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Eli Bosnick, Heath Enwright, and Noah Lugeons team up for a weekly attempt to prove that if god existed, his PR couldn't possibly be this bad.
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Aug 12, 2025 • 1h 20min
519: True Tales of the Past: The Saga of Osiris and Isis
We're joined by Sarah from the "Let's Talk about Sects" podcast for a review of True Tales of the Past: The Saga of Osiris and Isis.
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Aug 5, 2025 • 1h 55min
518: Early Warning
This week, Paul from the That Aged Well podcast joins us to review Early Warning, the story of how uncomfortable a pair of jeans could really be in the 80s. And also the pending apocalypse or something.
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Hear more from Paul on his show, That Aged Well.
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Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/
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Jul 29, 2025 • 1h 28min
517: Emma Smith: My Story
This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Emma Smith: My Story. It's the story of how you're actually allowed to pretend whatever history you want.
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Jul 22, 2025 • 2h 17min
516: Leap: A Tale of the Last Days
This week, we break down the long awaited capper to the Leap trilogy live from Cleveland, Ohio.
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Jul 15, 2025 • 2h 21min
515: Mary: Mother of Jesus
This week, Dan and Dan from Data Over Dogma join us for to review Mary: Mother of Jesus, a movie with the same approximate attention to historicity as the Muppet Christmas Carol.
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Hear more from Cool Dan on Thank God I’m Atheist and Data Over Dogma
Find more of Smart Dan on Data Over Dogma and his TikTok Channel, or check out his book.
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Jul 8, 2025 • 1h 23min
514: Animated Book of Mormon, Episodes 3 and 8
This week, Cara Santa Maria relives her childhood trauma at the hands of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. But in cartoon form.
Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast
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Jul 1, 2025 • 1h 57min
513: Gay Rights, Special Rights
This week, Uncle Mark (formerly of The How To Heretic) makes his triumphant return to the show to help us break down bigotry time-capsule Gay Rights, Special Rights. It's the story of how equality is a zero sum game.
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Jun 24, 2025 • 1h 47min
512: Summertime Christmas
This week, Thomas and Lydia from Where There's Woke join us for a review of the pro-child abuse Christmas movie, Summertime Christmas. And if you don't believe me, I get it. I'm just a blurb. But that's really what we watched.
Hear more from Thomas and Lydia on Where There’s Woke and Gavel Gavel
Check out more from Thomas on Opening Arguments
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Jun 17, 2025 • 1h 58min
511: Praise Band
This week, guest masochist Ryan Bailey joins us to review Praise Band, the story of absolutely nothing. But at least there's constant Christian music though.
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Check out more from Ryan on his show, So Bad It's Good.
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Jun 10, 2025 • 2h 15min
510: Fire by Nite Episode 6 - Facing the Future
This week, new guest masochists Janice Lagata and Melanie Kleimola from the Bad Words podcast learn about the comedy stylings of "Fire by Nite," the bowl-cut of comedy stylings.
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Hear Janice and Melanie review Christian books on Bad Words.
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Report instances of harassment or abuse connected to this show to the Creator Accountability Network here: https://creatoraccountabilitynetwork.org/