics, the time Trevor pretended to have a gun, and of course National Nut Day. They also fight over what porn site is the best and why one fan likes to smell his own socks. We are Neurologists.
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Oct 16, 2019 • 50min
40: Deleting Hundreds of Nudes
The boys investigate what their girl names would be, consider getting dick surgery, and relate about the moment you realize you're talking to the least attractive girl of the group. They also discuss if they ever had a nut they thought was going to be a president. They will both win Oscars one day. Kisses.
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