Will You Accept This Rose?

Arden's BFF and Secretary of State Paget Brewster joins Arden and Erin to discuss the disaster that was After the Final Rose! Southwest Middle Seats! Banjo-ing Bowties! Bleachable Moments!- Arden is the official Chief Eunuch Inspector!!!- Paget busts out her gorilla/ seal impression!- Erin is out of her penalty box and RARING TO GO! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

WYATR ROOKIE OF THE YEAR Debby Ryan and Rob join Arden and Erin to discuss the MOST INSANE THREE HOURS OF TELEVISION EVER RECORDED!!!!!!! Side-eye Alpacas! Faces on Faces! Chris Harrison UNCUT!!!- Arden wants to Air-B-N-B Arie's condo in Scottsdale just to feel alive!- Debby is discovers her BEST TALENT YET- NEIL LANE IMPERSONATOR!!!!- Erin wants to get another face to put on top of her five other faces!- Rob is tattooing ever city in LA on his body! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Debby, Rob and Bryan join Arden to discuss the "I Love You" fantasma that was FANTASY SUITES!!!Dolphin Sex! Pooping in a sand hole! Ro$$!!!! -Arden is getting out her best Dream Catcher/ dead bird earrings! -Debby thinks Kendall likes taxidermy is because they forever hold eye contact! -Bryan knows Chris Harrison is double parked outside!-Rob has a special delivery for Estelle Getty! All that plus....... TWEET OF THE WEEK!!!!!!!! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bryan, Alexis and Jasmine join Arden to discuss 78 hours of television! Bachelor Winter Games! After the Games! After AFTER the games! Women tell All! Meatballs tell All! Cyring Virgins!! AND horny Pier One Managers! - Arden is PISSED that Ashley I didn't BONE ZONE and tell!- Bryan thought Clare's proposal speech was her audition to be on This is Us!- Alexis is on a high from her Halo Ice Cream tower!!-Jasmine thought there were lots of strong #BIP auditions happening on Women Tell All! All that plus....... TWEET OF THE WEEK!!!!!!!! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Alexis, Jasmine and Rob join Arden to discuss the hottest show in the snow BACHELOR WINTER GAMES! Weeping Virgins! Kiwis! Yuki!!!! - Arden tests out all of her terrible accents before becoming obsessed with the Jacooooooosi! - Alexis and Arden move on top of the Hollywood sign with Pilgrim Nicky Cage! - Jasmine thinks Clare should have given stage five clinger a CHANCE! - Rob offers the ladies lots and lots of Mung Beans!!!!All that plus....... TWEET OF THE WEEK!!!!!!!!  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fortune joins Arden and Erin to discuss the magical vanilla festival that was HOMETOWN DATES! So many white people, so little time. Scary Brothers! Uncle Gary! Carved ducks! - Arden wants to make a lady out of 3D printer!-Fortune discovers she is from a booming metropolis!- Erin wants to run away with Kendall!-Anna affirms that you should BEWARE OF encouraging your kids too much!- Katie's boyfriend Anthony threatens to make her stuff dead rats should things go awry!All that plus....... TWEET OF THE WEEK!!!!!!!! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bryan joins Arden to discuss the magical shitshow that is the Bachelor Winter Games! Horny French Canadians! Xenophobia! The Meatball finds love!!! DEAN DEAN DEAN!!! - Arden and Bryan dance to Gloria Estefan for 17 1/2 minutes! - Bryan plots his own (slow) death! - Anna cringes as Ben Higgens (aka Bryan) baby talks! - Samee is HORRIFIED!!!!!  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kyle Dunningan (Inside Amy Schumer) joins Arden and Erin to discuss a vanilla horndog's tour through Tuscany! Ugly champagne flutes! Mascara Tears! I love that! - Arden wants to run away with Guilio the Truffle Hunter for a life of pasta, puppies and making sweet amore!- Erin thinks "That's So Italian." made her want to jump off of a bridge!- Kyle is busy- he is talking to Mother. All that plus....... TWEET OF THE WEEK!!!!!!!! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Debby Ryan (Suite Life on Deck) and Rob join Arden to discuss Debby's foray into watching her FIRST SEASON EVER of The Bachelor! Male espadrilles! People missing on Weed Farms! Feather Eyelashes! -Arden thinks the only thing less sexy than a male magician is Arie lip-syncing in a top hat!- Debby digs deep on Bekah's Instagram!- Rob is convinced Lauren B's hair was closing like a veil around her face! All that plus....... TWEET OF THE WEEK!!!!!!!! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Arden and Erin break down a VERY MYSTERIOUS episode of the Bachelor! Glitter Bombs! Frogging! Horny Bowling Seniors!Arden is NOT hiding in her room- she is INVESTING IN HERSELF!Erin is ready to put a ring on it with sexy future serial killer Kendall! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.