
Your Kickstarter Sucks
Mike Hale and Jesse Farrar comb through the crowdfunding dumpster to tell you what projects are worth supporting with your hard-earned dollar. So far, it's been absolutely nothing, but whether it's a social media website for dogs, a toilet brush that reminds you to drink more water, or 5,000 offensive card games, maybe something will eventually be good!
Latest episodes

Jul 4, 2017 • 1h 14min
Episode 22: America, LLC
Do you remember that movie, Team America? The puppet thing. Alright, well, this episode is not really about that. It's about being a patriot, and loving your country, and surviving a nuclear war, and fidget spinner condoms, and McDonald's, and going hogwild on some damn nuggets. For MORE going hogwild on some damn nuggets, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks and help us build our fallout shelter in the backyard. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jun 27, 2017 • 1h 37min
Episode 21: Tooth Values
It's beef-startin' time! Season 2 chugs along as the boys take aim at all the sacred cows: ride sharing apps, pyramid schemes, and a certain political comedy podcast with, shall we say, lots of people on it. Now that's what we call a family feud! For more on what doctors do with the body parts they have to cut off of sick people, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jun 24, 2017 • 1h 24min
Episode 20: Daniel Day-Lewis Acting School
The run of incredible, exclusive interviews continue as the inimitable Daniel Day-Lewis stops by for a fireside chat with the David Frost of YKS, Jesse Farrar. (Frequent Co-Host Mike makes an appearance sometime later in the program.) What does Day-Lewis want to say to his millions of adoring fans? What's next for the famously reclusive generational talent? Did anyone get a fidget spinner stuck up their ass? For all that and more, listen and subscribe to Your Kickstarter Sucks: The Podcast!And for even MORE, you're gonna want to go over to patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks for the absolute top-tier shit that you can't get anywhere else. Like, primo shit. It rocks. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jun 16, 2017 • 1h 48min
Episode 19: Neil deGrasse Tyson Thinks Spider-Man Is Real
In the thrilling Season 2 premiere of Your Kickstarter Sucks, the boys are Talkin' Tyson on all things Neil deGrasse, considering harassing celebrities over Bluetooth, and discovering the absolute worst that Etsy has to offer all our wonderful fathers on their big day. Worth the wait? Well oh hell yes it was! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jun 7, 2017 • 1h 22min
Episode 18: Mikey the Foot
LIVE from the fabulous YKS Studio II (Mike's closet) comes a wet and wild edition of the podcast we all know and love. This week we've got Garry Anderson in the studio for a take on Bill Maher's Big Whoopsie, an extremely confusing water bottle, and a sneak peek at 2018's biggest blockbuster.For more goof-offs like this, check out our special Bonus episodes at patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks and incredible text-based content at www.yourkickstartersucks.com. Happy suckin! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

May 30, 2017 • 1h 18min
Episode 17: Dead Ape Watch
On this week's episode, the boys recall a time in which jokes were about something other than a gorilla dying, uncover a scandal that will tear apart the webcomic community, and offer to take an African gentleman to church. Plus, these two hockeyheads get into some Puck Talk in advance of the hometown Nashville Predators competing for the best trophy in all of sports: The Hockeyman Puck!For more YKS fun, check out bonus episodes available to subscribers at patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. Or just read our website if you want to. It's www.yourkickstartersucks.com. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

May 24, 2017 • 1h 46min
Episode 16: Firing The Pope
Well, it's a day late but not quite a dollar short, because this special JUMBO edition of the Your Kickstarter Sucks podcast is a hootin' and hollerin' two hours worth of knee-slappin late stage capitalist content. Today, the boys are all in on the death of fidget spinners, the PERFECT (subscription-based) NOTEBOOK, and even more dumb crap no one needs. Plus, your letters and the triumphant return of the JokeBlogger Top Ten!For more great YKS content, check us out on Patreon: patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks and rate/review us on iTunes! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

May 17, 2017 • 1h 21min
Episode 15: Gamer's Delight
The boys come to the table, hat in hand, to apologize...that you were OFFENDED! Just kidding. It's a big dose of reality this week for blanket lovers, gamers, and veterans of foreign wars. Plus, a rousing edition of Real or Fake!Slam it on over to https://www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks for weekly bonus episodes! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

May 10, 2017 • 1h 8min
Episode 14: Dead in Alaska
The boys finally stumble upon the mythological Smart Toaster, induct a new member into the Kickstarters That Don't Suck Club, and dive into politics with an academic discussion of the freaking Cheeto in Chief! Plus, your letters. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

May 1, 2017 • 1h 19min
Episode 13: This Is Not A Joke
Hey guys! This week, the boys get excited about the return of Jeff Goldblum, learn about the economy, and debut The Dookie List on the free show. Go to Patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks to support the show and get bonus episodes! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.