

Will You Accept This Rose?
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The Bachelor super fan Arden Myrin along with Bachelor-obsessed celebrity guests discuss the latest The Bachelor episode: tears, fantasy suites, and making sweet, sweet, love on the GREATEST COMEDY FRANCHISE OF ALL TIME- The Bachelor, Bachelorette, and Bachelor in Paradise. FANTASY! VICTORY! SUCCESS!! AMERICA!!! BONE ZONE!!!
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Jun 24, 2016 • 37min
Bonus Episode with Christian Bishop!
Finally! The bonus episode with Christian Bishop! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 23, 2016 • 1h 14min
"Attack Of The Mini-Chads!" With Sarah Colonna and Jon Ryan
Lovebirds Sarah Colonna (Chelsea Lately) and Jon Ryan (Seattle Seahawks punter) join Arden and Erin to discuss Protein Powder Funerals, Jordan Roger's weird dance moves and the timeless sexy, sexy siren call of Pennsylvania and URUGUAY! Arden want to hire Jon Ryan to help Wells own the sexy, sexy tiger that lives inside of him! Sarah wants Vinny to cut Jordan's floppy bangs off! Jon thinks Alex's sand flips, may have actually just been an unplanned tumble! Erin is pretty sure Jordan quoted Beyonce!...AND Diehard Niners fan Katie does NOT want to try on Jon's Superbowl ring. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 15, 2016 • 58min
"Middleditch in Paradise" With Thomas Middleditch
Thomas Middleditch (Silicon Valley) joins Arden to break down the new cast of Bachelor in Paradise! Will Lace and Chad find love in Mexico? Has Jared been set free from Ashley I's steely grip?? Will Jorge the Bartender find love? Thomas wants to woo Jubilee with improv shows and comic books, Arden wants to see footage of Jordan Rogers in the Las Vegas production of "Damn Yankees”, Arden, Anna and Katie BEG ABC to let us air the Christian interview!!!!! ALL THAT AND MOOOOOOORE! *****June 20th, 8pm PT: Join Arden, Erin, Rob and Paget for live tweeting episode #ROSEPARTY****** Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 9, 2016 • 54min
"Be More Like Mussolini!" With Rob Benedict and Paget Brewster
Rob Benedict (Supernatural) and Paget Brewster (Another Period) join Arden and Erin to discuss THE GREATEST TWO episodes in the history of television! Machetes! Yams! Tank Tops! Arden thinks Chad's whistling is creepier than Robert Durst's burps, Erin was impressed by Jordan's skills as a quaterback, Rob does not want to go to Pennsylvania for a sexy getaway, Paget kind of wants to poke the Chad Bear! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 1, 2016 • 1h 1min
"Loose Meats!" With Paget Brewster and Sharon Hills
Paget Brewster (Another Period) and Sharon Hills (a.k.a. Chris Hardwick's MOM!) join Arden and Erin to talk about about the magical festival of loose meat that was this episode of The Bachelorette. SO MUCH MEAT! Arden and Erin think that Chad is the WORST/ BEST/ WORST, Mama Hardwick loves Jordan because he is related to Aaron Rogers, Paget is BACK and still wants to make out with the hipster but will settle for Wells instead! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 24, 2016 • 42min
"Daaaaamn Daniel!" With Fortune Feimster!
Fortune Feimster (The Mindy Project) and Arden kick off the season with a breakdown of the hot drunken mess that was the season opener of The Bachelorette. Arden wants a house by the beach with a white baby grand and no job. Fortune is more afraid of Daniel's Canadian accent then his nudity. Arden and Fortune discuss what it would be like if they were on The Bachelorette! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 20, 2016 • 60min
"The 2016 Bachelorette Draft!" With Paget Brewster
Arden, Erin and special guest Paget Brewster go over all the men competing for Jojo's heart! They choose their top picks, who they think will be craziest and more! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 25, 2016 • 52min
"Eddie Tells All"
Eddie confronts his captor Arden and confesses that he teared up more than once during this season of The Bachelor. Arden and Eddie agree that fear is a wonderful hobby. THANKS FOR LISTENING TO SEASON ONE OF Will You Accept This Rose? The podcast will be back the week of May 16th to make picks for Jojo's season of the Bachelorette. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 16, 2016 • 57min
"I Love You! And You!" With Paget Brewster
Everyone rejoices that Jojo is the new Bachelorette, Arden is freaked out by Denny Wilson, the wandering preacher, Erin explains what the fantasy suite will be like for Jojo without the lord tattoo on Ben's ribs, special guest Paget Brewster talks about meeting our FAVE GIRL LACE and Eddie is relieved the "nightmare" is over! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 9, 2016 • 44min
"We Like Smart Stuff!"
Arden wants MORE CHICKENS and MORE MINIATURE HORSES eating snacks, Erin has a moment of compassion for Olivia (which Arden is threatened by), Arden and Erin both want "Sex Panther" tank tops and some random early eliminated contestant threatened to take over the show with her boobs like "Titzilla"! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.