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Eli Bosnick, Heath Enwright, and Noah Lugeons team up for a weekly attempt to prove that if god existed, his PR couldn't possibly be this bad.
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Jun 2, 2020 • 1h 52min
250: The Avenging Angel
On this week's episode, Bryce Blankenagel of the Naked Mormonism podcast joins us to kick off Mormon Movie Month with a film about... a bunch of stuff we had to bring Bryce on to explain to us.
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You can hear more from Bryce here: https://nakedmormonismpodcast.com/
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Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

May 26, 2020 • 1h 56min
249: Extreme Days
This week, Thomas Smith joins us for an atheist review of "Extreme Days", the story of a bunch of montages linked together by smaller montages and, on rare occasions, dialogue.
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Hear more from Thomas Smith on Serious Inquiries Only, Opening Arguments, and Philosophers in Space
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If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

May 19, 2020 • 1h 35min
248: Gam248 Plandemic
This week, Michael Marshall joins us to break down one of the deadliest movies we've ever reviewed, Plandemic. It's the story of how to get kicked off of YouTube for profit, as long as you don't mind amassing a body count along the way.
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Check Marsh out on Skeptics with a K and Be Reasonable
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Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

May 12, 2020 • 1h 39min
247: Signs
On this week's episode, we finally get around to one of our most requested films of all time, M. Night Shyamalan's disastrous "Signs", the story of a much more interesting movie happening off camera.
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Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

May 5, 2020 • 1h 58min
246: Assassin 33 A.D.
On this week’s episode: Eli and Heath combine forces with stand-up comedian Johnny Taylor to review Assassin 33 AD, a movie about Islamic extremists using time travel to kill Jesus Christ and stop Christianity from ever happening.
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You can find Johnny Taylor on Twitter here: https://twitter.com/hipsterocracy
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If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

Apr 28, 2020 • 1h 50min
245: Alison's Choice
On this week’s episode: Eli, Noah, and Heath combine forces with veteran guest masochist, science communicator, producer, journalist, podcaster, television host, neuroscientist, and prank war target Cara Santa Maria to review the anti-choice propaganda movie Alison's Choice.
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You can find Cara on Twitter here: https://twitter.com/CaraSantaMaria
Check out Cara's podcast here: Talk Nerdy
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Get great deals while supporting the show by checking out our sponsors:
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https://mejuri.com/awful
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If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

Apr 21, 2020 • 1h 37min
244: The Great Culling: Our Water
On this week’s episode: Eli, Marsh, and Heath combine forces in the form of fluoride to review the self-proclaimed documentary The Great Culling: Our Water.
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You can find Marsh on Twitter here: https://twitter.com/MrMMarsh
Check out Marsh's other podcasts: Skeptics with a K and Be Reasonable
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Get great deals while supporting the show by checking out our sponsors:
https://forhims.com/gam
https://boxofawesome.com (and enter promo code AWFUL at checkout)
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https://mejuri.com/awful
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If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

Apr 14, 2020 • 2h 1min
243: The Adventures of Chris Fable
On this week’s episode: Eli, Noah, and Heath team up with special guest masochist Caitlin Durante for a review of The Adventures of Chris Fable.
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You can find Caitlin Durante on Twitter here: https://twitter.com/caitlindurante
Check out Caitlin's podcast The Bechdel Cast here: https://twitter.com/BechdelCast
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Get great deals while supporting the show by checking out our sponsors:
https://boxofawesome.com (and enter promo code AWFUL at checkout)
https://adamandeve.com (and enter promo code AWFUL at checkout)
https://mejuri.com/awful
https://forhims.com/gam
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If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

Apr 7, 2020 • 1h 12min
242: Ambushed!
This week, Dudley Dumpling takes us on an Old West Adventure where we learn the importance of loving Jesus, quick before you get shot and killed while a puppet looks on in horror. It's a weird show.
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If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

Mar 31, 2020 • 1h 54min
241: Sodom and Gomorrah (1962)
On this week's episode, Thomas Smith joins us for an atheist review of Sodom and Gomorrah, the story of whatever the screenwriters decided they wanted to put there, since the biblical account is about nine sentences long and this movie ignores all but two of them.
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Check out Thomas's shows Opening Arguments, Serious Inquiries Only, and Philosophers in Space.
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If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/