

2 Broke Twimbos
Phil Chard & Danny that Guy
What do you get when you combine two Zimbabweans with absolutely no financial muscle nor any real life influence? When all they possess is body odour & Twitter accounts? Welcome to 2 Broke Twimbos.
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Jul 5, 2024 • 2h 22min
The Travel and Tributes Episode
Put out a flyer and host a welcome-back dinner for us because Dan & Phil return to the podcast after a brief hiatus! There’s a lot to catch up on, from a review of the BET Awards, to the furore surrounding Madam Boss attending, and even a conversation on nepotism after Saweetie asked people to stop calling her a nepo baby. We even have leftovers from last week about Tyla on The Breakfast Club, and very important questions about selling feet and snitching. Enjoy!Chapters: 00:09:06 - Intro 00:40:03 - ADIB00:42:31 - BET AWARDS REVIEW01:07:19 - Breaking down Madam Boss attending the BETs 01:26:15 - Tyla winning BET Awards and what it means01:29:28 - Tyla on The Breakfast Show Interview Controversy01:57:40 - Saweetie on Nepotism 02:16:54 - OutroSubscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link:2BT LinkPlease rate and review, and support us on Patreon!

Jun 21, 2024 • 2h 6min
The Cheese and Mustard Episode
Dan & Phil are back again with another episode of the only podcast to be entirely funded by a presidential goat scheme. In this new episode, Dan & Phil review the iconic Ken & Friends Pop Out Concert that streamed live on Amazon Prime and broke light-skinned OVO hearts all around the world. Then Dan & Phil review Carpe Diem, the DJ Festival they both attended over the weekend while making excuses for DJs that play All I Do Is Win. Also, be media literate! Enjoy!Timestamps: 00:04:50 - Intro00:09:05 - KEN & FRIENDS POP OUT SHOW REVIEW01:31:36 - Carpe Diem & Redefined Shows Review01:58:58 - OutroSubscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link:2BT LinkPlease rate and review, and support us on Patreon!

Jun 12, 2024 • 2h 6min
The Pop Out And Show Figures Episode
When you find yourself in a predicament, just remember: WWDC - What Would Dan Conclude? The 2 Broke Twimbos are back one more gain with a brand new episode of your favourite secretly recorded conversation masquerading as a podcast. They break down Apple entering the AI game, King Kandoro’s Properganda Tour, and what’s with Ster Kinekor closing? Enjoy!Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link:2BT LinkPlease rate and review, and support us on Patreon!

Jun 8, 2024 • 1h 18min
The 3 Pedy Body Problem Episode
Guess who’s back, guess who’s back, guess who’s back, guess who’s back, na na na… The 2 Broke Twimbos return to another episode of fun and funkiness. Once again, we are here to celebrate a new dinosaur species found in Zimbabwe (no, not in cabinet), to analyze the history of Eminem, and to give you the back story you didn’t know you needed for your favourite TV shows. Enjoy!Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link:2BT LinkPlease rate and review, and support us on Patreon!

May 31, 2024 • 2h 3min
The Cellmates and Cellulite Episode
Comrades, opps and fans of comedy, welcome to another episode of your favourite podcast to play while heading to a protest. Dan & Phil have both unfortunately watched Ultimatum: South Africa, they introspect on the impressive run by Learnmore Jonasi on America’s Got Talent, and what makes hip-hop hip-hop? Also, how far with Diddy’s investigation? Another episode for you to enjoy!Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link:2BT LinkPlease rate and review, and support us on Patreon!

May 24, 2024 • 2h 8min
The She Is Not Your Flavour Episode
Ah look, another week and another reason not to trust your favourite celebrities. The 2 Broke Twimbos have a lot to speak about in a brand new episode of your favourite podcast to listen to while excavating your underground bunker for the apocalypse. From the heavy video exposing Diddy (surely we all already knew?) to music lists from Apple Music, Spotify and Viberate which had a list of the top streaming artists in Zimbabwe to more news about AI… not good news. But a good episode, enjoy! Chapters: 00:08:26 - Intro00:12:22 - ADIB00:27:37 - Follow Up on last episode - AI00:48:11 - Disturbing Diddy video and his “apology”00:55:57 - Trigger Warning Graphic Description of events01:27:10 - Apple Top 100 List01:38:30 - Spotify Greatest Songs of the streaming era01:41:15 - Viberate Zim top artists list01:47:55 - Movies & TV01:58:40 - Girlfest Review01:59:36 - New Music 02:05:22 - OutroSubscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link:2BT LinkPlease rate and review, and support us on Patreon!

May 17, 2024 • 1h 58min
The UltimAItum Episode
It’s a new world order, so you get a new episode of your favourite non-problematic, only mildly toxic podcast, Dan & Phil are back, and fear not non-rap fans! This time we talk only very little about the aftermath of Drake vs Kendrick. Dan & Phil delve into the things that made you love them in the first place, your bread & butter issues like black samurai in 16th century Japan (s/o Tongai Chirisa!), conferences for developers from both OpenAI & Google and how they’ve probably already changed your life, and most importantly, how to reliably and ethically make sure that the person you’re dating is ready for marriage. Enjoy!Chapters: 00:05:20 - Intro00:14:01 - The Ultimatum SA… what???!00:29:47 - How can we get rid of Pep Guardiola00:32:25 - ADIB - Tongayi Chirisa, Makho Ndlovu, Tems00:53:19 - Follow Up on the last episode - The aftermath of the Drake & Kendrick beef01:17:34 - OpenAI & Google launch updated versions of their AI tools01:43:03 - Movies & TV - X-Men 9701:49:26 - New Music01:17:34 - OutroSubscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link:2BT LinkPlease rate and review, and support us on Patreon!

May 8, 2024 • 3h 9min
The Rhymery Of A Mad Black Man Episode
Everyone take a breath! What a week it's been for fans of rap, and the 2 Broke Twimbos have an extra bumper episode to wrap up (hopefully) what has been the most epic hip-hop battle of our adult lives. Enjoy an utterly unbiased and objective analysis of Drake's absolute evisceration at the hands of Kendrick Lamar, and ultimately, a podcast that sounds like it was produced by DJ Mustard himself. Enjoy!Chapters: 00:03:27 - Intro00:08:36 - ADIB00:09:46 - Follow Up on last episode - Tik Tok & UMG Agreement00:18:53 - DRAKE VS KENDRICK LAMAR FULL BEEF REVIEW03:01:46 - OutroSubscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link:2BT LinkPlease rate and review, and support us on Patreon!

May 2, 2024 • 2h 15min
The More Layered Episode
This week Dan and Phil return with an episode that is straight fire Crodie! They welcome Rumbi and Amanda - the hosts of the Its Layered podcast to discuss cultural representation and what having people like Bruk Brooke representing the country on a global scale means.They also deliver a hot off-the-presses review of Kendrick Lamar’s response to Drake titled “euphoria” and boy is it a doozy. We also get into a number of discussions and review some new music too. We also discuss Zimbabwean accents going global and a lot more.Chapters & Topics00:08:30 - Intro00:11:28 - ADIB - Africans Doing It Big: The Chishiri Brothers & Kabza De Small 00:15:08 - Review of euphoria00:37:03 - AI use in music 00:39:09 - Taylor Swift’s Album release 00:53:52 - The TikTok ban in the USA 00:59:30 - Tech Ombudsmen01:05:53 - Chris Brown vs Quavo01:16:49 - Miss Universe Zim finalists out01:42:02 - Movies & TV01:56:34 - New Music02:07:34 - Outro Music by Indigo Saint and Takura - GirlsSubscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link:2BT LinkPlease rate and review, and support us on Patreon!

Apr 24, 2024 • 2h 15min
The Generate A Drumplay Episode
Fear not, ye may celebrate anon for a brand new episode of thine favourite podcast arriveth. Dan & Phil introduce theme songs for the podcast in various genres, using their keen musical ears and creative abilities before delving into the discussions you know and love them for, like who’s winning the hip-hop beef (for only 15min I promise), Taylor Swift’s incredible first week of her album, women’s sport and the pay discrepancy, and a recap of the weekend’s activities like Unplugged. Of course, tech is ombudsed, and music is played. Enjoy!Chapters: 00:08:30 - Intro00:11:28 - ADIB - Africans Doing it Big00:15:08 - Revisiting the Drake Vs Kendrick beef00:37:03 - Dan & Phil discuss AI use in music and Drake seemingly cosigning AI in rap beef 00:39:09 - Taylor Swift Album released and breaking records first week00:53:52 - Dan & Phil on the continued onslaught on Tik Tok with recent EU pressure on the app00:59:30 - Big Tech's bet on AI 01:05:53 - Chris Brown vs Quavo Beef01:16:49 - Miss Universe Zim finalists out01:20:20 - Grimes Coachella set01:22:34 - Dan & Phil discuss Caitlyn Clark and WNBA earnings01:38:34 - Weekend events review01:42:02 - Movies & TV01:56:34 - New Music02:07:34 - OutroSubscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link:2BT LinkPlease rate and review, and support us on Patreon!