
Will You Accept This Rose?
The Bachelor super fan Arden Myrin along with Bachelor-obsessed celebrity guests discuss the latest The Bachelor episode: tears, fantasy suites, and making sweet, sweet, love on the GREATEST COMEDY FRANCHISE OF ALL TIME- The Bachelor, Bachelorette, and Bachelor in Paradise. FANTASY! VICTORY! SUCCESS!! AMERICA!!! BONE ZONE!!!
Latest episodes

Jun 21, 2019 • 1h 11min
"THINKINK OF YOU!" With Ralph Garman and Paget Brewster
Ralph and Paget join Arden to discuss the WORST EPISODE OF TELEVISION IN TV HISTORY!!!!!! BRING BACK ELAN! Romance with Chris Harrison! MARCUS! - Arden is just excited that she has John Paul Jones flip flops! - Paget feels like the contract is BROKEN! - Ralph threatens to eats nuts!All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 12, 2019 • 1h 7min
"HUNG LIKE A DUCK, INTERNALLY (please kill Katie!)" With Rob Benedict
Rob joins Arden to discuss Luke P's implosion! Lost "Hikers!" Douche Canoes! You make me feel like a little kid with a boner and scotch! - Arden thinks she would have hit her head on the lights on the pool table worse than Pete Pilot - Rob thinks Arden's Scottish accent sounds like a Hobbit! - Katie thinks that Peter Pilot is trying to actually BECOME an airplane! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 5, 2019 • 1h 11min
"STRAIGHT OUTTA LITTLE COMPTON!" With Sarah Colonna and Irene Choi
Arden's Insatiable co-stars Sarah and Irene join Arden to discuss the fact that THE BACHELORETTE FILMED IN ARDEN'S GD HOMETOWN! Nothing says Rhode Island like going STRAIGHT TO MASSACHUSETTS! Chowdah! Lobstah! Male Strippah!- Arden wants to know why NO ONE IN LITTLE COMPTON told her about the filming!- Sarah thinks Hannah should just dry hump Luke P until the big O so she can get him out of her system!- Irene thinks that Kevin's sling was from a reenactor festival!All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 29, 2019 • 1h 15min
"ABC- ALWAYS BE CANCELLED! With Debby Ryan and Emma Cadd
Arden's Insatiable co-stars (And former ROOKIE OF THE YEAR) Debby Ryan and Emma Cadd join Arden to discuss Pity Roses! Mullet Swimwear! Hers and Mine's Relationship!- Arden makes her own tail wag dropping her latest singles!- Debby has a vision for the GREATEST BACHELORETTE PARTY OF ALL TIME!- Emma English teacher is PAINED by the grammar on the show!All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 22, 2019 • 1h 17min
"Timberlake Meat Thighs!" With Paget Brewster and Erin Foley!
The band is back together when Paget and Erin join Erin to discuss Hanna Beast episode 2! Always Be Coooooooozy! No underwear! Meat Thighs!- Arden thinks that Tyler is Jared on steriods!- Paget thinks luke looks like Timberlake Meat Thighs!- Erin is mad that Paget called Peter Pilot a marionette boy!All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 15, 2019 • 1h 6min
"IT'S BOND. JOHN PAUL JONES BOND!" With Steve Hytner
Steve joins Arden, Anna and Katie to discuss the season opener of the HANNAH BEAST'S SEASON! Horney Box kings! Pilot on Pilot hate crimes! The Lord in the Shower! - Arden is convinced John Paul Jones is made of wax! - Hytner offends all the millennials! - Anna is offended as a millennial! - Katie thinks Peter is going to be the next Bachelor!All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 11, 2019 • 1h 17min
"Jon Hamm's Dick! a.k.a 2019 DRAFT PICKS!!!" With Scott King
Insatiable executive producer Scott King joins Arden, Anna and Katie to do DRAFT PICKS FOR HANNAH BEAST'S season of the Bachelorette! Box Kings! Feels like home! Roll Tide! Men with 18 first names! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 14, 2019 • 1h 23min
"OOOO SPAIN?? I'M THIRSTY!" With Wells Adams, Steve Hytner and Rob Benedict
We are here for the two part finale episode to find out how thirsty Cassie really is! MALLORCA! New Spikey Hairstyles! Chris Harrison's Virgin Obsession! Hannah G's Mixtape! Hurt Calves! Can Hannah B speak? - Arden dedicates this episode to her mother JJ! - Rob teaches Steve how sex really works! - Steve continues his Uncle Steve ways! - Wells gives his seasoned expertise on the issues! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 8, 2019 • 1h 5min
"I Miss You!" With Kyle Dunnigan and Kevin Berntson
Kyle and Kevin join Arden and Anna to discuss WOMEN TELL ALL! Pacifiers! Touch O' Botox! Bear ties!!!- Arden thinks Kyle should keep buying and installing hot tubs he doesn't want! - Kyle is mad his grandson never visits him in his new hot tub! - Kevin thinks Cassie is a hilarious, misunderstood genius (and that she should slide into his DM's) Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 6, 2019 • 1h 14min
"FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS!" With Erin Foley
Our precious treasure Erin is back to discuss the week of the FENCE JUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!! Matching Pajamas! Blue Balls! Pinkies up! Religious dads who know how to FIND THEIR CAMERA!- Arden wants the world to know that JJ didn't raise no prude! - Erin is frightened for Roll Tide Bachelorette editiion! - Anna's dog thinks Colton needs to take a hint! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.