Hamish & Andy

Dive into the warm and buttery world of crumpets as one host investigates regional varieties across Australia. Expect a comedic taste test showdown where Queensland crumpets reign supreme. Meanwhile, hear about an awkward birthday prank gone wrong and enjoy witty banter around apple varieties, featuring the enticing new Bravo apple. The excitement doesn't stop there; a playful game exploring quirky cleaning curiosities adds a fun twist to the mix, making everyday topics delightfully engaging!

Dive into a whimsical world where metaphorical monkeys symbolize life's burdens! The hosts humorously explore how many burdens we carry while tackling confounding ads about smiles and toothpaste. They also unravel the secrets of their Tall Hat Dream Team's WhatsApp chats. From crumpet capers to design dilemmas, they bring laughter to unlikely topics. Join in for a lighthearted reflection on life's responsibilities, along with a playful quest for the fluffiest crumpets across Australia!

Hamish hilariously tackles a listener's desperate plea to avoid helping a friend move. Andy shares a cringe-worthy driving moment, and the duo tries to stump each other in a nostalgic challenge. A comedic showdown features lyrics from Katy Perry and Drake. The charming saga of a borrowed jumper takes a wild turn, while thoughts on hats spark amusing debates. Plus, reflections on a charity event surprise attendees with unexpected bar charges, showcasing the fun side of fundraising.

The hosts dive into a wild array of inventive business ideas, including edible sticky tape and airport haircuts, with their friend Horgs offering humorous critiques. The seemingly simple quest for the World’s Tallest Hat takes unexpected turns as they seek a trustworthy record verification panel. Personal anecdotes flow, contrasting Andy’s spontaneous New York pub visit with Hamish’s peculiar cat show outing. Plus, hilarity ensues as they tackle the ongoing challenge of managing 'Upset Andy' while debating quirky hat preferences.

Hamish introduces a quirky relationship gauge known as the bird test, sparking laughter and mishaps in their attempts to assess relationship dynamics. During a road trip, Andy shares an amusing revelation about Hanson’s 'MMMBop,' while Hamish recounts his bold strategy to outsmart a red light camera. The group engages in a hilarious taste test to uncover whether Doritos' medium salsa is secretly spicier than the hot variant, leading to a lively debate on spice levels and snack pairings.

Join the hilarious journey as the team unveils the quirky geniuses behind the World’s Tallest Hat! Delight in the antics of Extreme Empaths and their outrageous ideas. Meanwhile, discover the baffling saga of why no new dollar coins are gracing their lives despite a year-long quest. The banter turns to ice creams needing a makeover, especially the notorious Chocolate Magnums. Get ready for a blend of whimsy, bureaucracy, and snack critique that promises laughter and surprises!

The hosts dive into a comedic discussion about breaking the World’s Tallest Hat record and the wildly creative suggestions from listeners. A discovery of an ancient parchment sparks intrigue, suggesting Hamish might just be the legendary 'North Man.' On a lighter note, it’s Andy’s Birthday Week, and Hamish is on a mission to 'Pleasure Andy' with delightful audience calls. Their playful banter covers quirky experiences around gardening mishaps and the joys of effective morning routines, creating an entertaining tapestry of humor and nostalgia.

Special Skills Judgment Day has arrived, putting Lari's incredible knee-running skills to the test. Meanwhile, Hamish faces a comically chaotic roach infestation, leading to hilarious pest control tales. The quest for the true Chosen One takes center stage with playful pop culture references. Listeners flood in with ludicrous million-dollar business ideas, sparking lively debates among the hosts. The humor and camaraderie shine as they reflect on competition and absurdity in the entrepreneurial world.

A lively conclave brings together the Chosen Few to battle for the title of the best special skill, infused with humor and suspense. The revealing ceremony, complete with smoke machines, mirrors Vatican rituals while the banter keeps spirits high. Unique talents like knee sprinting and aluminum-tasting spark playful competitions and camaraderie. Amidst all this, reflections on political elections, quirky campaign tactics, and graffiti offer a lighthearted lens on the serious world of voting, making for an entertaining mix of skills and satire.

With a “detective” on standby, Hamish reveals the lab results of the white powder Andy found in the walls of the 1876 house he’s renovating. Andy’s also been accused of wearing the same clothes way too often, which sparks a discussion on how long you can wear certain items of clothing. Hamish shares the tale of the mystery undies, plus we’ve got an update on our upcoming Special Skills Conclave! 1. White powder lab results2. How often should you wash your clothes?3. Chit Chat Champions 4. Mystery undies5. Pre conclave excitement & logistics