Stiff Socks

The boys riff on their worst bag fumbles, how to work backwards from a foot job, and the horniest video game ever made. They also learn about Hollywood Intimacy Coordinators, hear from a listener that banged in the same tent as their family on a camping trip, and decide swiping while horny is a baddddd idea. Hear the full episode AND 4 ad-free bonus eps every month for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod (now on Spotify!) OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts.

Support the pod and get 4 exclusive ad-free episodes for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks Trevor made a hinge account, so the boys yell about the worst dating profile cliches. They also get into Kanye West being banned from Venice, Bad Bunny and his out of control bush, and wearing adult diapers in the bedroom. Plus they hear from a listener that is fine that his girlfriend cheats and decide kissing a frog is insane behavior. Thanks to Fitbod for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off your subscription at Fitbod.me/SOCKS. This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better s*x? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping.  Thanks to Gametime for sponsoring this episode. Download the app and use code SOCKS for $20 off your first purchase. Thanks to Betterhelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to NBA 2K Mobile for sponsoring this episode. Download NBA 2K Mobile FREE and use promo code TATUM2KMOBILE to redeem an exclusive Jason Tatum Pearl Tier Card.

The Got Gecks saga continues?! Plus the boys riff on getting negged on dating apps, getting bricked up at gunpoint, and switching seats on an airplane. They also hear from a listener that got shown up by a manual transmission and find the guy with the worst luck on the dating apps. Hear the full episode AND 4 ad-free bonus eps every month for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod (now on Spotify!) OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts.

Support the pod and get 4 exclusive ad-free episodes for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys riff on “Locks For Love” but for your dick, wearing adult diapers to a Taylor Swift concert, and Michael’s first date at a country music concert. They also discover an insane s*x toy and try to figure out if you could bang George Washington’s teeth out.  Thanks to NextEvo for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off + a FREE bottle of Premium Pure CBD at https://www.NextEvo.com/sock Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% Off and Free Shipping at https://www.manscaped.com with code STIFF

The boys use ChatGPT to generate some AI standup comedy and square off with the AI to see if their careers are gonna be over in 5 years. They also riff on ways to improve the way surgeons do BBL's, figure out why some people are louder in the bedroom, and hear from a listener that never gets horned up. Thanks to NBA 2k Mobile for sponsoring this episode. Download for FREE and use promo code TATUM2KMOBILE for an exclusive Jason Tatum Pearl Tier Card. Thanks to Factor Meals for sponsoring this episode. Get 50% off at https://www.factormeals.com/socks50 with code socks50. Thanks to LiquidIV for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off ANYTHING you order when you use promo code SOCKS at https://www.liquidiv.com Thanks to Prize Picks for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://www.PrizePicks.com/SOCKS and use code SOCKS for a first deposit match up to $100 This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better sex? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping.

Support the pod and get 4 exclusive ad-free episodes for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys are back in studio to hear Michael's joker origin story (it literally might be worse than the wetwet story.) They also get into JO'ing to the phub preview thumbnails, the math behind making nut, and why you should always downplay your d*ck.  Thanks to Goodr for sponsoring this episode. Get free shipping on your order at https://www.goodr.com/SOCKS with code SOCKS. Thanks to Fitbod for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off your subscription at https://www.fitbod.me/socks Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://www.Hellofresh.com/50socks and use code 50socks for 50% off plus free shipping Thanks to Shipstation for sponsoring this episode. Get a free 60 day trial at https://www.shipstation.com/socks Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping with code STIFF at https://www.manscaped.com

The boys are in Ibiza! They riff on how badly they're bombing in Spain, how everyone on the island is a DJ, and how not getting hoes on a boat is actually a good thing. They also hear from a listener who got compared to their brother in the bedroom. SPAIN! SCIENCE! Thanks to Freeze Pipe for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your order at https://www.TheFreezePipe.com Thanks to Gametime for sponsoring this episode. Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code SOCKS for $20 off your first purchase. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.BetterHelp.com/socks Thanks to Shopify for sponsoring this episode. Sign up for a one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://www.shopify.com/socks This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better sex? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping.

The boys are back in studio to riff on why pornstars are elite at sexting, Lizzo’s wild lawsuit, and a guy that spent $14k to turn into a border collie. They also hear from a listener that had a run in with a wedding photoshoot and discover the insanity of NPC livestreams. Hear the full episode AND get instant access to 190 bonus eps for $5/month after free trial at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

Support the pod and get 4 exclusive ad-free episodes for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys are in Amsterdam! They divulge the secrets of the red light district, explain how Michael got so mad he almost flew home, and try to figure out why there are so many beautiful people on bicycles. They also get hammered and hear from a listener about a brand new kind of fleshlight. Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off with code SOCKS at https://www.liquidiv.com

Support the pod and get 4 exclusive ad-free episodes for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks Friends of the pod Yung Gravy & bbno$ hop on the pod to riff with the boys about having sex in a tour bus, learning about the birds and the bees at homeschool, and the dangers of planning threesomes with your girlfriend. Thanks to Shopify for sponsoring this episode. Get a dollar a month trial at https://www.shopify.com with promo code socks Thanks to birddogs for sponsoring this episode. Get a free Yeti style tumbler at https://www.birddogs.com/socks or with promo code socks Thanks to Factor for sponsoring this episode. Get 50% off with promo code socks50 at https://www.factormeals.com/socks50 This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better s*x? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping.