Stiff Socks

The boys riff on Trevor’s new car, Michael running out of lube on vacation, and how to compliment a cooter. They also hear from a listener that made a big change after the pandemic and try to figure out who the GOAT of getting laid is. Support the boys and get an exclusive extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks Thanks to SKYN for sponsoring this episode. Shop condoms, massagers and more on Amazon, at Walmart, or at https://www.skyn.com Thanks to Backbone for sponsoring this episode. Get FREE access to over 350 console games and perks at https://www.PlayBackbone.com/socks Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 16 free meals and 3 free grifts at https://www.HelloFresh.com/socks16 with code socks16. Thanks to Fum for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your order at https://www.breathefum.com/SOCKS

The boys learn some basic sex ed, discover the world’s largest didldo, and riff on mediocre nuts. They also wonder if electricity is bad and hear from a listener that fucked up some dirty talk. Support the pod, hear the rest of the episode, and get a new bonus ep every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

The boys are joined by comedian Whitney Cummings to talk about the childhood trauma that makes you funnier, modern masculinity, and why incest smells so bad. They also help a listener break some bad news to his brother and learn why Whitney is saving drugs for the nursing home.  Get a bonus episode every Friday and instant access to the bonus episode back catalog for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with a free trial of Stiff Socks+ on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first shipment free at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Shipstation for sponsoring this episode. Get a 60 day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Helix for sponsoring this episode. Get up to $200 off and 2 free pillow at https://www.helixsleep.com/socks Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping with promo code STIFF at https://www.manscaped.com

The boys riff on athletes showing dong on live TV, eating cooter standing up, and jerkin off in hospital parking lots. Plus Theo Von drops in at the end of the episode (53:45) to riff on Monty Lopez boxing Yung Gravy, vaping on planes, and why it’s easy to wish for sex in Louisiana.  Support the boys, get 4 bonus eps a month AND instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/ at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks Thanks to Microdose Gummies for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off your order and free shipping at https://www.microdose.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off at https://www.liquidiv.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to SKYN for sponsoring this episode. Shop condoms, personal massagers and more at https://www.SKYN.com.

The boys riff on step twins, how hangovers can ruin everything, and the economics of feet pics. They also discuss jerkin’ and driving and come up with a wild idea for 10k patrons. Support the boys, hear the full episode AND get 4 bonus eps a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

The boys try VR porn and reminisce on how much harder they had it as young lads. Plus Trev had a wild weekend in Hawaii and Michael be cummin’ in abandoned apartments. They also hear from a listener who jerks off on cruise control and try to figure out what John Mayer’s body count is.  Get your Stiff Socks merch while you still can at https://www.stiffsocksmerch.com.  Support the boys and get 4 bonus eps a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to Microdose Gummies for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off your order at https://www.microdose.com with promo code SOCKS.

The boys riff on making Howcast videos in 2022, wonder how Tom Hanks jerked off on that island, and learn about a couple of twins that married a couple of twins. They also hear from a listener about fingering a girl so good she passes out and decide that shut up is one of the best insults. Support the boys and get 4 bonus eps a month + instant access to 145+ back catalog bonus episodes for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

The boys discuss how Michael tried the cum quick challenge, learn about a secret swinger code for Florida retirees, and decide that most things are a scam. They also hear from a listener that did some digging up the family tree.  Merch drop August 1st! Check @stiffsockspod on Instagram for sneak peeks and get access to the store a day early at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Support the boys and get 4 bonus eps a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks Thanks to Microdose Gummies for sponsoring this episode. Get free shipping and 30% off your first order with code SOCKS at https://www.microdose.com Thanks to FUM for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off at https://www.breathefum.com/SOCKS

The boys buy a sex doll’s only fans account, wonder if Presidents are still sneaking hoes into the Oval Office, and reminisce on mid-pandemic jerk off sessions. They also hear from a listener about sending a cuck on errands and figure out the real reason Snoop Dogg changed his name to Snoop Lion. Hear the full episode AND get 4 bonus eps a month: on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR through Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

The boys are coming at you from the NEW STUDIO to riff on Michael getting wrecked by Ace Hardware, how Trev almost got in a fight in Austin, and whether or not genies have dicks. They also try to figure out Siblings or Dating and hear from a listener who got some awful news from their girlfriend.  Get 4 exclusive episodes a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + at https://www.apple.co/socks Thanks to Shipstation for sponsoring this episode. Get a 60 day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com with promo code SOCKS Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 16 free meals and a free gift at https://www.hellofresh.com/socks16 Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Microdose gummies for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off your order at https://www.microdose.com with promo code SOCKS.