

Asian Not Asian
Jenny Arimoto & Mic Nguyen
Welcome to Asian Not Asian, a podcast where two Asian peeps not from Asia talk about American issues no American cares about. New episode every other Tuesday!
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Oct 19, 2020 • 59min
Koreans Have The Most Eye Lid Meat (w/ Dumbfoundead)
Rapper/Comedian DUMBFOUNDEAD joined the ANA boys this week to talk about losing relevancy as a rapper in his 30s, surviving battle rap as an Asian artist, and the super specific racist casting call for Asians who don’t have mono-lids!Listen to Dumbfoundead’s podcast “Fun with Dumb” here:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/fun-with-dumb/id1419836220 U P C O M I N G E V E N T S ! - RSVP https://linktr.ee/asiannotasianpod M E R C H- WE ARE SELLING ANA MERCH NOW https://www.asiannotasianpod.com/merch --- P A R T N E R S - Helix Sleep Mattress. $125 off ALL mattress orders for ANALs at helixsleep.com/asian - Hawthorne.co is offering 10% off of your first purchase! Visit hawthorne.co and use PROMO CODE “NOTASIAN” - Go to magicspoon.com/ASIAN to grab a variety pack and try it today! And be sure to use our promo code ASIAN at checkout to get free shipping. - TUSHY Bidets: Go to hellotushy.com/ANA for 10% off! S U B S C R I B E ! - apple: apple.co/39z2qya- spotify: spoti.fi/3cFPAj5- youtube: bit.ly/3bBe0Jd S O C I A L ! - instagram: instagram.com/asiannotasianpod- website: asiannotasianpod.comE – M A I L U S ! - AsianNotAsianPod@gmail.comS U P P O R T U S ! - Patreon: Patreon.com/AsianNotAsianPodSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Oct 12, 2020 • 50min
Do You Pee Through the Slit or Over the Band???
The ANA boys finally reunite in person for a recording sesh and what do they do with this valuable time? They talk scary podcast reviews, whether you’re supposed to pee from the underwear slit or over the band, and sex parties with bomb ass food. We're doing HACK CITY IRL on OCTOBER 18th 7pm (Sunday) in Brooklyn New York!!!! Social distancing and all COVID-19 regulations will be in practice. For tickets and more information, please visit this link here:https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hack-city-comedy-show-w-fumi-mic-tickets-17560902131 U P C O M I N G E V E N T S ! - RSVP https://linktr.ee/asiannotasianpod M E R C H- WE ARE SELLING ANA MERCH NOW https://www.asiannotasianpod.com/merch --- P A R T N E R S - Helix Sleep Mattress. $125 off ALL mattress orders for ANALs at helixsleep.com/asian - Hawthorne.co is offering 10% off of your first purchase! Visit hawthorne.co and use PROMO CODE “NOTASIAN” - Go to magicspoon.com/ASIAN to grab a variety pack and try it today! And be sure to use our promo code ASIAN at checkout to get free shipping. - TUSHY Bidets: Go to hellotushy.com/ANA for 10% off! S U B S C R I B E ! - apple: apple.co/39z2qya- spotify: spoti.fi/3cFPAj5- youtube: bit.ly/3bBe0Jd S O C I A L ! - instagram: instagram.com/asiannotasianpod- website: asiannotasianpod.comE – M A I L U S ! - AsianNotAsianPod@gmail.comS U P P O R T U S ! - Patreon: Patreon.com/AsianNotAsianPodSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Oct 5, 2020 • 1h 12min
Hot Older Co-Host Energy (w/ Pranav Behari, Mango Bae)
Fumi is away doing another show Bumcrap State Technical University, so Mic invites Pranav Behari (Mango Bae Podcast) on the show. They talk about how Mic can up his Zuncle game, why Fumi is so emo, and how to hit on South Asian ladies. There's no high-pitched Fumi laugh, but there's plenty of hahas in this ep!!Check out Pranav’s podcast “Mango Bae” wherever you get your pod!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy6bxCzM7NDY252Ci7QPDkA We're doing HACK CITY IRL on OCTOBER 18th 7pm (Sunday) in Brooklyn New York!!!! Social distancing and all COVID-19 regulations will be in practice. For tickets and more information, please visit this link here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hack-city-comedy-show-w-fumi-mic-tickets-17560902131 U P C O M I N G E V E N T S ! - RSVP https://linktr.ee/asiannotasianpod M E R C H- WE ARE SELLING ANA MERCH NOW https://www.asiannotasianpod.com/merch --- P A R T N E R S - Helix Sleep Mattress. $125 off ALL mattress orders for ANALs at helixsleep.com/asian - Hawthorne.co is offering 10% off of your first purchase! Visit hawthorne.co and use PROMO CODE “NOTASIAN” - Go to magicspoon.com/ASIAN to grab a variety pack and try it today! And be sure to use our promo code ASIAN at checkout to get free shipping. - TUSHY Bidets: Go to hellotushy.com/ANA for 10% off! S U B S C R I B E ! - apple: apple.co/39z2qya- spotify: spoti.fi/3cFPAj5- youtube: bit.ly/3bBe0Jd S O C I A L ! - instagram: instagram.com/asiannotasianpod- website: asiannotasianpod.comE – M A I L U S ! - AsianNotAsianPod@gmail.comS U P P O R T U S ! - Patreon: Patreon.com/AsianNotAsianPodSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sep 28, 2020 • 1h 3min
Social Justice Warrior Who Forgives! (w/ Negin Farsad, Fake The Nation)
Once in a blue moon we’ll have a guest on who is not one of our dumb comedian friends (chill, we love them!) This week on ANA, overqualified comedian and host of Fake The Nation podcast Negin Farsad joined the boys to talk about what it means to be a social justice comedian and how often SJWs on the Internet focus on rage rather than forgiveness. She also talks about touring in red states as a Muslim comedian and how meeting someone face to face is the only way to convert haters into non-haters! It’s a good one!Check out Negin’s podcast “Fake The Nation”:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/entitled-and-blessed-w-christian-finnegan-seena-ghaznavi/id1130124619?i=1000485895458 U P C O M I N G E V E N T S ! - RSVP https://linktr.ee/asiannotasianpod M E R C H- WE ARE SELLING ANA MERCH NOW https://www.asiannotasianpod.com/merch --- P A R T N E R S - Helix Sleep Mattress. $125 off ALL mattress orders for ANALs at helixsleep.com/asian - Hawthorne.co is offering 10% off of your first purchase! Visit hawthorne.co and use PROMO CODE “NOTASIAN” - Go to magicspoon.com/ASIAN to grab a variety pack and try it today! And be sure to use our promo code ASIAN at checkout to get free shipping. - TUSHY Bidets: Go to hellotushy.com/ANA for 10% off! S U B S C R I B E ! - apple: apple.co/39z2qya- spotify: spoti.fi/3cFPAj5- youtube: bit.ly/3bBe0Jd S O C I A L ! - instagram: instagram.com/asiannotasianpod- website: asiannotasianpod.comE – M A I L U S ! - AsianNotAsianPod@gmail.comS U P P O R T U S ! - Patreon: Patreon.com/AsianNotAsianPodSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sep 21, 2020 • 55min
The Horniest Scorpios (w/ Kenice Mobley, VICE)
Mic is celebrating his 21st birthday upstate so this week it’s Fumi and Sr. Horny Correspondent Kenice Mobley! Kenice and Fumi get into the NAUGHTIEST topics: white women complementing black women to feel better about themselves, sex parties, sex parties for POC who’ve been told they are too white but have since decolonized their mind and are now ready to f*ck! It’s all in there on this week’s episode!Check out the full episode wherever you get your podcast! U P C O M I N G E V E N T S ! - RSVP https://linktr.ee/asiannotasianpod M E R C H- WE ARE SELLING ANA MERCH NOW https://www.asiannotasianpod.com/merch --- P A R T N E R S - Helix Sleep Mattress. $125 off ALL mattress orders for ANALs at helixsleep.com/asian - Hawthorne.co is offering 10% off of your first purchase! Visit hawthorne.co and use PROMO CODE “NOTASIAN” - Go to magicspoon.com/ASIAN to grab a variety pack and try it today! And be sure to use our promo code ASIAN at checkout to get free shipping.TUSHY Bidets: Go to hellotushy.com/ANA for 10% off! S U B S C R I B E ! - apple: apple.co/39z2qya- spotify: spoti.fi/3cFPAj5- youtube: bit.ly/3bBe0Jd S O C I A L ! - instagram: instagram.com/asiannotasianpod- website: asiannotasianpod.comE – M A I L U S ! - AsianNotAsianPod@gmail.comS U P P O R T U S ! - Patreon: Patreon.com/AsianNotAsianPodSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sep 14, 2020 • 1h 4min
Uncle Roger!!! (w/ Nigel Ng, Uncle Roger)
This man needs no introduction. It’s Nigel Ng aka UNCLE ROGER y’all! Nigel walks us through his comedy journey all the way from trying stand up on college at Northwestern University to getting 14 Million views on his comedy sketch video and making a living as a content creator. Fumi accidentally calls him an “influencer” during this ep and Nigel gets offended but they remain friends!Follow Nigel at: - instagram.com/mrnigelng - YouTube.com/mrnigelng U P C O M I N G E V E N T S ! - RSVP https://linktr.ee/asiannotasianpod M E R C H- WE ARE SELLING ANA MERCH NOW https://www.asiannotasianpod.com/merch --- P A R T N E R S - Helix Sleep Mattress. $125 off ALL mattress orders for ANALs at helixsleep.com/asian - Hawthorne.co is offering 10% off of your first purchase! Visit hawthorne.co and use PROMO CODE “NOTASIAN” - Go to magicspoon.com/ASIAN to grab a variety pack and try it today! And be sure to use our promo code ASIAN at checkout to get free shipping.- TUSHY Bidets: Go to hellotushy.com/ANA for 10% off! S U B S C R I B E ! - apple: apple.co/39z2qya- spotify: spoti.fi/3cFPAj5- youtube: bit.ly/3bBe0Jd S O C I A L ! - instagram: instagram.com/asiannotasianpod- website: asiannotasianpod.comE – M A I L U S ! - AsianNotAsianPod@gmail.comS U P P O R T U S ! - Patreon: Patreon.com/AsianNotAsianPodSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sep 7, 2020 • 1h 9min
Too Many D*cks for Mulan (w/ Jay Jurden, The Tonight Show)
What’s up my lovely ANALs! Hope you spent your long weekend blasting “Reflections” from the Mulan soundtrack at your homes.Jay Jurden (Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon) joined the ANA boys this week to talk… Giving Christina Aguilera a temporary Asian card for killing the Mulan theme songHow Mike Pence hates MulanSponge Bob’s homo-romantic relationship with PatrickWhy it’s ok for Asian comedians to do accentsCheck out the full episode wherever you get your podcast! U P C O M I N G E V E N T S ! - RSVP https://linktr.ee/asiannotasianpod M E R C H- WE ARE SELLING ANA MERCH NOW https://www.asiannotasianpod.com/merch --- P A R T N E R S - Helix Sleep Mattress. $125 off ALL mattress orders for ANALs at helixsleep.com/asian - Hawthorne.co is offering 10% off of your first purchase! Visit hawthorne.co and use PROMO CODE “NOTASIAN” - Go to magicspoon.com/ASIAN to grab a variety pack and try it today! And be sure to use our promo code ASIAN at checkout to get free shipping. - Go to hellotushy.com/ANA for 10% off! S U B S C R I B E ! - apple: apple.co/39z2qya- spotify: spoti.fi/3cFPAj5- youtube: bit.ly/3bBe0JdSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Aug 31, 2020 • 42min
Trader Ming's Makes Me Feel Seen (w/ Terry Nguyen, VOX)
Michelle Obama started a podcast which means we technically have the same job as Michelle Obama! Wow!ANA’s Young People correspondent Terry Nguyen (Vox) joins the boys this week to talk about why transplant New Yorkers aren’t really part of the “community” and if the “racist” Trader Joe’s brand extensions for foreign foods is really just a distraction. U P C O M I N G E V E N T S ! - RSVP https://linktr.ee/asiannotasianpod M E R C H- WE ARE SELLING ANA MERCH NOW https://www.asiannotasianpod.com/merch --- P A R T N E R S - Helix Sleep Mattress. $125 off ALL mattress orders for ANALs at helixsleep.com/asian - Hawthorne.co is offering 10% off of your first purchase! Visit hawthorne.co and use PROMO CODE “NOTASIAN” - Go to magicspoon.com/ASIAN to grab a variety pack and try it today! And be sure to use our promo code ASIAN at checkout to get free shipping.Go to hellotushy.com/ANA for 10% off! S U B S C R I B E ! - apple: apple.co/39z2qya- spotify: spoti.fi/3cFPAj5- youtube: bit.ly/3bBe0Jd S O C I A L ! - instagram: instagram.com/asiannotasianpod- website: asiannotasianpod.comE – M A I L U S ! - AsianNotAsianPod@gmail.comS U P P O R T U S ! - Patreon: Patreon.com/AsianNotAsianPodSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Aug 24, 2020 • 52min
We Are 25% of All Asian Jokes (w/ Sierra Katow, Earth to Ned)
We hope you’re quarantine relationships are going well! Fumi spent a week in a hotel in Manhattan to give his girlfriend some “space”! Smash the like if this is relatable!This week Sierra Katow (Earth to Ned) joins the ANA boys to discuss Fumi’s reluctance to join online Asian communities, why Asian people don’t understand sarcasm, and what it was like to start stand-up comedy at age 16 as an Asian Woman in 2010 during the peak of beta White guys. U P C O M I N G E V E N T S ! - RSVP https://linktr.ee/asiannotasianpod --- P A R T N E R S - Helix Sleep Mattress. $125 off ALL mattress orders for ANALs at helixsleep.com/asian - Hawthorne.co is offering 10% off of your first purchase! Visit hawthorne.co and use PROMO CODE “NOTASIAN” - Go to magicspoon.com/ASIAN to grab a variety pack and try it today! And be sure to use our promo code ASIAN at checkout to get free shipping. S U B S C R I B E ! - apple: apple.co/39z2qya- spotify: spoti.fi/3cFPAj5- youtube: bit.ly/3bBe0Jd S O C I A L ! - instagram: instagram.com/asiannotasianpod- website: asiannotasianpod.comE – M A I L U S ! - AsianNotAsianPod@gmail.comS U P P O R T U S ! - Patreon: Patreon.com/AsianNotAsianPodSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Aug 17, 2020 • 1h 9min
Bon Appétit is Just Bread without POC (w/ Elena Yamamoto, VICE Munchies)
Have you been dining outside? Doesn’t it seem like things are slowly returning to the way it used to be?WRONG! Elena Yamamoto (VICE Munchies) joins us on the pod this week to give us an inside look at the future of the restaurant industry and her insane journey trying to open up a restaurant during a global pandemic. Shit is bleak my friends but we do our best to sneak in a few butt jokes. U P C O M I N G E V E N T S ! - RSVP https://linktr.ee/asiannotasianpod --- P A R T N E R S - Helix Sleep Mattress. $125 off ALL mattress orders for ANALs at helixsleep.com/asian - Hawthorne.co is offering 10% off of your first purchase! Visit hawthorne.co and use PROMO CODE “NOTASIAN” - Go to magicspoon.com/ASIAN to grab a variety pack and try it today! And be sure to use our promo code ASIAN at checkout to get free shipping. S U B S C R I B E ! - apple: apple.co/39z2qya- spotify: spoti.fi/3cFPAj5- youtube: bit.ly/3bBe0Jd S O C I A L ! - instagram: instagram.com/asiannotasianpod- website: asiannotasianpod.comE – M A I L U S ! - AsianNotAsianPod@gmail.comS U P P O R T U S ! - Patreon: Patreon.com/AsianNotAsianPodSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.