

God Awful Movies
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Eli Bosnick, Heath Enwright, and Noah Lugeons team up for a weekly attempt to prove that if god existed, his PR couldn't possibly be this bad.
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Jul 22, 2025 • 2h 17min
516: Leap: A Tale of the Last Days
This week, we break down the long awaited capper to the Leap trilogy live from Cleveland, Ohio.
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Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/
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Jul 15, 2025 • 2h 21min
515: Mary: Mother of Jesus
This week, Dan and Dan from Data Over Dogma join us for to review Mary: Mother of Jesus, a movie with the same approximate attention to historicity as the Muppet Christmas Carol.
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Hear more from Cool Dan on Thank God I’m Atheist and Data Over Dogma
Find more of Smart Dan on Data Over Dogma and his TikTok Channel, or check out his book.
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Jul 8, 2025 • 1h 23min
514: Animated Book of Mormon, Episodes 3 and 8
This week, Cara Santa Maria relives her childhood trauma at the hands of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. But in cartoon form.
Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast
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Jul 1, 2025 • 1h 57min
513: Gay Rights, Special Rights
This week, Uncle Mark (formerly of The How To Heretic) makes his triumphant return to the show to help us break down bigotry time-capsule Gay Rights, Special Rights. It's the story of how equality is a zero sum game.
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Jun 24, 2025 • 1h 47min
512: Summertime Christmas
This week, Thomas and Lydia from Where There's Woke join us for a review of the pro-child abuse Christmas movie, Summertime Christmas. And if you don't believe me, I get it. I'm just a blurb. But that's really what we watched.
Hear more from Thomas and Lydia on Where There’s Woke and Gavel Gavel
Check out more from Thomas on Opening Arguments
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Jun 17, 2025 • 1h 58min
511: Praise Band
This week, guest masochist Ryan Bailey joins us to review Praise Band, the story of absolutely nothing. But at least there's constant Christian music though.
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Check out more from Ryan on his show, So Bad It's Good.
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Jun 10, 2025 • 2h 15min
510: Fire by Nite Episode 6 - Facing the Future
This week, new guest masochists Janice Lagata and Melanie Kleimola from the Bad Words podcast learn about the comedy stylings of "Fire by Nite," the bowl-cut of comedy stylings.
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Hear Janice and Melanie review Christian books on Bad Words.
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Jun 3, 2025 • 2h 8min
509: Wraith
This week, we inaugurate a new guest masochist. Sammy Smart from the Too Scary; Didn't Watch podcast joins us for one of the least scary horror movies to ever exist. Wraith is the story of people hearing creepy sounds in the night and getting up to see what they were. That and a hilariously stupid ending that you can see coming from a runtime away is all this film has to offer.
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Hear more from Sammy on Too Scary; Didn’t Watch, or follow the show on Instagram
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May 27, 2025 • 1h 57min
508: Bigfoot Blood on the Farm
This week, the guys are live in Portland, Oregon for a review of the Wright Family's latest offering, "Bigfoot Blood on the Farm." And no, I haven't omitted a comma.
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May 20, 2025 • 2h 12min
507: Acquitted by Faith
This week, the hosts of the Too Many Tabs podcast join us for a movie about how surprisingly cool God is when it comes to texting and driving.
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Check out Too Many Tabs here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-many-tabs-with-pearlmania500/id1667191441
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Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/
Report instances of harassment or abuse connected to this show to the Creator Accountability Network here: https://creatoraccountabilitynetwork.org/