Stiff Socks

The boys did a live show from The Stand in NYC. They riffed on the worst  kinds of work emails, why Trev is afraid of the subway, and how New York gets Michael rocked tf up. Hear the full episode and get 4 bonus episodes every month, plus instant access to the Patreon back catalog (100+ episodes), legendary interviews too wild for the main feed, and access to the super secret Stiff Socks discord for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod. 

The boys riff on Timothee Charlamagne, how bird watchers are just peeping toms, getting rocked up on hope, and how Trevor had to get three months worth of enemas. SCIENCE.  Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Liquid Death for sponsoring this episode. Get free shipping on water and merch at www.liquiddeath.com/SOCKS Thanks to Honey for sponsoring this episode. Get Honey for free at www.joinhoney.com/socks Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off at www.liquidIV.com with promo code SOCKS.

Trev and Blau get really scientific in this one. They learn about Uteran Walls and ovulation, debate whether Jason Derulo cums his own name, and discuss the top 5 hottest women of all time. They also hear from a listener about how circle jerks are good and Michael gets the nickname Raw Dog Ralph. Get tickets to Stiff Socks LIVE in NYC at https://thestandnyc.com/shows/show/3294/20211109-1000-pm-the-stiff-socks-podcast Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off at www.manscaped.com/stiff Thanks to Crowdhealth for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month free at www.joincrowdhealth.com/fit with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Lucy for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at www.lucy.co with promo code SOCKS. 

The boys riff on a wild DM Trev got, how Blau should do sex seminars, and find the company that is the Michelangelo of cooter candles. They also learn about how aggressive water polo is and help a listener understand why men switch positions during sex. Get a bonus episode EVERY WEEK for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Purple for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off at www.purple.com/socks Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off with promo code SOCKS at www.hawthorne.co Thanks to Skyn for sponsoring this episode. Get free shipping at www.skyn.com or shop on Amazon. 

2Fine and Twally are back in studio, riffing on watching porn with the volume all the way up, Carrot Top accidentally putting his carrot top on the internet, and Hooter's new work uniforms. They also learn about cooter fest and wax philosophical about toe hair and rye bread. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off with our promo code SOCKS at www.liquidIV.com Thanks to Lucy Nicotine for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off with promo code SOCKS at www.lucy.co Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at www.betterhelp.com/socks

The boys riff on thumbs in  butts, facesitting, and getting head on a  work  call. they also hear about a wild sex ed story from a listener and  figure out if there's anything more horny  than  war horny. Hear the full episode and get instant access to the patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys get silly billy in a Marriot, riffing on chin dildos, nipple clamps, and cumming so  hard you turn into HGTV. They also learn about a singer that literally NFT'ed that coochie and hear from a listener that had an awkward encounter with their sister. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant acccess to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at  www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month free at www.bluechew.com with our promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Crowdhealth for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month free  at www.joincrowdhealth.com/fit with out promo  code  SOCKS. Thanks to Liquid Death for sponsoring this episode. Get free shipping on water and merch at www.LiquidDeath.com/SOCKS

The boys chop it up about getting pounded out by the wizards, how being a Hooters chef would rule, and whether or not they have any hobbies. They also riff on gummy  bear blowjobs and pretending to be color-blind for cool points. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to SKYN for sponsoring this episode. Shop SKYN at www.skyn.com or on Amazon. Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off at www.buyraycon.com/socks Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off at www.manscaped.com/stiff

The boys riff on Trev moving in with his lady, how Blau came on his own  face, and how bees really be simping for the queen. They also learn  about clap cleats  and give some advice to a listener about dealing with  hecklers on stage. Get the full episode, 4 bonus episodes a month, and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The scientists took the show on the road for the first ever live episode of Stiff Socks at the Life Is Beautiful festival in Las Vegas. They riffed on the extreme lack of clothes at music festivals, shitting your pants at coachella, and Lewis and Clarking your asshole. They also talked to some fans about their OF accounts and surveyed the audience about the wildest places they've had sex in public. Get 4 bonnus episodes a month for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Honey for sponsoring this episode. Get Honey for free at www.joinhoney.com/socks Thanks to 3Chi for sponsoring this episode. Get 5% off with promo code SOCKS at www.3chi.com/ Thanks to Skyn for sponsoring this episode. Shop Skyn on Amazon or at www.skyn.com