Stiff Socks

Twally and MBlau riff on the serious topics of how to lick honey off your balls, how many doughnuts they can fit on their pee pees, and how sea turtles are a hoax. They also discover that Trev is a gay bar 9. Cells. Mitochondria. SCIENCE. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to over 80 exclusive episodes for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Keeps for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month free at www.keeps.com/socks Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off at www.hawthorne.co with our promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Lucy for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off at www.lucy.co with our promo code SOCKS.

We know stiff socks is usually wild, but this one is wild wild. The boys  riff on getting your ass ate in Huntsville, why teachers are freaks in  bed, a 4some proposition for 2fine, and a crazy DM on Trev's instagram. Get the full episode + instant access to the Patreon back catalog and exclusive merch at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The stiffy gang is back at itttt. They get wild riffing on correct fingering a lady techniques, Michael’s sexual bloodbaths, and how Ben Afleck is horny asf. They also discuss driving 13 hours for some cooter. SCIENCE. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to all Patreon episodes for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod TREV'S MASTERCLASS: https://trevormasterclass.teachable.com Get 10% off with promo code: socks Thanks to IPVanish for sponsoring this episode. Get 65% off at www.IPVANISH.com/socks Thanks to Warby Parker for sponsoring this episode. Try 5 pairs of glasses at home for free at www.warbyparker.com/socks Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off at www.liquidIV.com with our promo code SOCKS. 

 The boys get DEEP on this one and tackle some important issues - like why lacrosse is definitely the horniest sport, why it's always smart to invest in v*gina, and what the best post-nut meal is. They also try to figure out why women always have such clean sheets and hear about how Trev's cat ruined his apartment. Science. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 12 meals FREE at www.hellofresh.com/socks12 with our code socks12 Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off at www.buyraycon.com/socks

The scientists riff on Amy Schumer being an asshole, Trev's trip to  Hawaii, why getting milked in a hammock would rule, and how you  shouldn't trust anyone in a raccoon skin hat. Plus a listener wonders about ass shaving etiquette. Get the full episode + 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys get a little willld on this one. They discuss the Ho Depot, vitamin coochie deficiency, and how The Floor General may or may not have sex'ed a headboard off the wall. They also find out if they can get hard in a plane crash. What rhymes with compliance? SCIENCE! Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to SKYN condoms for sponsoring this episode. Shop SKYN on Amazon.com Thanks to Honey for sponsoring this episode. Get honey for FREE at www.joinhoney.com/socks Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first purchase at www.hawthorne.co with our promo code SOCKS.

 This one's a journey. The boys riff on childhood dreams, how Vicki Vallencourt was the perfect woman for Michael, and which athletes have the craziest DMs. They also get into maintaining old friendships, how fuckin hard it is to talk to people since the pandemic, then get a surprise drop-in from Blau Sr., and hear a couple of WILD listener stories. Get the full episode and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The science gang wades into deep waters riffing on trevs new fleshlights, getting laid off an NFT, and how everything was invented because of vagina. They also find the meaning of life through the question... when the blue man group bang is there blue everywhere? We eat, sleep, and drink science. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order FREE at www.bluechew.com with our code SOCKS. Thanks to Keeps for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month of treatment free at www.keeps.com/SOCKS Thanks to Skyn for sponsoring this episode. Choose to feel everything by shopping SKYN on Amazon.

Twall and 2fine get real science-y in this one. They discuss hot rave ladies, strippers 11am shift, saying thank you after a banging. They also riff on how bottle service dudes get zero vagina. *clears throat* SCIENCE.  Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to Lucy for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off with our code SOCKS at www.lucy.co Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off with our code SOCKS at www.liquidIV.com Thanks to Mint Mobile for sponsoring this episode. Get a wireless plan for just $15/month at www.mintmobile.com/socks

The guys went live to riff on all your questions and ideas- like whether or not they would bang the Queen of England, how much planning really goes into the podcast, tentacle dildos, and would porn be better with jump scares. Get the full episode + instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod