

God Awful Movies
Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC
Eli Bosnick, Heath Enwright, and Noah Lugeons team up for a weekly attempt to prove that if god existed, his PR couldn't possibly be this bad.
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Dec 7, 2021 • 1h 45min
329: Demolition Man
This week, the guys team up for a review of Demolition Man, a movie that doesn't really hit the "god" or "awful" part of our title. Because apparently this is what Heath and Eli really wanted for Christmas.
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Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

Nov 30, 2021 • 1h 60min
328: Full Court Miracle
This week it's a Hanukah-tacular (and our third sports movie in a row) with special guest Rachel Wax.
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Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

Nov 23, 2021 • 1h 60min
327: The Favorite
This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of The Favorite, the story of a guy writing a script immediately after getting a traumatic brain injury and nobody having the heart to tell him to maybe give it two months and try again.
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Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
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Nov 16, 2021 • 1h 51min
326: Hoovey
This week, Cara Santa Maria joins the guys for an atheist review of Hoovey, the story of careless parents endangering their child for no discernable reason, and then selling that negligence as a feel good story.
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If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast

Nov 9, 2021 • 1h 35min
325: Newsboys Under the Bigtop
This week, Anna joins us for an atheist review of Newsboys: Under the Bigtop, the story of a bunch of Christian music artists trying to guess what an acid trip is like.
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You can find Anna's album here.
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

Nov 2, 2021 • 1h 38min
324: Finding Jesus
This week, Michael Marshall joins the guys for an atheist review of Finding Jesus, the story of stagnant fish with frozen expressions say increasingly disturbing Jesus words at you until the credits.
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Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
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Oct 26, 2021 • 1h 59min
323: Bless the Child
This week, Cara joins the guys for an atheist review of Bless the Child, the story of how in 2001 it was apparently okay to still use "autism as Satan powers" in your movie.
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Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.
Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

Oct 19, 2021 • 1h 36min
322: The Eyes of Tammy Faye
This week, the gang goes on a field trip to check out The Eyes of Tammy Faye. And, more importantly, they watch Christian audiences slowly realize that this isn't a Pureflix movie.
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Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

Oct 12, 2021 • 1h 51min
321: God's Not Dead: We the People
This week, the gang returns for an atheist review of God's Not Dead: We the People, the story of David AR White running out of things to even be imaginarily persecuted by.
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If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

Oct 5, 2021 • 1h 46min
320: Sons of Thunder Episode 4
This week, Marsh joins us for an atheist review of Sons of Thunder, Episode 4, in which Heath will be triggered for about an hour and forty-five minutes by Pureflix's bafflingly misguided effort to bring Poker to the screen.
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If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
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