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The Bachelor super fan Arden Myrin along with Bachelor-obsessed celebrity guests discuss the latest The Bachelor episode: tears, fantasy suites, and making sweet, sweet, love on the GREATEST COMEDY FRANCHISE OF ALL TIME- The Bachelor, Bachelorette, and Bachelor in Paradise. FANTASY! VICTORY! SUCCESS!! AMERICA!!! BONE ZONE!!!
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Oct 3, 2025 • 1h 49min
"THE TRAVIARY!" w/ Paget Brewster, Rob Benedict and Paul Danke
Bachelor of the Year 2026-2025 Rob Benedict, Secretary of State Paget Brewster and Rookie of the Year Paul Danke are BACK joining Arden and the Production Team to talk GOLDEN BACHELOR episode two! Puppets! Bird wives! Mile High Club! - Arden thinks that you gotttttta be a champion when you go on a date! - Rob is reliving his renewed vows with Ruth and JJ Hummingbird! - Paget gives in and has whiskey like high school! - Paul needs Whiskey! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 26, 2025 • 1h 50min
"OLD PEOPLE CAN BE TRASH TOO!" w/ Jacquis Neal and Mike Castle
Jacquis Neal and Mike Castle join Arden and KT$$$ to discuss the first episode of Golden Bachelor! Ventriloquists! Orthopedic shoes! Diane! - Arden wants to go on the Silver Bach! - Jacquis thinks it fun that we have a bachelor who just wants to get his d*&% wet! - Mike says that he will be the worst contestant in the history of TV! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 24, 2025 • 1h 54min
"BDE: BIG DIANE ENERGY!" w/ Rob Benedict, Paget Brewster and Paul Danke
Bachelor of the Year 2026-2025 Rob Benedict, Secretary of State Paget Brewster and Rookie of the Year Paul Danke join Arden and the Production Team to do GOLDEN BACHELOR DRAFT PICKS!! Unicycles! Pole Dancers! Momagers! - Arden is protective of all of the moms in the group! - Rob's number one Diane isssss....DIANE! - Paget can sniff out the drunk of the first night! - Paul is rooting for those SoCal Gals! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 6, 2025 • 2h
"SHAUNATHON AND COULIER PRODUCTIONS!" w/ Shaun Diston and Lamar Woods
Shaun "Shaunathon" Diston and Lamar "Dale Coulier" Woods join Arden and the Production Team to break down the season finale of Bachelor In Paradise! Shaunathon! Shaundre! Shaundreek! - Arden can't stop staying up all night! - Lamar would rather date Sean than Jeremy! - Shaun wants KING WELLS to host the show! - Banana does NOT want Kat as her nurse! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 27, 2025 • 1h 54min
"DANKE DEL MAR!" w/ Paul Danke and Our Friend Whitney
Comedian Paul Danke and The People's Princess Our Friend Whitney join Arden and Katie to talk about the penultimate episode of BIP? Twister! Kissed her! Dissed her! - Arden talks about the beauty of a late night waiting room with a noodle buddy! - Paul wants Justice for Jill! - Whitney thinks Paul's new name should be DANKE DEL MAR! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 22, 2025 • 1h 35min
"LIVE FROM BROOKLYN!" w/ Serena Pitt and Joe Amabile, Jacquis Neal, and Paul Danke!
Arden and Dr. Banana are LIVE at Union Hall with BIP stars Serena and Joe! Horny Pool Inspector Jacquis Neal! And the brand new 2025 Rookie of the Year Paul Danke! SNACKS! STEW LEONARDS! Embezzling Hawks! - Arden gets her first ever TATTOO live on stage! - Joe gets strong armed into MANY things! - Serena gives the real low down on some of the bros! - Jacquis is here to support our King Gary! - Paul thinks Kathy needs her back blown out! - Banana is ready for the horny apocalypse in her STEAMPUNK SEXY BEACHWEAR!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 14, 2025 • 1h 30min
"DOUCHEBAG CODE!" w/ Wells Adams, Doug Benson and our friend Whitney!
BIP Superstar Wells Adams, the people's princess Whitney and Pod Captain Doug Benson join Arden and KT$$$$ to discuss BIP! Rendez-Vous! Power- Napping! - Arden likes that Kim and Faith seem horny for each other! - Wells thinks the gals should have taken his advice! - Whitney has QUESTIONS she needs answered from Wells! #1! Where is the Boom-Boom room??? - Doug wants more animal show opens! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 7, 2025 • 1h 39min
"FIVE TIME'S A CHARM!" w/ Rachel Smith and Tess Barker
Sunburns! Godfathers! Love for money! - Arden is giving Captain Kim her most improved for the week much to Banana's horror! - Rachel thinks you can add up to three new elements but more is discombobulating! - Tess loves her Bach-a-dise! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK! WANT MORE EPISODES??? Become a Patreon Member!! www.patreon.com/wyatSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 31, 2025 • 1h 19min
"DON'T UNDERESTIMATE THE SHY ONES" w/ Doug Benson and Bill Kunstler
Doug Benson and Bill Kunstler join Arden and KT$$$ to talk about the summer of the GARY! Feather Dancing! Ladies on a horse! Spitting Coconut! - Arden is razzzzzled that the toast of the town is Golden King Gary! - Doug thinks the Goldens are needed boost of good vibes!- Bill thinks the guys are behaving terribly!!All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK! WANT MORE EPISODES??? Become a Patreon Member!! www.patreon.com/wyatr See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 27, 2025 • 1h 19min
"I SEE DEADED PEOPLE!" w/ Jerry Trainor
The Sentinel Jerry Trainor joins Arden and the Production team to discuss BIP! Paradise! Cougars! Sweaty Coochies!- Arden thinks that Gary needs to teach dating lessons! - Jerry debuts his amazing impression of our King Gary! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.