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The boys are back in studio to riff on why pornstars are elite at sexting, Lizzo’s wild lawsuit, and a guy that spent $14k to turn into a border collie. They also hear from a listener that had a run in with a wedding photoshoot and discover the insanity of NPC livestreams. Hear the full episode AND get instant access to 190 bonus eps for $5/month after free trial at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

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One of the most legendary Stiff Socks episodes ever? The boys riff on coming out the womb bibbed up, scheduling cock time, and ASMR girlfriends. They also help a listener having bedroom problems and decide that if you say your car can drift, you better be taking us to Tokyo. Hear the full episode AND get instant access to 190 bonus eps for $5/month after free trial at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

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Michael made some progress in his cuck expedition, so the boys discuss the update. They also riff on hot real estate agents, slender finger fingering, and cumming so hard you giggle. Plus a listener writes in about the difficulties of military deployment and Trev has a hot take about dogs. Hear the full episode AND get instant access to 190 bonus eps for $5/month after free trial at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

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The boys are going international! They riff on their expectations for the trip and decide that Michael might actually die in Europe. They also riff on semen sommeliers, Quentin Tarantino's foot fetish, and hear from a listener about blowing rasberries on cooter. Hear the full episode AND get instant access to 190 bonus eps for $5/month after free trial at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks