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Well the science teachers are back to their old ways and riffing about how Smeagol was a fleshlight, buying a fox tail butt plug, and JO-ing with no pinky. Oh and Trev did the banging in an airport bathroom. Science is a journey… cum along.   Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off at www.manscaped.com/stiff Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off at www.liquidiv.com with our promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Lucy for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at www.lucy.co with our promo code SOCKS.

The boys riff on how Matisyahu was the Jewish Michael Buble, learn about  how hot the president of Croatia is, and get a listener tip about a  pair of 71 year old twin prostitutes that have banged more guys than the  whole nation of Iceland. HUHHH? Hear the full episode and get instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

 Twally and MB (ur boys Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein) get very science-y in this one. They discuss how bad cruella Deville is, picking up a vape off the ground like a pure psycho, and how to capture an areola in the wild. They also discuss selling tickets to the queef show. We are science and science is us.   Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the patreon back catalog (90+ episodes!) for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Babbel for sponsoring this episode. Get 6 months for the price of 3 at www.babbel.com with our promo code SOCKS Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off at www.raycon.com/socks Thanks to 3chi for sponsoring this episode. Get 5% offf with our promo code SOCKS at www.3chi.com

the gang riffs on dud nuts, how squirrels have perfected jerking off, and whether or not its weird that Trev's teacher made his class play chubby bunny. Also is cumming on an opponent in a fight the right move? all this and more on this week's extremely scientific episode of stiff socks. Get the full episode and instant access to the entire patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Well, Michael got covid, so the boys do some remote riffing on jerking off to books, dudes that listen to music way too loud in public, how there was at least one person that had a good time in the human centipede, and what the guidelines are on smelly sex. SCIENCE. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Purple for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off at www.purple.com/socks with our promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Honey for sponsoring this episode. Try Honey for free at www.joinhoney.com/socks Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your order at www.hawthorne.co with our promo code SOCKS.

 Ayooooo! The boys riff on tattooed tarantula titties, stuff that gives  them the nails on a chalkboard feeling, and a super odd dude Trev met  outside of a show. They also learn about how Iceland has an anti-incest  app and give some advice to a listener who's been thinking with his  cockola.  Get the full episode + 4 bonus episodes a month + instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys are baaaaaaack. They discuss how long is too long for banging, Trevor’s Palm Springs mushroom adventure, and the diabolical Olympic anti sex beds. They also riff on how the bachelorette FORBIDS jerking off. This is the #1 science podcast in the world. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month free with promo code SOCKS at www.bluechew.com Thanks to Shipstation for sponsoring this episode.Get 2 months free with promo code SOCKS at www.shipstation.com Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at www.betterhelp.com/socks

 This one is bananas. The boys riff on how hard it is to find the right  time to initiate sex, decide that every car should be a sex robot, and  declare that cumming is a hobby. Plus they learn that Mr. Pibb fucks and  hailing taxis in movies is a hoax.  Get the full episode + instant access to 90+ exclusive stiff socks episodes for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

holy heck this one is for the ages. Trev and MB discuss how  budussie is a lifestyle, big dicks are stupid, and septic tank condoms. Oh and also MICHAEL HAS A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT. Science is life.  Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode.Get 25% off at liquidiv.com with our promo code SOCKS Thanks to Lucy for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your first order with our promo code SOCKS at www.lucy.co Thanks to IPVanish for sponsoring this episode. Get 65% off a VPN subscription at www.ipvanish.com/socks

The gang go off the rails in this one. They discuss using miracle whip as lube, getting piercings stuck during banging, and how Gabe laughs in lowercase italics. Oh also Michael wants to use 23 and me as tinder. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog (90+ episodes) for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to IPVanish for sponsoring this episode. Get 65% off a VPN at www.ipvanish.com/socks Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off your order at www.buyraycon.com/socks Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping at www.manscaped.com/stiff