Your Kickstarter Sucks

Well it's kind of busy over here today so I'm gonna do a short one of these. Today on YKS we got an update on becoming Real Hollywood Celebrities, and we got 6 Kickstarters to talk about, and we have a story about going to the store. So I hope you enjoy that and we will talk to you next week. Music for YKS is courtesy of the Hell Yeah Babies, Craig Dickman, Howell Dawdy, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. For more YKS, check out YKS Premium on Patreon. This week, we have the incredible conclusion of Jesseuary, as Chris James (Not Even A Show, you might have read about it in the damn AV Club) joins to discuss Jesse Movie MVP Keanu Reeves' take on the "weird smoking man saves world" genre, Constantine. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Did like 20 minutes on bananas for this one. Running out of shit to say? No, we are simply scratching the surface of our agricultural and horticultural information base. So, not only all that good stuff, but also: a candle that lights itself (?), a leap forward in toilet cleaning technology, and a very timely movie-based board game.Music for YKS is courtesy of The Hell Yeah Babies, Craig Dickman, Howell Dawdy, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.This week, Jesseuary: Salute to Bad Films continues on YKS Premium, as we are joined by small weirdo Stefan Heck (Blocked Party, Go Off Kings) to review a movie that I'm not even sure I like: The Happytime Murders!Plus, if you haven't already got one, go grab a shirt at the YKS Store. It took a long ass time to set that shit up so help me out and go look at it please. Get the tiny minimalist RFID blocking wallet out folks! Ya won't regret it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sometimes ya just gotta shut the fuck up. Except when you have to do a podcast for work, since it's your job now. So we're talking about some classic Twitter bullshit, things that are kind of jokes and kind of not, bad parenting, and our Minority Report future. Lot of this stuff is "not for me", but maybe you'll like it?? Hell I don't know.Music for YKS is courtesy of the Hell Yeah Babies, Craig Dickman, Howell Dawdy, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.Over at YKS Premium, Jessuary continues! This week, we have a nice little intermission episode before we get back to the wonderful schlock we all know and love, so hop in there and listen to us talk about movie treats and update the What the Fund project with our next campaign. Next week, back to more crap!This episode of YKS is sponsored by Manscaped. For 20% off and free shipping, go to Manscaped.com and use promo code YKS. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on YKS...we need more emails! An update on the O'Cock Watch! And more! Here are some of the suggestions our Discord gave for the title of the (as yet unheard) episode when I asked: No Signal Mountain 2, Pee Pee Poo Poo, Another One, Breakfast Soup 2, etc. Glad I went with this one. Much better. Music for YKS is courtesy of the Hell Yeah Babies, Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Additional Research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.For more YKS, check out YKS Premium over on Patreon! February is Jesseuary on YKS Premium, where we're taking a look at some unsung classics with some of our favorite friends. Last week, we tackled one of the great Jesse Movies of all time, Pacific Rim, with the great Greg Pollock, and this week we keep the pedal to the (silver!) metal with writer Dan O'Sullivan and the erstwhile Dark Universe fantasy romp Van Helsing. $5 a month gets ya the whole thing plus whatever else we think of, so consider doing that and supporting the program. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Here's a family fun idea: listening to YKS! This week on the show we got some cat stuff, some phone stuff, some Trump stuff, and some sports stuff. Remember the Hulk Hogan sex tape? Remember the Masked Singer? Remember VTech? Remember breathing trash gas? We kind of do, for some of it, and for evidence look no further than this episode of the program. Music for YKS is courtesy of the Hell Yeah Babies, Craig Dickman, Howell Dawdy, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. And hey! Remember the 12 Davids of Lynchmas? The very special series discussing and analyzing the surrealist works of the influential auteur David Lynch? Well we're doing it again, except this time it's about stupid action movies and fart comedies. That's right, it's Jesseuary on YKS Premium! Head on over now, plunk down your $5 and get ready to laugh and cry and fart with JF, DB, some crazy monsters, and a few very special guests. This week's episode: Pacific Rim with our friend Greg (@weedguy420boner). This guy's so smart he probably has a secondary brain in his ass. Check it out! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's YKS, we got some bad Kickstarters gang. Sound familiar? Plus, JF learns a weightlifting lesson and finds a new favorite Kickstarter. And Mike is there as well (didn't write down any notes on what he said but you know it's good. That's Mike baby! What about Baby Mike, like Baby Yoda? That could be something cool. A little Mike in a floating orb. I've only seen the first episode of the show but the baby is floating in an orb. Let's get one for Mike.) Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Wow!For more YKS BULLSHIT check out YKS Premium on Patreon. $5 a month ain't shit...come on. You won't miss it! Plus, next month: Jesseuary! A celebration of Jesse Movies, all month long. Check it out. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dog poop...man's most hated enemy. Will we ever vanquish this eternal foe? Or will we be overwhelmed and consumed by its hot stink? Plus, unnecessary laundry hacks, multiple water bottle solutions, and the return of an old friend. It's yet another YKS, right now, on your phone while you're trying to go to sleep! Goodnight!Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. For more YKS, check us out on Patreon. That's where we got all the premium episodes. $5 a month, and there's gonna be 4 of em a month. Last month we watched the films of David Lynch, this month we're sitting around and goofing off, and next month we're doing something else cool. That is a very acceptable amount of things to do, I think!This week's episode of YKS is sponsored by Manscaped. Use promo code YKS at check-out to get 20% off and free shipping on your order. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

YouTube finally corners JF...Mike mourns the innocence of his favorite show, Investigate Discovery...talking to your cyber security service (hey, they called me!), the anti-porno phone and more. Seems like a lot for one show, but somehow we get it all in and have about 90 more minutes to say "how's it going" and "what's up". Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. More great goofs and jokes are available in the 60 minute format at the YKS Premium Patreon page. But you wouldn't want none of that, would ya? Well???Also you heard it in the ad, but we do have YKS Merch available as well. Put it on, wear it, wash it, whatever. Up to you! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We got a hell of a thing here gang: fresh off a big fancy plane from fabulous Hollywood California, comedy writer Nick Ciarelli joins us in studio for an all-new JokeBlogger Top 10 and the first ever (?) 3-man 6-Pack! Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.For more YKS, check out YKS Premium. If this link still doesn't work, just go to Patreon and search for YKS Premium. Same thing but they invented links to make it easier to go to places. Sometimes the websites don't make them work though. So that's pretty unfortunate. Hope it's not costing us any money! Haha. Anyway. We're still doing the show there. So thanks for going to it. See ya next week bye. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Let's leave getting cake mixes delivered to you every month, backpack advertising, family exploiting content grinds, diaper schemes, texting other drivers, and lunchboxes of the future in 2019, alright gang?!?Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.For the entire 12 Davids of Lynchmas series, including music by Mark Brendle and Cuggy, check out the YKS Premium Patreon page. If you already do, thanks! That rocks.Check out Nick's stuff at @NickCiarelli on Twitter, on the latest Comedy Bang Bang (#1 episode of the year...damn), or his UCB show, Atlantic City! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.