

God Awful Movies
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Eli Bosnick, Heath Enwright, and Noah Lugeons team up for a weekly attempt to prove that if god existed, his PR couldn't possibly be this bad.
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Dec 24, 2024 • 1h 49min
97: Christmas with the Kranks
Sure, we're off this week, but we had a secular bonus episode ready to go for our patrons anyway, and we figured that, if ever there was a time of year for gifting a bonus episode to everyone else, this was it. Happy holidays!
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Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/

Dec 17, 2024 • 1h 30min
486: The Gospel According to Scrooge
This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of The Gospel According to Scrooge, in which Dickens' classic tale of redemption gets a lot more Jesus crammed into its margins. On stage. With music. Sung badly.
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Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/

Dec 10, 2024 • 2h
485: Pickleball Princess
This week, the gang is coming at you live from Nashville, Tennessee with an atheist review of Pickleball Princess. The latest from sentient Q-tip Donald James Parker, this film seeks to answer the age old question; "What is Donald James Parker into these days?" And for once, the answer isn't Jesus.
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Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/

Dec 3, 2024 • 1h 37min
484: Bibleman: The Incredible Force of Joy
This week, we welcome in Cecilia and Reno from the Comic Dissection podcast join us for an episode of Bibleman. This week, Bibleman tackles the problem of children not loving Jesus enough for him to rescue them from psychological disorders.
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Last chance to see us live in Nashville! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-nashville-tennessee-tickets-997264413707
Hear more from Cecilia and Reno on the Comic Dissection podcast.
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Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/

Nov 19, 2024 • 2h 8min
483: Proximity
This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of Proximity, the story of what happens when I guy whose really good at credits sequences decides that probably makes him good at writing and directing, too.
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Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast
If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/

Nov 12, 2024 • 1h 35min
482: David vs. Goliath: Battle of Faith
This week, Marsh and Cecil join us for an atheist review of David vs Goliath: Battle of Faith, the movie that asks "what if the story of David and Goliath was repackaged as an action movie that was repackaged as an ad for a monster truck rally?"
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Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Skeptics with a K
Check out more from Cecil on Cognitive Dissonance, Lawful Assembly, and Season Liberally
Come see us live in Nashville! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-nashville-tennessee-tickets-997264413707
If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/

Nov 5, 2024 • 2h 5min
481: 2000 Mules
This week, we figured you might not be thinking about election related stuff enough. So we invited Jim and Mark from the Fallacious Trump podcast on to talk about what might just have been the wrongest movie we've ever seen.
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Check out Jim's book, "2000 Mules and One Big Lie: A Stubborn Conspiracy Theory", click here.
Check out the Fallacious Trump podcast here: https://fallacioustrump.com/
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If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/

Oct 29, 2024 • 1h 41min
480: The Deliverance
This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of The Deliverance; a horror movie that isn't afraid to show Marsh things as terrifying as the American health care system.
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Come see us live in Nashville! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-nashville-tennessee-tickets-997264413707
Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Skeptics with a K
If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/

Oct 22, 2024 • 1h 50min
479: Hillock Haunting
This week, Lydia and Thomas join us to have their first foray into the cinematic oeuvre of the Wright Family Films, with a review of Hillock Haunting.
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Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts

Oct 15, 2024 • 1h 50min
478: Dolls
This week, Anna Bosnick joins us to review Dolls, a strident political commentary...and a ridiculous horror(?) movie about dolls.
If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts