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Eli Bosnick, Heath Enwright, and Noah Lugeons team up for a weekly attempt to prove that if god existed, his PR couldn't possibly be this bad.
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Dec 16, 2025 • 1h 34min
536: Hanukkah on Rye
This week, we review a Hallmark Hanukkah special, Hanukkah on Rye. It's the story of Hallmark remembering that people from all different religions need to fold laundry.
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Dec 9, 2025 • 1h 59min
535: A Law for Christmas
This week, Marsh joins us for an atheist review of A Law for Christmas; the story of a whole production's worth of people never bothering to look up what the Secretary of Agriculture is.
Check out more from Marsh on Skeptics with a K and the Know Rogan Experience
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Dec 2, 2025 • 1h 46min
534: And God Made Man
This week, Cecil and Marsh from the Know Rogan Experience join us for an atheist review of And God Made Man. It's the story of the dumbest legal argument you'll ever hear in your life and three secular podcasters trying to describe it with a straight face.
Check out more from Cecil on Cognitive Dissonance, the Know Rogan Experience, and Season Liberally
Check out more from Marsh on Skeptics with a K and the Know Rogan Experience
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Nov 25, 2025 • 12sec
534: Out of Office Notice
Hey folks, we're taking the week off to celebrate American Thanksgiving, but we'll be back next week at the same bat-time on the same bat-channel. Happy holidays.

Nov 18, 2025 • 2h 22min
533: Jesus Freaks
Dive into the hilariously awkward world of Christian cinema with a critical look at an outrageously bad film, where a pastor's rudeness unfolds into a saga of comedic disasters. The panel ridicules low-budget effects, bizarre storytelling choices, and anachronistic characters. From a laughable depiction of college life to absurd religious tropes, they explore everything from acting mishaps to the inconsistencies of faith representations. Expect plenty of clever satire as they uncover the film's hidden humor and contradictory messages.

Nov 11, 2025 • 1h 38min
532: Greatest Heroes and Legends of the Bible: Adam and Eve
This week, Marcus and Deanna from Wrath of Pod join us for an atheist review of Greatest Heroes and Legends of the Bible: Adam and Eve. It's the first in a series of cartoons meant to sanitize the Bible's timeless stories by changing them in random and LSD inspired ways.
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Nov 4, 2025 • 1h 55min
531: Shadowbuilder
This week, Bugs and BamBam from the Bibliowrecks podcast join us to discuss a movie that tries to invoke Bram Stoker in its title -- though you'll see that we declined to follow suit.
Find out more about Vulgarity for Charity here.
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Oct 28, 2025 • 2h 16min
530: The War on Children
This week, Michael Marshall joins us for one of the most bigoted screeds we've ever suffered through.
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Check out more from Marsh on Skeptics with a K and the Know Rogan Experience
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Oct 21, 2025 • 1h 45min
529: The Suckling
This week, Bryan and Dave from the Bring Me the Axe podcast return for a review of The Suckling; one of the least fun movies we've ever watched.
Hear more from Bryan and Dave on Bring Me the Axe.
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Oct 14, 2025 • 2h 3min
528: The Conjuring: Last Rites
This week, we continue the Spooktacular with guest masochists Katie and Allen from Werewolf Ambulance and a theater visit to see the latest in the inexhaustible Conjuring franchise.
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