
Will You Accept This Rose?
The Bachelor super fan Arden Myrin along with Bachelor-obsessed celebrity guests discuss the latest The Bachelor episode: tears, fantasy suites, and making sweet, sweet, love on the GREATEST COMEDY FRANCHISE OF ALL TIME- The Bachelor, Bachelorette, and Bachelor in Paradise. FANTASY! VICTORY! SUCCESS!! AMERICA!!! BONE ZONE!!!
Latest episodes

Feb 21, 2018 • 59min
"Weekend at Blandie's!" With Fortune Feimster
Fortune joins Arden and Erin to discuss the magical vanilla festival that was HOMETOWN DATES! So many white people, so little time. Scary Brothers! Uncle Gary! Carved ducks! - Arden wants to make a lady out of 3D printer!-Fortune discovers she is from a booming metropolis!- Erin wants to run away with Kendall!-Anna affirms that you should BEWARE OF encouraging your kids too much!- Katie's boyfriend Anthony threatens to make her stuff dead rats should things go awry!All that plus....... TWEET OF THE WEEK!!!!!!!! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feb 15, 2018 • 1h 22min
"Kitty Needs His Milk!" With Bryan Safi
Bryan joins Arden to discuss the magical shitshow that is the Bachelor Winter Games! Horny French Canadians! Xenophobia! The Meatball finds love!!! DEAN DEAN DEAN!!! - Arden and Bryan dance to Gloria Estefan for 17 1/2 minutes! - Bryan plots his own (slow) death! - Anna cringes as Ben Higgens (aka Bryan) baby talks! - Samee is HORRIFIED!!!!! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feb 14, 2018 • 1h 23min
"Try To Be Logic...I Love that!" With Kyle Dunnigan
Kyle Dunningan (Inside Amy Schumer) joins Arden and Erin to discuss a vanilla horndog's tour through Tuscany! Ugly champagne flutes! Mascara Tears! I love that! - Arden wants to run away with Guilio the Truffle Hunter for a life of pasta, puppies and making sweet amore!- Erin thinks "That's So Italian." made her want to jump off of a bridge!- Kyle is busy- he is talking to Mother. All that plus....... TWEET OF THE WEEK!!!!!!!! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feb 8, 2018 • 1h 45min
"Always the 69, Never the Bride!" With Debby Ryan & Rob Benedict
Debby Ryan (Suite Life on Deck) and Rob join Arden to discuss Debby's foray into watching her FIRST SEASON EVER of The Bachelor! Male espadrilles! People missing on Weed Farms! Feather Eyelashes! -Arden thinks the only thing less sexy than a male magician is Arie lip-syncing in a top hat!- Debby digs deep on Bekah's Instagram!- Rob is convinced Lauren B's hair was closing like a veil around her face! All that plus....... TWEET OF THE WEEK!!!!!!!! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feb 2, 2018 • 1h 7min
"Will You Accept This Flesh?" With Arden Myrin and Erin Foley!
Arden and Erin break down a VERY MYSTERIOUS episode of the Bachelor! Glitter Bombs! Frogging! Horny Bowling Seniors!Arden is NOT hiding in her room- she is INVESTING IN HERSELF!Erin is ready to put a ring on it with sexy future serial killer Kendall! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jan 24, 2018 • 42min
"LANCO-4-EVA!" With Sarah Colonna!
Sarah joins Arden on the set to discuss one of the creepiest things that has ever happened in the woods- LANCO! Horny dudes in Cardigans! Glam-shaming!!!-Arden thinks Arie speaks like a caveman "Water is awesome."-Sarah is the only person on earth to actually know one Lanco so Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jan 17, 2018 • 1h 4min
"VA-VA-VA...WHAAAA????!" With Bryan Safi and Lauren Lapkus
Lauren Lapkus (Crashing) and Bryan Safi (Throwing Shade) join Arden and Erin to discuss 2 hours of the the WORLD'S GROSSEST KISSING FESTIVAL!!! Traumatic Experiences! Huskies! Meatball Beds!! - Arden wants to give an Oscar to the editing of the puppy flashback!- Erin wants the lady Gorgeous Ladies of Bachelor (Wrestling!) to go do B-Roll footage!- Bryan is ready to leave his man for Giuliana Rancid!- Lauren thinks that LAUREN L really loves Merlot! Anna and Katie are both GROSSED OUT BY THIS HORNY REALTOR. All this plus.......TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jan 9, 2018 • 1h 10min
"The Gift Of the Vagi!" With Arden Myrin and Erin Foley
Arden and Erin do a special slumber party episode of WYATR from Arden's house! The gals discuss Winger Dingers! Dating Tips! Angry Meatballs! - Arden captures Erin under her new Dental Cape blanket!- Erin explains why Arie grew two inches when he found out what makes Chelsea so "Mysterious"!All this plus.......TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jan 3, 2018 • 1h 13min
"50 Suedes of Grey!" With Rob Benedict!
Arden, Erin and Rob are BACK for an all new season of Will You Accept This Rose?!!! Let the Tsunami of Poon begin! Single Mom Lip Injections Villains! Salt and Pepper monosyllabic Realtors! Tiny Wieners!!!!- Arden is impressed that they found the ONE asshat in Maine!- Rob thinks sexy masks are better left ON!- Erin is ready to put on a ring on Pineapple Safeword! All that and Anna helps us pick the TWEET OF THE WEEK!!!!!!!! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 6, 2017 • 1h 6min
"The Poon Burglar!" With Paget's Rival Lori!
Arden and Lori discuss a BONE-ZONE free Fantasy Suites week and hometown visits on Emily Maynard's season of The Bachelorette! Sexy Dolphins! Children in makeup! Hard as nails sisters!- Arden CAN'T BELIEVE the skeleton key never unlocked Emily's pants!- Lori is swept off her lady-feet by Jef's heart- thumping letter writing!- Emily WEEPS because she wants to hump Arie so badly but she can't! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.