Your Kickstarter Sucks

It's time to talk about Kanye West. Just kidding. Or, I don't know, maybe. Do it on your own time. This is about other stuff. For example: remembering the "Internet as a series of tubes" guy, who is now dead, why our sons hate making deals, 5th Dimensional Shifts, and VUDU Gift Cards. Plus, the complete guide to growing taters in space, and a couple letters for good measure.For more thoughts on which characters in movies should ultimately be named Tom Cruise, head on over to The Flat Earth Network at www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. Especially if you're a big fan of Vancouver-based stand-up comedians.Music for this episode of YKS is provided by:Twitter's @lydiaburrellDrew Toothpaste (www.theworstthingsforsale.com)and the one and only Mark Brendle. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Best friends gather round the communal iPod, it's time once again for Your Kickstarter Sucks! On today's blister-packed episode, the boys are talkin' MySpace's enormous data hoard, YKSchella, a review of Marvelous (Infinite) War, baby necks, Syria's billboards, and stabbing a....panda????!!!????? Unbelievable! Plus, Mike debuts his highly anticipated Bernie Sanders impression and we read your letters.For more ass crimes, check out Patreon.com/YourKickstarterSucks. There's more episodes on there. It's a finite amount of them, but I don't think that makes them bad necessarily. Music for this episode of YKS is provided courtesy of:Drew Toothpaste of www.theworstthingsforsale.comTwitter's @lydiaburrelland Maniac Mark Brendle Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

52 episodes...52 cards in a deck, not including the jokers. But lucky for you, this show DOES count the jokers. And there's two of 'em (they're the hosts). On this instant classic episode of YKS, Mike and Jesse riff on the saddest part of loved ones dying, sleeping in the trash, bodies falling apart, bulletproof backpack scumbags and covering cat assholes. Plus, Mike reveals his secret Juggalo past, and the boys debut a new segment: The Kitty Kat Two Pack.For more idea on what to take with you into the teleportation machine from The Fly, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. There's some stuff on there, and it is nice.Music for this episode of YKS is courtesy of: Twitter's @LydiaBurrell, Drew Toothpaste of www.theworstthingsforsale.com, and the highly functional Mark Brendle. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's Episode 51 of Your Kickstarter Sucks! Featuring: Jesse's triumphant return, Mike's new age, the 24 hour poem and reasons you don't improvise a campaign video, Time Swapping, the calm, calm west, and that one Justin Timberlake flick, do you remember it?For more blankets for old people, head on over to www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks and sign up for YKS Premium. YKS Premium -- "Not bad"!Music for YKS is courtesy of Twitter's @LydiaBurrell, Drew Toothpaste of www.theworstthingsforsale.com, and the powerful Mark Brendle. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A celebratory and transformative episode of YKS. For more jokes that don't pay off in the episode, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. We're still doing that, even though the title of this episode makes it seem like we aren't.Music for this episode of YKS is courtesy Twitter's @LydiaBurrell, Drew Toothpaste of www.TheWorstThingsForSale.com, and the remarkable Mark Brendle. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Drive time podcast heads, YKS is comin' at ya full blast with both barrels blazin! This week we've got a terrific haggis recipe, a recap of the Indiana Jones geography, intense Chuck "Lore", and more beard opinions than I frankly cared to hear. For more on casual uncle relationships and to be entered into a chance to win prizes in The YKS Gadget Hole, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. Lots of bonus stuff on there, and it's pretty good. Not as good as Martin, but still good.Music for YKS is courtesy of: Twitter's @LydiaBurrell, Drew Toothpaste (www.theworstthingsforsale.com), and the incorrigible Mark Brendle. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Episode 48. Just two more til we're done! On this week's show, Mike "Mikeman" Hale and Jesse Farrar aka "Two Kicks" are talking lookbook explainers, coffee time trials, phone phreakers, and whether there are any stores in Italy? Plus, a listener has a bone to pick with us over something other than our inflammatory comments on social media. Sorry about those, by the way.For more types of cup, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks, where a bunch of bonus episodes are just sitting around with their thumb up their ass. And if you'd like a shirt, they're at shop.yourkickstartersucks.com. They're pretty good shirts, also. Music for this episode of YKS is courtesy of: @LydiaBurrell on Twitter, Drew Toothpaste (www.theworstthingsforsale.com) and the muscular Mark Brendle. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this week's episode, delayed out of respect for the Presidents or whatever, the boys are talkin' skinhead lawyers, U2 Cables, living for eternity, gravitrons, My Shittiest Halloween......and twins!!! Plus, Mike takes on Nigeria and we read your letters. For more on how to send yourself into the future using various capsules, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. It's basically your guide to becoming immortal.Music for this episode of YKS is courtesy: @LydiaBurrell, Drew Toothpaste (www.theworstthingsforsale.com) and the Illustrious Mark Brendle. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You already know who it is!!!!!! Mike and Jesse are yammerin and stammerin all about who won the Big Gadget Hole Prize (it's Greg), why the homeless hate tech, whether or not brains have electricity, and so much more, but not too much more in a way that's annoying. Plus, we've got Mike's Big Game wrap-up and several angry voicemails from conservatives. Please enjoy the show. And if not, remember, this is the free one, so it's not even really supposed to be that good.Music for this episode of YKS is courtesy of @LydiaBurrell, Drew Toothpaste (www.theworstthingsforsale.com) and the one and only Mark Brendle. Special Thanks to Lyndon B Johnson and George Brett (RIP if they're dead) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's Episode 45 and the hitmakers are back, baby! Oh you thought we were talking about your man's podcast? Foh! Foh. On this week's nearly-two-hour episode, the boys are talkin' whether chefs and panhandlers should switch titles, the worst way to watch a movie, and whether or not a Mike poops in the woods. For more intimate (and sortable!) shower data, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. For links to the kickstarters featured in today's episode, head on over to yourkickstartersucks.comMusic for this episode is courtesy of Twitter's Lydia Burrell, Drew Toothpaste (www.theworstthingsforsale.com), and the fabulous Mark Brendle. This episode is sponsored by Da Share Z0ne's very first board game, The Devil's Level. Support the game at http://kck.st/2BigRF7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.