
God Awful Movies
Eli Bosnick, Heath Enwright, and Noah Lugeons team up for a weekly attempt to prove that if god existed, his PR couldn't possibly be this bad.
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Apr 18, 2023 • 1h 58min
400: The Second Chance
This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us to try to untangle the 27 unresolved plot lines that make up The Second Chance.
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Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast
Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

Apr 11, 2023 • 1h 38min
399: Night of the Lepus
This week, we broaden the definition of what counts as an "Easter Movie."
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This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/awful and get on your way to being your best self.
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Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

Apr 4, 2023 • 1h 40min
398: Life Changes Everything: Meet Zac Ryan
This week, Anna Bosnick joins us for an atheist review of Life Changes Everything: Meet Zac Ryan, the story of a big fight in the writer's room about what they were gonna call the movie, followed by a really half-ass compromise.
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Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

Mar 28, 2023 • 1h 60min
397: Best Friends Eternally
This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Best Friends Eternally, the story of Donald James Parker writing another movie where he has a sexy granddaughter that likes to hug him a lot.
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Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

Mar 21, 2023 • 1h 49min
396: Dilly Loves Kitty LIVE from Seattle
This week, the gang is live in Seattle to breakdown Dilly Loves Kitty, the story of a dude stalking a catatonic lady because he's in love with her 2nd grade yearbook photo. And no, the movie never realizes that's the de facto bad guy.
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Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

Mar 14, 2023 • 1h 52min
395: Exorcist II: The Heretic
We're joined by Katie and Allen of the Werewolf Ambulance podcast to talk about arguably the worst drop off from original to sequel in Exorcist II: The Heretic.
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Check out Werewolf Ambulance and connect with Katie and Allen on Twitter @werebulance.
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Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

Mar 7, 2023 • 1h 32min
394: Root Cause
This week, Michael Marshall joins us for a skeptical review of Root Cause, a documentary that claims virtually all medical maladies arise from root canals. And then gets taken off Netflix super-duper quick because that's nonsense.
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Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Skeptics with a K
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If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

Feb 28, 2023 • 1h 53min
393: Kids vs. Wizards
This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Kids vs. Wizards, a Russian propaganda cartoon about the dangerous of witchcraft and sorcery.
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Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

Feb 21, 2023 • 1h 59min
392: God and Salsa
This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of God and Salsa, the story of a woman coping with her teen daughter's suicide and a screenwriter struggling to think of a way to shoehorn both god and Salsa into that story.
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This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/awful and get on your way to being your best self.
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If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Skeptics with a K
Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

Feb 14, 2023 • 1h 55min
391: The Secret: Dare to Dream
This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of The Secret: Dare to Dream, the story about how you can have anything in life just through the power of positive thinking and mountains of unacknowledged privilege.
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If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/