

God Awful Movies
Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC
Eli Bosnick, Heath Enwright, and Noah Lugeons team up for a weekly attempt to prove that if god existed, his PR couldn't possibly be this bad.
Episodes
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Jan 14, 2020 ⢠1h 53min
230: Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
This week, Callie Wright of the Queersplaining podcast joins us to discuss the fifth installment in the Star Trek franchise, in which Kirk et al meet god, and therefore get to be on our show.
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Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If youâd like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

Jan 7, 2020 ⢠1h 51min
229: Badge of Faith
This week, Ian Harris joins us for an atheist review of "Badge of Faith", the inspiring story of a man overcoming paralysis using nothing but science, medicine, and technology... and then thanking god for it.
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Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If youâd like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

Dec 31, 2019 ⢠1h 51min
228: Loving Leah
This week, Heath's ex-girlfriend Rachel joins us to review a rom-com. And it goes about as well as you expect.
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Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If youâd like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

Dec 24, 2019 ⢠1h 59min
227: Wish for Christmas
This week, we team up for an atheist review of "Wish for Christmas", the story of a young girl wishing her parents were atheists and Pureflix reveling in the fact that there's no social cost to bigotry against that minority.
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Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If youâd like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

Dec 17, 2019 ⢠1h 57min
226: Santa With Muscles
This week, guest masochist Michael Marshall joins us to try to remember a time when these movies were noticeably worse than the British news cycle.
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If youâd like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If youâd like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

Dec 10, 2019 ⢠1h 21min
225: Santa Claus
This week, guest masochist Rebecca Vigil joins us for an atheist review of the 1959 Mexican classic, "Santa Claus"; a movie I was only able to discern from an acid trip by the fact that my notes lined up with everybody else's.
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If youâd like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If youâd like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

Dec 3, 2019 ⢠1h 17min
224: Savior
This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "Savior"; a movie that asks "What would happen if Jesus was born in modern day England?" and answers "Nothing much, as it turns out." But with an accent.
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If youâd like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If youâd like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

Nov 26, 2019 ⢠1h 40min
223: Pumpkin Pie Wars
On this week's episode, we crank it up to a 3.4 or so.
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If youâd like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If youâd like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

Nov 19, 2019 ⢠1h 31min
222: The Story of Mankind
This week, guest masochist Tracie Harris joins us for an atheist review of "The Story of Mankind"; a 1957 film that redefined how bad movies could be in an age where they cost that much to film.
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If youâd like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If youâd like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

Nov 12, 2019 ⢠1h 32min
221: Fire by Nite 1: Peer Pressure
This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of the debut episode of "Fire by Nite"; a frighteningly long running evangelical rip off of Saturday Night Live that had a less strict policy about offensive accents.
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If youâd like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If youâd like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/