Stiff Socks

Livestreamed stiff socks madness. The boys answer your questions about their favorite pizza spots, the most famous celebrities they've met, girl boners, advice for a listener whose slangin too much pipe for his lady, and SO much more. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

Pball and 2Fine explore how pilots take poops, how girls expertly talk shit about other girls, and how a Cake Pop Date is supposed to go. They also gab about the universal question... have you jerked off to a Garfield comic? This is a science podcast. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

TW and MB cover the most in this one. They try and figure out why white parents love cover bands, why hangovers muthafuggin suck, and why a butt butler should be mandatory in every home. What's a butt butler you say? Listen to the GOT DAMN episode. Xoxo. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

The bois take a deep dive into why Michael still hasn't cleaned his fleshlight, learn what in the absolute f*ck "squeak rap" is, and discuss strip clubs that have them FIRE wings. They also figure out what thick water is... actually no they don't. What the f*ck is thick water??!! Please stop it!!! Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

You know we couldn't have Kendra on without saving some exclusive stuff for the Patreon feed. Up top the boys and Kendra chop it up about how to make a porn star cum and get a WILD story about a crazy hook up of hers. Afterwards, the boys regroup and get back to regularly scheduled programming, like looking up fleshlight accidents and debating whether it would be better to always cum a tiny bit or to have to cum a whole gallon. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

The gang talk to porn star and Library LEGEND Kendra Sunderland. They discuss the best d*ck sizes, Kendra's crazy start as a cam girl, and how WIIIILLLDDD her DMs are. She also teaches the boys how porn is actually made and about what "knee sex" is. We will win a Pulitzer for this one for suuuuuure. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The gang goes a little insane in this one. They discuss the merits of having sexual intercourse with your nose, Gabe's high school friend that wrote a "how to have sex with a watermelon" book, and the downfall of the razor scooter.  Oh and Trev jerks off with a banana peel while Mike puts his sack in a can of Bang. Just a normal day in the stiff socks studio. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The bois get wiiiiiild with Comedy Central's Chris Distefano. They talk about manscaping, ass play likes and dislikes, and how Chris found out that swallowing sperm helps induce labor in pregnant women... crazy, right? Chris also helps a listener answer a question an important question: Between Trev and Michael, who would be the bottom? We are astronautical engineers.

Well, the Stiff Duo gets wiiild. They discuss renting a dad, imagine what it would be like to be Will Smith's kid, and then share their stories of making sweet love to strippers. Oh and also one of the bois BREAK NO JERK JANUARY. They really suck at this. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

The bois discuss the fact that Michael doesn’t like his feet touched, would you have sex with your step mom, and the 4 dates before sex rule. Oh... and how Trevor once hooked up with a girl that wore a necklace full of her grandmas ashes! BRO, WHAT!!!?!! Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod