

The Flop House
MaximumFun, Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan
The Flop House is a comedy podcast devoted to the worst in recent film. Your hosts (Elliott Kalan, Dan McCoy, and Stuart Wellington) watch a questionable film, then engage in an unscripted discussion about the movie's shortcomings and occasional delights, while never being afraid of a pointless, silly digression or two hundred.
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Apr 16, 2016 • 1h 27min
Ep. #202 - Burnt
On this episode we run through a tasting menu of Bradley Cooper's assholish behavior in the bad-boy chef movie, Burnt. Meanwhile, Elliott recites some lewd Dr. Seuss, Stuart drops some Friday the 13th science, and Dan suggests a new sort of nativity.
Movies recommended in this episode:
His Girl FridayMcCabe and Mrs. Miller The Tin Drum

Apr 2, 2016 • 1h 26min
Ep. #201 - Vice
With the glamour and horror of our 200th/MaxFun Drive episode behind us, we return to meat-and-potatoes flophousery with the little seen sci-fi actioner Vice, starring Flop House repeat offenders Thomas Jane and Bruce Willis. Meanwhile, Elliott explains the risks of marrying Shannon Tweed, Dan takes a fantasy trip to the set of the sitcom Wings, and Stuart makes a shocking leap ahead in Radio Zork
Movies recommended in this episode:
Green Room10 Cloverfield LaneThe Forbidden Room

Mar 19, 2016 • 2h 13min
Ep. #200 - Nothing but Trouble
It's the moment we promised would never happen: we watched Elliott and Dan's stated least-favorite movie of all time, Nothing but Trouble. (Don't worry - despite Elliott's joking claim that if we ever did this film it would be our last, this is NOT our final episode). And to help us out with this special MAX FUN DRIVE episode (donate!), we welcome self-proclaimed minor television celebrity, Mr. John Hodgman. Meanwhile, Elliott breaks out his "Jane Campion accent, Stuart reveals his popcorn secrets, And Hodgman joins in at making fun of Dan's pronunciation.
Movies recommended in this episode:
The StingWitchtrapBroadcast NewsThe Housemaid

Mar 14, 2016 • 41min
Best of the Flop House 2: Ep. 76-125
Just in time for MaxFun Drive, a little bonus for listeners.

Mar 5, 2016 • 1h 22min
Ep. #199 - Jem and the Holograms
Don't worry -- we took your boring story about a magical rock-star-making computer and turned it into a thrilling story about YouTube. We talk Jem and the Holograms. Meanwhile, Elliott has a surprisingly deep knowledge of failed Internet concerns, Stuart reveals the hidden bonds between Seal and Salman Rushdie, and Dan is totally blazed.
Movies recommended in this episode:
Slow WestMiller's CrossingCria Cuervos

Feb 20, 2016 • 1h 29min
Ep. #198 - The Cobbler
It's the Jewish magical realism tale that almost made Elliott hate his own Judaism: The Cobbler. Meanwhile, Stuart suffers from cartoon eye degeneration, Dan would like you to know very much that he's a wealthy murderer, and Elliott's singing has started to bleed dangerously outside the letters section.
Movies recommended in this episode:
The Deer Hunter The Witch Chi-Raq

Feb 6, 2016 • 1h 26min
Ep. #197 - Seventh Son
Is Seventh Son seventh fun? Perhaps, though we're not sure what "seventh fun" means. Meanwhile, Elliott pitches us on FXXX, Stuart expresses his love for fantasy bullshit maps, and Dan feels terrible about mixing up En Vogue and TLC.
We also debut Jonathan Biegen's "That's How it Works (feat. The Flop House)." And a warning for sensitive listeners -- we briefly get serious during the letters section with some talk about suicide.
Movies recommended in this episode:
Close RangeDiary of a Teenage GirlMiddle of Nowhere

Jan 23, 2016 • 1h 11min
Ep. #196 - Aloha
Will Cameron Crowe ever rebound from his Elizabethtown slump? Probably not with the even-worse Aloha. Meanwhile, Dan calls out famed painter Leonardo Da Vinci, Elliott can't remember the rich Bazooka Joe cast of characters, and Stu engages in something that's definitely a bit.
Movies recommended in this episode:
It's Such a Beautiful DaySicarioClass of 1984

Jan 14, 2016 • 1h 6min
Flop House CLASSIC FAVORITE - Bullet to the Head
If you're a new listener, here's a good place to start!

Jan 9, 2016 • 1h 47min
Ep. #195 - The Golden Child
It's a super-sized, super-fun, super-technical-glitch-filled CONTEST WINNER SELECTION EPISODE! Tom Horstmann requested that we watch the 1986's The Golden Child, AKA "Don't worry about rewriting the screenplay; Eddie Murphy can improvise any action movie into a comedy!" Meanwhile Stuart uncovers the racist motives of the BK Kids Club, Elliott takes down beloved dead comedian Bill Hicks, and Dan advocates the Morvern style of menswear.
Movies recommended in this episode:
Man UpThe Hateful EightComing to America