Today, this is what's important: Jogger talk, the prince albert peircing, furniture, DVDs, sports movies, Larry King, drunk runs, dusty cums, plumber crack, Slim Goodbody, SNL, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, this is what's important: Chris Kattan, Erik Griffin is getting married, massages, SNL sketches, dicks, the Ninja Turtles, movie villains, dog attacks, the Johnny Depp trial, shaving heads, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, this is what's important: Viral videos, Adam is missing, the pickle-ball dink, fitness, cum, toys, false advertising, Taco salad vs tostada, fast food news, Nic Cage, dick cages, holidays, Pam & Tommy, Paul Schrader films, Lars Van Trier, Ghostbusters, pop stars, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, this is what's important: Luggage talk, best opportunities to kill someone, farts, Adam's biking adventures, crazy stories from the Workaholics days, different ways to smoke weed, half 4/20, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The best of This Is Important from episodes 26 through 30.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, this is what's important: Barenaked Ladies, irony, Hot Topic, mall culture, dating, cheap food, MSG, porn, VHS tapes, Dorf On Golf, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, this is what's important: Energy drinks, Arizona Iced Tea, Sauce, past jobs, jerking off, step-sibling porn, deodorant, jungle juice, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, this is what's important: Kyle's birthday celebrations, losing Adam to tech issues, Blake's hair, Weird Al, Meltdown Comics, Guillermo Del Toro films, David The Gnome, Bob Saget, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, this is what's important: The education system, John Waters, the Porn Hub theme song, Girl's Gone Wild, how to be a billionaire, Tickled, National Lampoon, The Matrix, movie soundtracks, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Topics discussed in this podcast include Kyle's pickleball career, easy sports to get into, how to game the Olympics, Big Fish, the importance of fashion in backyard wrestling, obstacle course races and childhood adventures, a movie featuring a young pop star, aspiring to go pro in unconventional sports, truth and embellishments in a childhood memory, and coin stacking and celebrity look-alikes.