

Will You Accept This Rose?
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The Bachelor super fan Arden Myrin along with Bachelor-obsessed celebrity guests discuss the latest The Bachelor episode: tears, fantasy suites, and making sweet, sweet, love on the GREATEST COMEDY FRANCHISE OF ALL TIME- The Bachelor, Bachelorette, and Bachelor in Paradise. FANTASY! VICTORY! SUCCESS!! AMERICA!!! BONE ZONE!!!
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Aug 1, 2019 • 1h 26min
"STAY IN YOUR NEIL LANE!" With Paget Brewster and Lauren Lapkus
Paget and Lauren join Arden, Anna and Katie to discuss the WORST DECISION EVER MADE!!!!!! Guitar Proposals! Free Cabins! TYLER, TYLER, TYLER!!! - Arden thinks it's too late and Tyler has moved on to a Hadid! - Paget thinks Jed started replacing his G's with K's - Lauren thinks Jed was pressing his eyes trying to will tears to come!All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 24, 2019 • 1h 41min
"DREAMWORKS VILLAIN!" With Karen McCullah and Irene Choi
Karen and Irene join Arden, Anna and Katie to discuss the MEN TELL ALL!!! Moving rose pedestals! Brother PR! Fittings for Steve Harvey Suits!- Arden thinks John Paul Jones is going to be BIP's Grocery Store Joe!- Karen wants Luke to have a Fist Ball Cam!- Irene thinks Luke's eyebrows make him Luke like a Dreamworks Villain!All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 17, 2019 • 1h 38min
"SNAKE HIPS!" With Erin Foley, Paget Brewster and Scott King
Paget, Erin and Scott join Arden to discuss the GREATEST EPISODE OF TELEVISION OF ALL TIME THE FANTASY SUITES!!!! Horny pilots! Mustachioed questioners! Rub and Tugs! - Arden does her GREATEST ACTING WORK EVER channeling Tyler! - Paget proves that Luke is a sociopath! - Erin does NOT want to see Luke come back and do pull-ups on Tyler's ween next week! - Scott thinks his time on the pageant circuit came in handy! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 9, 2019 • 1h 21min
"THE CRYING WOODSMAN!" With Paget Brewster and Rob Benedict
Paget and Rob join Arden, Anna and Katie to discuss the Christian Youth Tour of Hometowns! SSoul Patch dads! Ativan Moms! Cracker Barrels!- Arden wants "rip a cheers!"- Paget thinks Peter's dad is the Crying Woodsman!- Rob is ANGRY AT Jed's musical ability!All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 3, 2019 • 57min
"CHEERS, REGARDS!" With Alarik Myrin
Arden's brother Alarik joins Arden in her family den for a special JJ tribute episode of Will You Accept this Rose? Where they discuss Humping in Windmills! Humping in Windmills a SECOND TIME! Double Pistols! Bologna eye masks! - Arden and Alarik may or may not have had a JJ tribute show! - Alarik tries to get Arden to watch Double Shot at Love! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 26, 2019 • 1h 17min
"STAY IN YOUR LANE BRO!" With Lance Bass, Rob Benedict and Michael Provost
It's raining MEN! Lance, Rob and Michael join Arden, Anna and Katie to discuss the HORNIEST episode of the Bachelorette ever!! Naked Cold Bungee! I'm in love for you!- Arden is impressed by Hannah's pickle eating skills!- Lance thinks Peter Pilot Picked a Porn Pepper!- Rob is pretty sure you are in his breakdown lane!- Michael acts out Shower Jesus finding Luke in the shower! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 21, 2019 • 1h 11min
"THINKINK OF YOU!" With Ralph Garman and Paget Brewster
Ralph and Paget join Arden to discuss the WORST EPISODE OF TELEVISION IN TV HISTORY!!!!!! BRING BACK ELAN! Romance with Chris Harrison! MARCUS! - Arden is just excited that she has John Paul Jones flip flops! - Paget feels like the contract is BROKEN! - Ralph threatens to eats nuts!All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 12, 2019 • 1h 7min
"HUNG LIKE A DUCK, INTERNALLY (please kill Katie!)" With Rob Benedict
Rob joins Arden to discuss Luke P's implosion! Lost "Hikers!" Douche Canoes! You make me feel like a little kid with a boner and scotch! - Arden thinks she would have hit her head on the lights on the pool table worse than Pete Pilot - Rob thinks Arden's Scottish accent sounds like a Hobbit! - Katie thinks that Peter Pilot is trying to actually BECOME an airplane! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 5, 2019 • 1h 11min
"STRAIGHT OUTTA LITTLE COMPTON!" With Sarah Colonna and Irene Choi
Arden's Insatiable co-stars Sarah and Irene join Arden to discuss the fact that THE BACHELORETTE FILMED IN ARDEN'S GD HOMETOWN! Nothing says Rhode Island like going STRAIGHT TO MASSACHUSETTS! Chowdah! Lobstah! Male Strippah!- Arden wants to know why NO ONE IN LITTLE COMPTON told her about the filming!- Sarah thinks Hannah should just dry hump Luke P until the big O so she can get him out of her system!- Irene thinks that Kevin's sling was from a reenactor festival!All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 29, 2019 • 1h 15min
"ABC- ALWAYS BE CANCELLED! With Debby Ryan and Emma Cadd
Arden's Insatiable co-stars (And former ROOKIE OF THE YEAR) Debby Ryan and Emma Cadd join Arden to discuss Pity Roses! Mullet Swimwear! Hers and Mine's Relationship!- Arden makes her own tail wag dropping her latest singles!- Debby has a vision for the GREATEST BACHELORETTE PARTY OF ALL TIME!- Emma English teacher is PAINED by the grammar on the show!All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.