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Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC
Eli Bosnick, Heath Enwright, and Noah Lugeons team up for a weekly attempt to prove that if god existed, his PR couldn't possibly be this bad.
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Sep 29, 2025 • 1h 51min
526: Mindreader
This week, the gang is live in New Orleans, breaking down the latest offering from the Christiano brothers. Or... the one Christiano brother. Not sure if they're bickering or if this script was too weak to pique Dave's interest, but we're only getting half the team this time. And we learn that it's apparently possible to be half as good as a normal Christiano Brothers movie.
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Sep 23, 2025 • 1h 45min
525: Day of Defense
We're joined by Rebecca and Landon from the Mormonish Podcast for a review of Day of Defense.
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Sep 16, 2025 • 1h 57min
524: Starship Troopers 3: Marauders
This week, Ursa and Aaron from Philosophers in Space join us in convincing you that Starship Troopers 3 is too a Christian movie.
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Hear more from Aaron and Ursa on Philosophers In Space
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Sep 9, 2025 • 1h 25min
523: Urine Good Health
This week, Dr. Alice and Marsh from the Skeptics with a K podcast deeply regret agreeing to do another episode without checking to see what movie they'd be reviewing first.
Check out more from Dr. Alice on Skeptics with a K
Check out more from Marsh on Skeptics with a K and the Know Rogan Experience.
Come see us live in New Orleans on September 27th!
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Sep 2, 2025 • 1h 55min
522: The Buttercream Gang
This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of The Buttercream Gang, the story of four kids growing up on the mean streets of Draper, Utah and trying to survive the gang violence that so often plagues towns like it.
Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast
Come see us live in New Orleans on September 27th!
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Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/
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Aug 26, 2025 • 1h 28min
521: God of Wonders
This week, Heath and Noah tackle a Christian documentary that makes the argument "Just look at the X!" over and over again while making it ever clearer that the producer wrestles with sinful thoughts about birds.
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Aug 19, 2025 • 1h 42min
520: A Day of Judgment
We're joined by Dave and Bryan from the "BRING ME THE AXE" horror podcast for a review of A Day of Judgment.
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Check out more from Dave and Bryan here: BringMeTheAxe.com
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This episode is sponsored by Greenlight, Mint Mobile, and BetterHelp. Use the links below to help support the show and get some deals.
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Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook page.

Aug 12, 2025 • 1h 20min
519: True Tales of the Past: The Saga of Osiris and Isis
We're joined by Sarah from the "Let's Talk about Sects" podcast for a review of True Tales of the Past: The Saga of Osiris and Isis.
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Check out more from Sarah here: ltaspod.com
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This episode is sponsored by Green Chef and Quince. Use the links below to help support the show and get some deals.
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Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook page.

Aug 5, 2025 • 1h 55min
518: Early Warning
This week, Paul from the That Aged Well podcast joins us to review Early Warning, the story of how uncomfortable a pair of jeans could really be in the 80s. And also the pending apocalypse or something.
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Hear more from Paul on his show, That Aged Well.
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Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/
Report instances of harassment or abuse connected to this show to the Creator Accountability Network here: https://creatoraccountabilitynetwork.org/

Jul 29, 2025 • 1h 28min
517: Emma Smith: My Story
This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Emma Smith: My Story. It's the story of how you're actually allowed to pretend whatever history you want.
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Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/
Report instances of harassment or abuse connected to this show to the Creator Accountability Network here: https://creatoraccountabilitynetwork.org/