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Eli Bosnick, Heath Enwright, and Noah Lugeons team up for a weekly attempt to prove that if god existed, his PR couldn't possibly be this bad.
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Jan 13, 2026 • 1h 45min
539: Face/Off
This week, our secular-tacular continues with a movie that is neither God nor Awful. The 1997 John Woo masterpiece explores the terrors of having to be Nicolas Cage and/or John Travolta. And almost every inanimate object eventually explodes.---To see us live in San Francisco, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-san-francisco-california-tickets-1976632374642If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawfulCheck out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/Report instances of harassment or abuse connected to this show to the Creator Accountability Network here: https://creatoraccountabilitynetwork.org/

Jan 6, 2026 • 1h 41min
538: Diana: The Musical
This week, we kick off Secular Movie Month with cohost of The Know Rogan Experience Michael Marshall joining us for the atrocity that is Diana: The Musical.To see us live in San Francisco, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-san-francisco-california-tickets-1976632374642Check out more from Marsh on Skeptics with a K and the Know Rogan ExperienceIf you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawfulCheck out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/Report instances of harassment or abuse connected to this show to the Creator Accountability Network here: https://creatoraccountabilitynetwork.org/

Dec 30, 2025 • 2h 14min
537: So This Is Christmas
This week, the Christmas-tacular somehow continues when Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of So This Is Christmas, the story of Eric Roberts wandering in and out of the set of an after school special that pretended to be Christian long enough to hook a producer.
Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast
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Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/
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Dec 16, 2025 • 1h 34min
536: Hanukkah on Rye
This week, we review a Hallmark Hanukkah special, Hanukkah on Rye. It's the story of Hallmark remembering that people from all different religions need to fold laundry.
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Dec 9, 2025 • 1h 59min
535: A Law for Christmas
This week, Marsh joins us for an atheist review of A Law for Christmas; the story of a whole production's worth of people never bothering to look up what the Secretary of Agriculture is.
Check out more from Marsh on Skeptics with a K and the Know Rogan Experience
If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/
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Dec 2, 2025 • 1h 46min
534: And God Made Man
This week, Cecil and Marsh from the Know Rogan Experience join us for an atheist review of And God Made Man. It's the story of the dumbest legal argument you'll ever hear in your life and three secular podcasters trying to describe it with a straight face.
Check out more from Cecil on Cognitive Dissonance, the Know Rogan Experience, and Season Liberally
Check out more from Marsh on Skeptics with a K and the Know Rogan Experience
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Nov 25, 2025 • 12sec
534: Out of Office Notice
Hey folks, we're taking the week off to celebrate American Thanksgiving, but we'll be back next week at the same bat-time on the same bat-channel. Happy holidays.

Nov 18, 2025 • 2h 22min
533: Jesus Freaks
Dive into the hilariously awkward world of Christian cinema with a critical look at an outrageously bad film, where a pastor's rudeness unfolds into a saga of comedic disasters. The panel ridicules low-budget effects, bizarre storytelling choices, and anachronistic characters. From a laughable depiction of college life to absurd religious tropes, they explore everything from acting mishaps to the inconsistencies of faith representations. Expect plenty of clever satire as they uncover the film's hidden humor and contradictory messages.

Nov 11, 2025 • 1h 38min
532: Greatest Heroes and Legends of the Bible: Adam and Eve
This week, Marcus and Deanna from Wrath of Pod join us for an atheist review of Greatest Heroes and Legends of the Bible: Adam and Eve. It's the first in a series of cartoons meant to sanitize the Bible's timeless stories by changing them in random and LSD inspired ways.
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Nov 4, 2025 • 1h 55min
531: Shadowbuilder
This week, Bugs and BamBam from the Bibliowrecks podcast join us to discuss a movie that tries to invoke Bram Stoker in its title -- though you'll see that we declined to follow suit.
Find out more about Vulgarity for Charity here.
Find Bibliowrecks on Bluesky: @bugs-bibliowrecks.bsky.social
Or on Reddit: r/Bibliowreck
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Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.
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