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The Bachelor super fan Arden Myrin along with Bachelor-obsessed celebrity guests discuss the latest The Bachelor episode: tears, fantasy suites, and making sweet, sweet, love on the GREATEST COMEDY FRANCHISE OF ALL TIME- The Bachelor, Bachelorette, and Bachelor in Paradise. FANTASY! VICTORY! SUCCESS!! AMERICA!!! BONE ZONE!!!
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Jul 31, 2025 • 1h 19min
"DON'T UNDERESTIMATE THE SHY ONES" w/ Doug Benson and Bill Kunstler
Doug Benson and Bill Kunstler join Arden and KT$$$ to talk about the summer of the GARY! Feather Dancing! Ladies on a horse! Spitting Coconut! - Arden is razzzzzled that the toast of the town is Golden King Gary! - Doug thinks the Goldens are needed boost of good vibes!- Bill thinks the guys are behaving terribly!!All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK! WANT MORE EPISODES??? Become a Patreon Member!! www.patreon.com/wyatr See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 27, 2025 • 1h 19min
"I SEE DEADED PEOPLE!" w/ Jerry Trainor
The Sentinel Jerry Trainor joins Arden and the Production team to discuss BIP! Paradise! Cougars! Sweaty Coochies!- Arden thinks that Gary needs to teach dating lessons! - Jerry debuts his amazing impression of our King Gary! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 20, 2025 • 1h 30min
"THAT'S JUST PARADISE!" w/ Seth Herzog
Seth Herzog joins Arden and the Production Team to break down 100 hours of Love Island.....I MEAN PARADISE! Gaslighting! Goldens! Horny Kathy! - Arden thinks every man with a J has LOST THE PLOT! - Seth thinks the guys are giving a lot of TOPKNOT energy! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 13, 2025 • 1h 29min
"GUCCI, GUCCI, GOO!" w/ Jacquis Neal and Shaun Diston
The King of the Beach! Shaun Diston and the Horny Pool Inspector Jacquis neal join Arden and KT$$$$ to talk about the reboot of BIP! Love Island wannabe! Vanilla! Taco Dale! - Arden thinks fourth time is NOT a charm for Justin! - Shaun wants to talk some sense into Hakeem! - Jacquis was ready to lose his shit if Sam stayed!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 18, 2025 • 1h 34min
"BABYGIRL BIP DRAFT PICKS!" w/ Jerry Trainor and Doug Benson!
In our first ever BIP Draft Picks- The Captain and the Sentinal join Arden and the Production Team to do a draft lineup for the first ever all ages Bachelor In Paradise! Age Gaps! Birthday cakes in the Ocean! The Main thing is The Main Thing! - Arden is EXCITED about the mixing of the ages- the old male friendships may warm up the place! - Jerry thinks April will be a HOT commodity! - Doug thinks Jack may be the Cake Thrower!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 26, 2025 • 1h 51min
"COME ON NOW!" w/ Jacquis Neal, Shaun Diston and Lamar Woods
Jacquis Neal, Shaun Diston and Lamar Woods join Arden and the Production Team to break down Grant's season finale! Rainy DR! Touching dads! Love Bombing! - Arden thinks Grant's sister preferred Litia! - Jacquis thinks Grant was just a basic b this whooooole time! - Shaun is ready to defend Carolina's honor! - Lamar wants everyone to be happy for Grant! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 19, 2025 • 1h 41min
"FUNKIEST WOMAN IN UTAH!" w/ Our friend (**and birthday Queen) Whitney and Paul Danke!
Our friend (**and birthday Queen) Whitney and Paul Danke join Arden and the Production Team to breakdown the HORNIEST EPISODE OF THE SEASON- FANTASY SUITES!! Farting Yoga! Panicked ziplines! Crocheted Lingerie! - Arden would say yes to a rose with Grant! ****WINK WINK*** -- Our friend Whitney loves a birthday as much as Arden! - Paul thinks there is an "I LOVE YOU" breakup line situation! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 12, 2025 • 1h 27min
"HOT PACK TERRY!" w/ Gareth Reynolds and Jerry Trainor
Dracula and the Sentinel join Arden and KT$$ for a BANANAS episode breaking down Grant's WOMEN TELL ALL! Chubby Bunny! Cool 50 year olds hanging with the kids! Messy Palmer! - Arden reminds Jerry of her Throatmeal! - Gareth channels Substance Jesse! - Jerry thinks this season needs more shower scenes! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 5, 2025 • 1h 28min
"COLLAGEN HILLS!" w/ Daisy Sklar and the Sklar Brothers!
Rookie Family of the Year Daisy Sklar and the Sklar Brothers join Arden and the Production Team to break down HOMETOWNS on Grant's season of the Bachelor! Get Out! Chosen Family! The Olive Garden! - Arden is changing her name to Rita Myrin! - Randy thinks JulieAnna's Dad is Jim Pesci! - Jason can't believe Reese Withspork did not make it! - Daisy thinks Jesse is trapped in a Hell of his own making! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feb 26, 2025 • 1h 32min
"BACH-ERLTON!" w/ Rob Benedict and Brendan Smith
Bachelor of the Year Rob Benedict and Bachelor Silverlake Producer Brendan Smith join Arden and the Production Team to break down the SCOTLAND episode of Grant's Bach season! Kilts! Eyebrows! 1880's bows!! - Arden has a soft spot for Jesse Palmer! - Rob hopes Juliana's eyebrows make it to the finals! - Brendan thinks the Mormon church may throw a wrench in the plans of Grant! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK! WANT MORE EPISODES??? Become a Patreon Member!! www.patreon.com/wyatrSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.