

2 Broke Twimbos
Phil Chard & Danny that Guy
What do you get when you combine two Zimbabweans with absolutely no financial muscle nor any real life influence? When all they possess is body odour & Twitter accounts? Welcome to 2 Broke Twimbos.
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Aug 22, 2025 • 1h 12min
The Abscond With Our Log Drum Episode
Unlike others, Dan and Phil are here just in time for the weekend, even when they were not booked to appear! This week, the dynamic duo discuss sports balls, feeding Dan’s ego and tackles a tough listener email.We follow up on last week’s episode with updates from a few South African artists, we then tackle why women are not being booked for Hip Hop shows, streaming payouts and the new 2BT book club!! Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link:2BT LinkPlease rate and review, and support us on Patreon!

Aug 15, 2025 • 1h 40min
The Colour De Love Episode
Short week but a full episode on your favourite podcast to listen to if your kombi happens to crash into the walls at State House. Dan & Phil are back to talk about some of the stuff that happened this week, like Tyla’s first week sales being a thing for some reason, Emtee’s DM’s and Dubai chocolates! The perspicacious pair then phone Chucknosis, the man behind Fiesta Fiesta who gives an impassioned explanation as to why Young Stunna failed to turn up to the show and the riots that ensued. Enjoy!Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link:2BT LinkPlease rate and review, and support us on Patreon!

Aug 8, 2025 • 1h 59min
The Hari Pota and The Head of Stone Episode
Brand new weekend, brand new episode! Dan & Phil dust off last week's woes to talk about the things others are talking about. Like the legality of witchcraft. And podcasts insulting coloured people in South Africa. And "cancel culture" on the internet. And more stuff like romantasy novels (what?) Anyways, enjoy!Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link:2BT LinkPlease rate and review, and support us on Patreon!

Jul 25, 2025 • 1h 40min
The Cancellation Fee Episode
Dive into a lively discussion on navigating work-life balance and salary expectations in Zimbabwe. Celebrate the Sables' historic win in the Rugby Africa Cup and explore Roc Nation's commitment to emerging African talent. The hosts dissect the unexpected cancellation of 'The Late Show with Stephen Colbert' and the changing landscape of late-night television. Plus, get the scoop on the new Superman movie and its potential to reshape the DC Universe. The banter is as entertaining as the topics are diverse!

Jul 18, 2025 • 1h 52min
The Clipsemas Episode
Fear not, the pod is back, and check the metadata, there is definitely not 2minutes and 53 seconds that's missing from this footage! Dan & Phil link up again to share their expert opinions on CEO & HR's business, Gen Z business, and yt people's business. They have thoughts as well on some of the things that have happened in the past week, like Holy Ten apologizing, Winky D using Fabrizio Romano to announce his new album/show, and the new Clipse album. “The” Clipse? Ah just enjoy the episode! Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link:2BT LinkPlease rate and review, and support us on Patreon!

Jun 30, 2025 • 2h 5min
The Pheeling Dantion Episode with Tinto
Our bad about the delay, we were in Marvin’s Room, but the 2 Broke Twimbos are back, and they brought the infamous Tinto with them on this episode of the pod, the host of the breakup podcast The Feeling Station. That’s right, it’s a crossover episode baby! Dan & Phil recover from telling their own breakup stories on Tinto’s podcast by discussing some relationship-based trending stories, like Tyla attending that kid’s Matric Dance, or baby mama drama on the TL before they get caught up in relationship conversations, and share some of the anonymous breakup stories shared by listeners. It’s a fire one, enjoy!Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link:2BT LinkPlease rate and review, and support us on Patreon!

Jun 21, 2025 • 1h 32min
The Golden Guffaw Episode
The weapons formed against us shall not prosper (more than they are already doing). Dan & Phil are back with a new episode, if there's stuff you notice, eyes front and mind ya business! Zimbabweans in film, the "no intervention" policy in wildlife filmmaking, various entertainment and music stories from Zim and abroad, expensive photographers, Tyler Perry, and... the new Superman movie. Enjoy!Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link:2BT LinkPlease rate and review, and support us on Patreon!

Jun 13, 2025 • 2h 11min
The Betting On pAIn Episode
Go on ahead and invite us into your house please, the 2 Broke Twimbos are back again with something new new. Dan & Phil take a sombre moment to address some of the tragedies that seem to be coming thick and fast these days, like the Air India flight crash or the floods in the Eastern Cape in South Africa. But the show does go on, the pair review the BET Awards and share some real talk about Madam Boss's presence there. They also talk Timbaland starting A-Pop (look it up) and AI when it comes to creative content in general. TLDR: We're cooked. Oh and Sinners, and Mountainhead and loads of stuff, enjoy! Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link:2BT LinkPlease rate and review, and support us on Patreon!

Jun 6, 2025 • 2h 5min
The Break Ups And Shake Ups Episode
After a brief break, the boys are back! Get ready for in-depth analyses on celebrity break-ups, political break-ups and all kinds of shake-ups. Plus, Dan has stories from his vacation, and bonus! Prepare to be educated about dangerous dogs! EnjoySubscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link:2BT LinkPlease rate and review, and support us on Patreon!

May 17, 2025 • 1h 50min
The Maximise Your Leverage Episode
‘Ello there fellow innits and +44s! As of next week, this podcast will be focused solely on the care worker industry, with tips and tricks on how best to get a geriatric patient to stop calling you slurs while you try to give her medication. Until then, our dialogue is focused on the riveting topics of streaming services, bad reviews about sadza spots in Harare, why artists can't get paid for their work, and upcoming events. Dan will also be away for the next few weeks, so if you would like to host an episode of the podcast, hit us up!! No, seriously, please hit us up, we need the help. Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link:2BT LinkPlease rate and review, and support us on Patreon!