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Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC
Eli Bosnick, Heath Enwright, and Noah Lugeons team up for a weekly attempt to prove that if god existed, his PR couldn't possibly be this bad.
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Nov 26, 2019 • 1h 40min
223: Pumpkin Pie Wars
On this week's episode, we crank it up to a 3.4 or so.
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Nov 19, 2019 • 1h 31min
222: The Story of Mankind
This week, guest masochist Tracie Harris joins us for an atheist review of "The Story of Mankind"; a 1957 film that redefined how bad movies could be in an age where they cost that much to film.
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All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

Nov 12, 2019 • 1h 32min
221: Fire by Nite 1: Peer Pressure
This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of the debut episode of "Fire by Nite"; a frighteningly long running evangelical rip off of Saturday Night Live that had a less strict policy about offensive accents.
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Nov 5, 2019 • 1h 45min
220: Gramps Goes to College
This week, Noah and Eli team up for an atheist review of "Gramps Goes to College"; the story of what you fantasize about when you're not allowed to think about sex.
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All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

Oct 29, 2019 • 1h 42min
219: The Reliant
This week, the gang gets together for a one-night only Fathom Event starring Kevin Sorbo*, Eric Roberts*, and the 2nd Amendment.
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*starring as in... in the movie enough for them to put them at the top of the cast list on IMDb
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Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

Oct 22, 2019 • 1h 24min
218: Doorways to Danger
This week, guest masochist Michael Marshall joins us to discuss the one way portal to hell that is the Ouija board.
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Check out Marsh's show, Be Reasonable.
Check out Marsh's other show, Skeptics with a K
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All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

Oct 15, 2019 • 1h 31min
217: Along Came the Devil
This week, guest masochist Rebecca Vigil joins us to help give the devil some weight management tips.
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All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

Oct 8, 2019 • 1h 36min
216: The Devil Within Her
This week, we have an atheist review of The Devil Within Her. It's about a demon baby. Nuff said. And somehow we talked repeat guest masochist Anna Bosnick into joining us.
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Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

Oct 1, 2019 • 2h 7min
215: Can I Get a Witness Protection?
On this week's episode, Aaron Rabinowitz joins us to review one continuous setup with no punchline.
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Hear more from Aaron on Embrace the Void and Philosophers in Space!
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If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

Sep 24, 2019 • 1h 35min
214: Pilgrim's Progress (2017)
This week, guest masochist Thomas Smith joins us to take on one of the most beloved works of literature in history. Because it's crap. But not as crap as the movie this community theater troupe put together based on it.
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Check out more of Thomas Smith on Opening Arguments, Serious Inquiries Only, and Philosophers in Space.
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If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/


