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It's a high school sweethearts pod with  Jess and Evan Ambrose and Paul Danke joining Arden and KT$$ to talk about hometowns on Golden Bachelor!  Dakota!  New languages! Top knots! - Arden is ready to go door to door and sell one to two MILLION paintings! -Jess thinks Mel wants to date a 22 year old! - Evan is ready to start his own cult and cult language! -Paul thinks Mel is the ultimate performative male! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

New York's Princess Seth Herzog and The Rookie's Rookie Clara Nevins join Arden and Dr. Banana to talk about week 4 of the Golden Bachelor! White Woman Shamans! Mud Baths! Coldplay Cheaters! - Arden wants PEG to be the next Golden Bachelorette! - Seth is ready to be the People's Princess of New York! - Clara has NEVER WATCHED REALITY TELEVISION BEFORE! - Dr. B thinks Mel has CTE!!!!   All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our Friend Whitney, Brendan Smith and Paul Danke join Arden and KT$$ to break down episode three of The Golden Bachelor! Tablescapes! Firearms! KC and the Sunshine Band! - Arden wants to compete in Tablescapes with Whitney! - Whitney is ready to run off with G&R! - Brendan brought a test your Cover Band game for the gang! - Paul thinks Peg is pure gamesmanship!  All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bachelor of the Year 2026-2025 Rob Benedict, Secretary of State Paget Brewster and Rookie of the Year Paul Danke are BACK joining Arden and the Production Team to talk  GOLDEN BACHELOR  episode two! Puppets! Bird wives! Mile High Club! - Arden thinks that you gotttttta be a champion when you go on a date! - Rob is reliving his renewed vows with Ruth and JJ Hummingbird! - Paget gives in and has whiskey like high school! - Paul needs Whiskey!   All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jacquis Neal and Mike Castle join Arden and KT$$$ to discuss the first episode of Golden Bachelor! Ventriloquists! Orthopedic shoes! Diane! - Arden wants to go on the Silver Bach! - Jacquis thinks it fun that we have a bachelor who just wants to get his d*&% wet! - Mike says that he will be the worst contestant in the history of TV!   All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bachelor of the Year 2026-2025 Rob Benedict, Secretary of State Paget Brewster and Rookie of the Year Paul Danke join Arden and the Production Team to do GOLDEN BACHELOR DRAFT PICKS!! Unicycles! Pole Dancers! Momagers! - Arden is protective of all of the moms in the group! - Rob's number one Diane isssss....DIANE! - Paget can sniff out the drunk of the first night! - Paul is rooting for those SoCal Gals! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Shaun "Shaunathon" Diston and Lamar "Dale Coulier" Woods join Arden and the Production Team to break down the season finale of Bachelor In Paradise! Shaunathon!  Shaundre! Shaundreek!   - Arden can't stop staying up all night! - Lamar would rather date Sean than Jeremy! - Shaun wants KING WELLS to host the show! - Banana does NOT want Kat as her nurse!   All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Comedian Paul Danke and The People's Princess Our Friend Whitney join Arden and Katie to talk about the penultimate episode of BIP? Twister! Kissed her!  Dissed her! - Arden talks about the beauty of a late night waiting room with a noodle buddy! - Paul wants Justice for Jill! - Whitney thinks Paul's new name should be DANKE DEL MAR! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Arden and Dr. Banana are LIVE at Union Hall with BIP stars Serena and Joe!  Horny Pool Inspector Jacquis Neal! And the brand new 2025 Rookie of the Year Paul Danke!   SNACKS! STEW LEONARDS! Embezzling Hawks! - Arden gets her first ever TATTOO live on stage! - Joe gets strong armed into MANY things! - Serena gives the real low down on some of the bros! - Jacquis is here to support our King Gary! - Paul thinks Kathy needs her back blown out! - Banana is ready for the horny apocalypse in her STEAMPUNK SEXY BEACHWEAR!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

BIP Superstar Wells Adams, the people's princess Whitney and Pod Captain Doug Benson join Arden and KT$$$$ to discuss BIP!  Rendez-Vous! Power- Napping!   - Arden likes that Kim and Faith seem horny for each other! - Wells thinks the gals should have taken his advice! - Whitney has QUESTIONS she needs answered from Wells! #1! Where is the Boom-Boom room??? - Doug wants more animal show opens!   All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.