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Bachelor Superstar Wells Adams and Alcoholocaust Impresario Jim Jefferies join Arden and the Production Team to break down FANTASY SUITES!  AI hackers!! Cenote injuries! Sea Hags! - Arden thinks they sabotaged Kelsey so they can keep her for Bachelorette! - Wells is the source of news for all things Paradise! - Jim thinks Kelsey looks like a good swimmer! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

 Platonic Life Partner and The Pod Captain Erin Foley and Doug Benson join Arden and the Production Team to break down Joey's HOMETOWNS!!  Nice Dads! Nip Slips! Rancho Cucamonga! - Arden AND Erin AND Jim all think Kelsey's dad should be the Golden Bachelor! - Erin wants to see Arden on Wellbutrin! - Doug thinks ALL of the families are Kelsey's family! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Whitney Hive rise up! Whitney and Brendan are BACK to break down the Canada episode of the Bachelor! Cold Plunges! Typical Canadians! Self Doubt! - Arden does NOT want to drink Elk Milk! - Whitney thinks that Joey needs more Champion Energy! - Brendan thinks Maria would be great for Bachelor Silverlake!   All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Katie Thurston and Erin Foley discuss Joey's Canada date, group dates, and shopping at Dick's Sporting Goods. Arden loves activities but thinks Cirque is too much. Erin excited about shopping spree. Plus, tweet of the week!

Jess and Evan Ambrose (hosts of Your Mom and Dad Podcast) join Arden and the production team to break down part two of Malta!!!  Gen Z confidence! About to Trip into Falling into Liking him! Mother aka MOM!!! - Arden thinks Joey NEEDS her spunk! - Jess wants Leia's fashion approval!!! - Evan wants to fall into "Dada's Arms" of one of the contestants! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Birthday boy Jim Jefferies and Gareth Reynolds join Arden and the production team to break down the Malta 2 on 1!!!!  Sexy Canadians! Feeling Seen! Wheels of Sausage! - Arden wants to be the co-bartender of BIP with Jim! - Jim wants to show off his gorgeous hands to the world (but he needs to hide that pesky wedding ring)! - Gareth has Endo-Me-Tri-YOU-sis!!!   All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

NYC BABYYYYY!!  Arden is back in NYC with fan faves Seth Herzog and Jordan Carlos!  Funky Cold Medina! Edwina as the moral compass! Fried Chicken Pool Parties! - Arden is BLOWN AWAY by the drone display that Joey and Jenn ignore!! - Seth can't believe how bad of a surfer Jenn is! - Jordan thinks Joey seems Poly!   All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wow!!! One for the record books! Dracula AND The Sentinel (aka Gareth Reynolds and Jerry Trainor) meet for the first time ever and make a SUPERNOVA. JERRRYTH!  SISTERSSSSS!!!! HAMSTER PEELS! - Arden can NOT get it together throughout the WHOLLLLLE thing! - Gareth is trying DESPERATELY to get signed by Jerry's Talent Agency OVERBOARD (***they only do sisters!) - Jerry is an ENTREPRENEUR!  He's the CEO of Boner Patrol Underpants!   All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jerry Trainor is BACK as the BORN AGAIN ROOKIE OF THE YEAR as we break down the season premiere of JOEY'S SEASON!!!  Jerry meets our friend Whitney!!!!  Horny girls club!  How we DOIN'???! Philly sisters!!! - Arden wants to know how Jesse Palmer stays 44 forever! - Jerry thinks that HORNY is going to win in the end! - Whitney would have burned the envelope and kept the advance card! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Live from the Gateway Theater at the San Francisco Sketchfest Arden and Dr. Banana do a DRAFT PICK for Joey's season with  Brayden Bowers, Erin Foley, Jacquis Neal, Doug Benson, and our friend Lori!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.