

2 Broke Twimbos
Phil Chard & Danny that Guy
What do you get when you combine two Zimbabweans with absolutely no financial muscle nor any real life influence? When all they possess is body odour & Twitter accounts? Welcome to 2 Broke Twimbos.
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Oct 4, 2025 • 2h 7min
The Whoa Whacked Wicket Episode
Another week, another set of insanity from the internet. Dan & Phil are back with a fresh new episode of the Zim podcast that was voted most likely to cause an introduction of Podcast Tax into Zim law. There’s a lot to discuss, from the absolutely insane back & forth by y’all’s favs on Twitter, to a discussion about Tiwa Savage apologizing on behalf of Tyla, Tocky Vibes announcing a 60-track album release?? Kai Cenat hitting 1 million subscribers, the release of Sora 2 and a whole lot more. Enjoy! Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link:2BT LinkPlease rate and review, and support us on Patreon!

Sep 27, 2025 • 1h 43min
The Payball Episode
Another week, another episode of the only podcast available in the interpreter’s earpieces of the UN General Assembly! Dan & Phil did not get raptured, so they dive into some news from this week, like Silent Killer forgetting to charge his phone and therefore not being able to attend his show in the UK (allegedly), Ras Pompy starting an underground illicit substance empire to rival Pablo Escobar, the multi-million dollar record deal for AI Artist Xania Monet, the upcoming South African Kanye West concert and more! Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link:2BT LinkPlease rate and review, and support us on Patreon!

Sep 19, 2025 • 1h 51min
The Leaps and Hounds Episode
It’s been another week of absolutely normal behaviour across board on the internet, honestly, 10/10’s all round for everyone, you’ve really shown the best of humanity. We cap it off with a brand new episode of your favourite true crime podcast, Dan & Phil are back to give flowers to our Zimbabwean athletes at the World Athletics Championships in Tokyo, to pay a little bit of attention to the news that is newsing in America, and to discuss why some people may be moving to Zimbabwe in search of a better life. It’s a good one, enjoy!Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link:2BT LinkPlease rate and review, and support us on Patreon!

Sep 12, 2025 • 1h 49min
The Crash and Spawn Episode
As we don our freshly cleaned apolojersies Dan and Phil come back to you to deliver another incredible episode of the only podcast where you can pocket watch some of the country’s biggest stars from the comfort of your own home. This week, the duo discuss Amos Chinodakufa's Shona film, "The Kairos 5," debuting on Apple TVHwinza getting stuck up abroad, That thing that happened in Utah, A call to Holy 10’s unofficial representativeNew iPhone 17 lineupThe Snitch Awards How much South Africa spends on gambling and moreSubscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link:2BT LinkPlease rate and review, and support us on Patreon!

Sep 6, 2025 • 1h 9min
The Due Divergence Episode
All aboard ma comrades! Welcome to the latest luxury edition of your favourite podcast that feels like you’re sitting in your grandma’s lounge, complete with room divider and doilies. Dan & Phil follow up on the Russian Alabuga Start Program scandal with SA influencers, before having candid conversations about the luxury train announced in Zim. There are cricketers to celebrate, and shady business to expose; a lot for you to enjoy in this one!Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available, and keep up with all things 2BT via this link:2BT LinkPlease rate and review, and support us on Patreon!

Aug 30, 2025 • 1h 57min
The Overturned Banana Episode
For those of you not able to make it to the Agricultural Show, fear not! Brand new episode of your favourite podcast (not endorsed by any celebrities) out now, happy weekend! Dan & Phil start by tackling the crazy situation around the Russian work program being promoted by South African influencers like Cyan Boujee. They tackle the problem of online betting in Zimbabwe (and frankly the rest of the world), and as tech ombudsman, they discuss cutting-edge technology like park benches. And Google’s Nano Banana.Enjoy!Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available, and keep up with all things 2BT via this link:2BT LinkPlease rate and review, and support us on Patreon!

Aug 22, 2025 • 1h 12min
The Abscond With Our Log Drum Episode
Unlike others, Dan and Phil are here just in time for the weekend, even when they were not booked to appear! This week, the dynamic duo discuss sports balls, feeding Dan’s ego and tackles a tough listener email.We follow up on last week’s episode with updates from a few South African artists, we then tackle why women are not being booked for Hip Hop shows, streaming payouts and the new 2BT book club!! Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link:2BT LinkPlease rate and review, and support us on Patreon!

Aug 15, 2025 • 1h 40min
The Colour De Love Episode
Short week but a full episode on your favourite podcast to listen to if your kombi happens to crash into the walls at State House. Dan & Phil are back to talk about some of the stuff that happened this week, like Tyla’s first week sales being a thing for some reason, Emtee’s DM’s and Dubai chocolates! The perspicacious pair then phone Chucknosis, the man behind Fiesta Fiesta who gives an impassioned explanation as to why Young Stunna failed to turn up to the show and the riots that ensued. Enjoy!Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link:2BT LinkPlease rate and review, and support us on Patreon!

Aug 8, 2025 • 1h 59min
The Hari Pota and The Head of Stone Episode
Brand new weekend, brand new episode! Dan & Phil dust off last week's woes to talk about the things others are talking about. Like the legality of witchcraft. And podcasts insulting coloured people in South Africa. And "cancel culture" on the internet. And more stuff like romantasy novels (what?) Anyways, enjoy!Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link:2BT LinkPlease rate and review, and support us on Patreon!

Jul 25, 2025 • 1h 40min
The Cancellation Fee Episode
Dive into a lively discussion on navigating work-life balance and salary expectations in Zimbabwe. Celebrate the Sables' historic win in the Rugby Africa Cup and explore Roc Nation's commitment to emerging African talent. The hosts dissect the unexpected cancellation of 'The Late Show with Stephen Colbert' and the changing landscape of late-night television. Plus, get the scoop on the new Superman movie and its potential to reshape the DC Universe. The banter is as entertaining as the topics are diverse!