

Will You Accept This Rose?
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The Bachelor super fan Arden Myrin along with Bachelor-obsessed celebrity guests discuss the latest The Bachelor episode: tears, fantasy suites, and making sweet, sweet, love on the GREATEST COMEDY FRANCHISE OF ALL TIME- The Bachelor, Bachelorette, and Bachelor in Paradise. FANTASY! VICTORY! SUCCESS!! AMERICA!!! BONE ZONE!!!
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Aug 27, 2025 • 1h 54min
"DANKE DEL MAR!" w/ Paul Danke and Our Friend Whitney
Comedian Paul Danke and The People's Princess Our Friend Whitney join Arden and Katie to talk about the penultimate episode of BIP? Twister! Kissed her! Dissed her! - Arden talks about the beauty of a late night waiting room with a noodle buddy! - Paul wants Justice for Jill! - Whitney thinks Paul's new name should be DANKE DEL MAR! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 22, 2025 • 1h 35min
"LIVE FROM BROOKLYN!" w/ Serena Pitt and Joe Amabile, Jacquis Neal, and Paul Danke!
Arden and Dr. Banana are LIVE at Union Hall with BIP stars Serena and Joe! Horny Pool Inspector Jacquis Neal! And the brand new 2025 Rookie of the Year Paul Danke! SNACKS! STEW LEONARDS! Embezzling Hawks! - Arden gets her first ever TATTOO live on stage! - Joe gets strong armed into MANY things! - Serena gives the real low down on some of the bros! - Jacquis is here to support our King Gary! - Paul thinks Kathy needs her back blown out! - Banana is ready for the horny apocalypse in her STEAMPUNK SEXY BEACHWEAR!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 14, 2025 • 1h 30min
"DOUCHEBAG CODE!" w/ Wells Adams, Doug Benson and our friend Whitney!
BIP Superstar Wells Adams, the people's princess Whitney and Pod Captain Doug Benson join Arden and KT$$$$ to discuss BIP! Rendez-Vous! Power- Napping! - Arden likes that Kim and Faith seem horny for each other! - Wells thinks the gals should have taken his advice! - Whitney has QUESTIONS she needs answered from Wells! #1! Where is the Boom-Boom room??? - Doug wants more animal show opens! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 7, 2025 • 1h 39min
"FIVE TIME'S A CHARM!" w/ Rachel Smith and Tess Barker
Sunburns! Godfathers! Love for money! - Arden is giving Captain Kim her most improved for the week much to Banana's horror! - Rachel thinks you can add up to three new elements but more is discombobulating! - Tess loves her Bach-a-dise! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK! WANT MORE EPISODES??? Become a Patreon Member!! www.patreon.com/wyatSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 31, 2025 • 1h 19min
"DON'T UNDERESTIMATE THE SHY ONES" w/ Doug Benson and Bill Kunstler
Doug Benson and Bill Kunstler join Arden and KT$$$ to talk about the summer of the GARY! Feather Dancing! Ladies on a horse! Spitting Coconut! - Arden is razzzzzled that the toast of the town is Golden King Gary! - Doug thinks the Goldens are needed boost of good vibes!- Bill thinks the guys are behaving terribly!!All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK! WANT MORE EPISODES??? Become a Patreon Member!! www.patreon.com/wyatr See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 27, 2025 • 1h 19min
"I SEE DEADED PEOPLE!" w/ Jerry Trainor
The Sentinel Jerry Trainor joins Arden and the Production team to discuss BIP! Paradise! Cougars! Sweaty Coochies!- Arden thinks that Gary needs to teach dating lessons! - Jerry debuts his amazing impression of our King Gary! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 20, 2025 • 1h 30min
"THAT'S JUST PARADISE!" w/ Seth Herzog
Seth Herzog joins Arden and the Production Team to break down 100 hours of Love Island.....I MEAN PARADISE! Gaslighting! Goldens! Horny Kathy! - Arden thinks every man with a J has LOST THE PLOT! - Seth thinks the guys are giving a lot of TOPKNOT energy! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 13, 2025 • 1h 29min
"GUCCI, GUCCI, GOO!" w/ Jacquis Neal and Shaun Diston
The King of the Beach! Shaun Diston and the Horny Pool Inspector Jacquis neal join Arden and KT$$$$ to talk about the reboot of BIP! Love Island wannabe! Vanilla! Taco Dale! - Arden thinks fourth time is NOT a charm for Justin! - Shaun wants to talk some sense into Hakeem! - Jacquis was ready to lose his shit if Sam stayed!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 18, 2025 • 1h 34min
"BABYGIRL BIP DRAFT PICKS!" w/ Jerry Trainor and Doug Benson!
In our first ever BIP Draft Picks- The Captain and the Sentinal join Arden and the Production Team to do a draft lineup for the first ever all ages Bachelor In Paradise! Age Gaps! Birthday cakes in the Ocean! The Main thing is The Main Thing! - Arden is EXCITED about the mixing of the ages- the old male friendships may warm up the place! - Jerry thinks April will be a HOT commodity! - Doug thinks Jack may be the Cake Thrower!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 26, 2025 • 1h 51min
"COME ON NOW!" w/ Jacquis Neal, Shaun Diston and Lamar Woods
Jacquis Neal, Shaun Diston and Lamar Woods join Arden and the Production Team to break down Grant's season finale! Rainy DR! Touching dads! Love Bombing! - Arden thinks Grant's sister preferred Litia! - Jacquis thinks Grant was just a basic b this whooooole time! - Shaun is ready to defend Carolina's honor! - Lamar wants everyone to be happy for Grant! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.