

Therapy Gecko
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An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.
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Mar 2, 2022 • 1h 30min
"I LEFT A CULT AFTER 22 YEARS"
I talk to a guy about leaving the Jehovah's Witnesses after 22 years, how his family abandoned him after, and then how he built a life of his own without all the brainwashy god stuff.I also talk to a caller who got a breast reduction that changed her life, a couple who found out thru a DNA test that they are actually siblings, a guy who is considering becoming homeless and walking the earth, and also a lot of other callers.The siblings thing might have been fake but it doesn't matter. I don't question if the calls are real or fake or anything. They are just voices and words and noises. Truth isn't real. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feb 27, 2022 • 1h 20min
"I HAD SEX WITH A DEMON"
A caller describes in detail their experience having sex with an incubus. I didn't know what an incubus was and they told me it's a male sex demon thing. They also told me that this was a long-term dream of theirs, so that is nice.I also talk with a young woman dealing with an unexpected pregnancy, a guy who's sleeping with his friend's sister, learn about a 4-person polyamorous couple, discuss the purpose of circumcision, and more. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feb 23, 2022 • 1h 8min
"I SMOKED CRACK WITH A STRANGER"
A guy named Cory calls me. We discuss how he has a very positive outlook on life and how much that inspires me. Then he tells me a story of the time he smoked crack with a stranger while delivering pizzas. Which made him even more inspiring.Then I talk to a caller who is dealing with a double life, learn about the difference between innie and outie coochie, speak with a man in Germany in a tough relationship situation, and more. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Feb 20, 2022 • 2h 14min
GECKLINE (with Dr. Drew)
I ramble until like 4:30I’m joined on this very special episode by Dr. Drew Pinsky. He is an actual board certified physician who was the host of the popular call-in radio show Loveline for 3 decades and currently hosts "Dr. Drew After Dark" on the Your Mom's House network.That’s 30 years of experience talking to people on the phone about their problems. He uses that knowledge to become a gecko and talk to callers about their relationships, dreams, medical issues, and more while I observed it as masterclass. It was a great episode. I am a gecko.Use the code GECKO for 20% off checkout at www.sheathunderwear.com.Use the code GECKO for 20% off checkout at www.manscaped.com Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feb 13, 2022 • 1h 42min
AUTOGEXUAL (ft. 24kGoldn)
24kGoldn comes in at 17:20A caller starts down the path of becoming a "camboy" as a way to attract the attention he's been craving since his girlfriend left him. He tells me all about this and then another guy tells me about how his breakup lead to his ex hitting his car with a samurai sword.After that I'm joined by rapper 24kGoldn to take calls from a man who prefers masturbating with his large collection of sex toys over IRL intimacy, a woman who has a crush on her boss, a guy whose friends made plans without him, and more. We also hear tales of a Somalian orgy and a feline custody battle. It's a doozy.24kGoldn is a rapper and singer known for his hit single "Mood" which peaked at the top of the Billboard Hot 100 as well as "Valentino" which peaked at 92 on the US Billboard Hot 100. His debut studio album "El Dorado" was released in March 2021. He is also a good guy.I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feb 6, 2022 • 2h 4min
“MY ROOMMATE SLEPT WITH MY DAD”
One of my favorite episodes lately. Callers include a woman who believes her roommate is sleeping with her dad, an anonymous drug dealer who details his close call with the police, a caller who is attempting to be hypnotized into thinking she's a dog, and more.Later I connect with a man who has a similar addiction to sugar as me, talk to someone having a gender identity crisis, talk a caller through a moral dilemma, and hear a man's story of a toilet seat falling on his penis. It is a packed episode. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jan 30, 2022 • 2h 5min
A GECK IN TIME
Calls from a man whose wife said she's getting bored of him, a 70 year old prospector living in isolation, a real therapist who explains the difference between what I do and what she does, plus more.Later a truck driver tells us about people he sees jacking off in traffic and then another caller drinks his own piss. Other stuff happens in the episode aside from just what I wrote here but I didn't write about it. But it is in the episode. This is a description. I am a gecko.Use the code GECKO for 20% off checkout at www.sheathunderwear.com. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jan 23, 2022 • 1h 44min
LECANTOUS GECKOUS (ft. Aminé)
Aminé comes in at 31:26A caller wonders whether or not she should go on a date, we talk to a mailman as he does his rounds, a college kid throwing a party somehow saves a lady's life, and more.Later I'm joined by rapper Aminé to discuss whether it'd be better to live forever or die right now, talk to a guy who just had his identity stolen, make up a word that has never been said before, and just generally talk about a bunch of things and be geckos.Aminé is a rapper from Portland who first gained notability for his single "Caroline" which peaked at number 11 on the US Billboard Hot 100 chart. You can listen to his music here: https://www.youtube.com/AMINEI am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jan 16, 2022 • 2h 41min
CLUMP ALERT (with Zack Fox)
Calls start at 26:40. In this episode I am joined by rapper/comedian Zack Fox who is known for his collaborations with Thundercat and Flying Lotus, writing on the 5th season of The Eric Andre Show, and for making great music on his own.We talk to callers about the pros and cons of having a sugar mama, how to find someone to try pegging with, how to live more in the present, and a lot of other stuff. We also talk about which pokemon is the sexiest. It's a good episode. Ok. I am a gecko. USE CODE GECKO FOR 20% OFF AT WWW.SHEATHUNDERWEAR.COMFollow Zack on Twitter here: https://twitter.com/zackfox Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jan 9, 2022 • 1h 54min
THE PILONIDAL CYST
A caller tells their experience losing 8 years of memories in a LARPing accident, a family deals with a son who can't stop farting, a caller and I realize we've both had a similar health issue, a caller finds out the person he's been hooking up with has a whole family, and my toe starts hurting and I complain about it a lot.I actually think it's a pretty good episode. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.