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Eli Bosnick, Heath Enwright, and Noah Lugeons team up for a weekly attempt to prove that if god existed, his PR couldn't possibly be this bad.
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Nov 11, 2025 • 1h 38min
532: Greatest Heroes and Legends of the Bible: Adam and Eve
This week, Marcus and Deanna from Wrath of Pod join us for an atheist review of Greatest Heroes and Legends of the Bible: Adam and Eve. It's the first in a series of cartoons meant to sanitize the Bible's timeless stories by changing them in random and LSD inspired ways.
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Check out Deanna and Marcus's show, Wrath of Pod, here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/wrath-of-pod/id1809703110
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Nov 4, 2025 • 1h 55min
531: Shadowbuilder
This week, Bugs and BamBam from the Bibliowrecks podcast join us to discuss a movie that tries to invoke Bram Stoker in its title -- though you'll see that we declined to follow suit.
Find out more about Vulgarity for Charity here.
Find Bibliowrecks on Bluesky: @bugs-bibliowrecks.bsky.social
Or on Reddit: r/Bibliowreck
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Oct 28, 2025 • 2h 16min
530: The War on Children
This week, Michael Marshall joins us for one of the most bigoted screeds we've ever suffered through.
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Check out more from Marsh on Skeptics with a K and the Know Rogan Experience
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Oct 21, 2025 • 1h 45min
529: The Suckling
This week, Bryan and Dave from the Bring Me the Axe podcast return for a review of The Suckling; one of the least fun movies we've ever watched.
Hear more from Bryan and Dave on Bring Me the Axe.
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Oct 14, 2025 • 2h 3min
528: The Conjuring: Last Rites
This week, we continue the Spooktacular with guest masochists Katie and Allen from Werewolf Ambulance and a theater visit to see the latest in the inexhaustible Conjuring franchise.
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Check out more from Katie and Allen on Werewolf Ambulance
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Oct 7, 2025 • 2h 2min
527: House (2008)
This week, Amanda Jane Stern joins the guys for an atheist review of House (2008), the story of a hotel. Not a house. And it's haunted or something, but the movie's name makes no sense at all and that's the real issue here.
Check Out Amanda's podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-be-crazy/id1450793937
Or check out her Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/amandajanestern/?hl=en
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Sep 29, 2025 • 1h 51min
526: Mindreader
This week, the gang is live in New Orleans, breaking down the latest offering from the Christiano brothers. Or... the one Christiano brother. Not sure if they're bickering or if this script was too weak to pique Dave's interest, but we're only getting half the team this time. And we learn that it's apparently possible to be half as good as a normal Christiano Brothers movie.
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Sep 23, 2025 • 1h 45min
525: Day of Defense
We're joined by Rebecca and Landon from the Mormonish Podcast for a review of Day of Defense.
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Sep 16, 2025 • 1h 57min
524: Starship Troopers 3: Marauders
This week, Ursa and Aaron from Philosophers in Space join us in convincing you that Starship Troopers 3 is too a Christian movie.
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Hear more from Aaron and Ursa on Philosophers In Space
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Sep 9, 2025 • 1h 25min
523: Urine Good Health
This week, Dr. Alice and Marsh from the Skeptics with a K podcast deeply regret agreeing to do another episode without checking to see what movie they'd be reviewing first.
Check out more from Dr. Alice on Skeptics with a K
Check out more from Marsh on Skeptics with a K and the Know Rogan Experience.
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