

God Awful Movies
Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC
Eli Bosnick, Heath Enwright, and Noah Lugeons team up for a weekly attempt to prove that if god existed, his PR couldn't possibly be this bad.
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Aug 27, 2019 • 1h 54min
210: Overcomer
This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Overcomer; the latest Kendrick brothers offering that leaves us longing for the competent acting of Kirk Cameron.
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Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

Aug 20, 2019 • 1h 54min
209: Come What May
This week, Andrew Torrez joins the gang for an atheist review of "Come What May", the story of a fake law school losing a fake competition with fake arguments.
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Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

Aug 13, 2019 • 1h 7min
208: 7 Reasons
This week, guest masochist Anna Bosnick joins us for an atheist review of "7 Reasons"; the story of Ray Comfort getting college students to say "sure whatever" as a condition of him leaving them alone.
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If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

Aug 6, 2019 • 1h 28min
207: Shark Exorcist
This week, we team up to review Shark Exorcist, a movie about a shark that isn't an exorcist, and an exorcist that isn't a shark.
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Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

Jul 30, 2019 • 1h 47min
206: Amerigeddon (Live from Virginia Beach)
This week, we take the show on the road to sunny Virginia Beach to watch the things Alex Jones would have nightmares about if the amphetamine-soaked juice box liners let him sleep.
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If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

Jul 23, 2019 • 2h 5min
205: Deadly Attraction
On this week's episode, we might just find a new worst movie.
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Hear more from Cecil on Cognitive Dissonance.
If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

Jul 16, 2019 • 1h 43min
204: The Mystical Laws
On this week's episode, Mark from the How to Heretic podcast (listen here) joins us to desperately try to convince you this is all what really happened in the movie.
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If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

Jul 9, 2019 • 1h 36min
203: Beyond and Back
This week, Eli and Heath team up with special guest Jonathan Jarry for an atheist review of "Beyond and Back" ... the story of how almost dying proves that Jesus Christ is our lord and savior. Disclaimer: Don't almost die. And don't do anything similar to that.
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You can find Jonathan on Twitter here: https://twitter.com/crackedscience
His podcast is The Body of Evidence: http://bodyofevidence.ca/podcast
All of his science work is accessible here: https://jonathanjarry.com
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If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

Jul 2, 2019 • 59min
202: Father, Son, and Holy Moses
This week, Eli and Noah team up for an atheist review of "Father, Son, and Holy Moses", the story of a Christian improv class with a camera saying "You know what's funny? Jews."
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Come see us live in Virginia Beach! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-virginia-beach-tickets-63066905813
If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

Jun 25, 2019 • 1h 26min
201: How Rare a Possession
This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "How Rare a Possession", the story of the world's third least rare possession, which somehow manages to be its least valuable.
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If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/