Will You Accept This Rose?

Fortune Feimster (The Mindy Project) and Arden kick off the season with a breakdown of the hot drunken mess that was the season opener of The Bachelorette. Arden wants a house by the beach with a white baby grand and no job. Fortune is more afraid of Daniel's Canadian accent then his nudity. Arden and Fortune discuss what it would be like if they were on The Bachelorette! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Arden, Erin and special guest Paget Brewster go over all the men competing for Jojo's heart! They choose their top picks, who they think will be craziest and more! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Eddie confronts his captor Arden and confesses that he teared up more than once during this season of The Bachelor. Arden and Eddie agree that fear is a wonderful hobby. THANKS FOR LISTENING TO SEASON ONE OF Will You Accept This Rose? The podcast will be back the week of May 16th to make picks for Jojo's season of the Bachelorette. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everyone rejoices that Jojo is the new Bachelorette, Arden is freaked out by Denny Wilson, the wandering preacher, Erin explains what the fantasy suite will be like for Jojo without the lord tattoo on Ben's ribs, special guest Paget Brewster talks about meeting our FAVE GIRL LACE and Eddie is relieved the "nightmare" is over! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Arden wants MORE CHICKENS and MORE MINIATURE HORSES eating snacks, Erin has a moment of compassion for Olivia (which Arden is threatened by), Arden and Erin both want "Sex Panther" tank tops and some random early eliminated contestant threatened to take over the show with her boobs like "Titzilla"! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

GETTIN' in the BONE ZONE at Sandal's Jamaica!!! EVERYONE is obsessed with Ben's tattoo and the return of the Manwich. Arden is shaking off the WORST DATE SHE'S EVEN BEEN ON (hint- it was last night watching Ben and Caila float down the river). Erin and Katie petition for Julibee to be the new Bachelorette and special guest Chad Kultgen has conspiracy theories about a shot of a cow. And Eddie breaks up with one of the ladies! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Arden is afraid of aggro brothers who wear cowl neck sweaters, Erin is afraid of Jojo's mom who has three faces, special guest Lauren Lapkus says what the ladies need to do to make an impression on Ben in the fantasy suite. Eddie calls Ben a Cypher and blames The Bachelor for the end of civilization. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Arden is afraid of Andrew Firestone's new face, guest Matt McCarthy warns Ben not to have sex with Caila so he doesn't get covered in moss, Eddie begs for mercy after watching the Warsaw Indiana hometown dates and Katie gives a shout out to the natural beauties of the early Bachelorettes! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week Eddie rescues Olivia in the Bahamas, Arden wins the SECRET CRAZY guess with Caila, Erin and Arden want to swim with the pigs, guest Renee Gauthier wants to make Superbowl Madness by boning Nick Viall and Katie pushes for Jojo to be the new Bachelorette! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Arden and Erin love Jojo's taco! Guest Fortune Feimster worries about the models being held hostage at Fashion Week! Eddie Pepitone pleas for America to attempt painting to fill our vapid souls! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.