Therapy Gecko

I am joined by comedian Trevor Wallace to talk to people on the phone as geckos. Callers include a guy being removed from his parent's will, an aspiring influencer, a man lying to his parents about his college enrollment status, a nurse who is stressed about penises, a guy dating his friend's sister, and other callers too. Calls start at: 20:35More Trevor stuff here:  https://trevorwallacecomedy.com Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller tells me he’s been spending hundreds of dollars on an online girlfriend he’s never met to make up for his lack of romantic connections in real life. We discuss how he might be able to find validation within himself as well as his frustrations with being a virgin in adulthood. Then I talk to a caller who wants to marry a guy she’s been dating for a month, a caller dealing with a backstabbing roommate, and a caller whose girlfriend has an unrelenting desire to punch his balls.Go to a movie by yourself and write a review of it online. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I smashed my computer with a hammer and decided to go outside and talk people IRL at the park as a gecko. Those people include a bounty hunter searching for a fugitive, a man obsessed with Funko Pops, a young wedding photographer searching for what to do with his life, an actor who can’t feel emotions outside of his acting, and then also a caller at the end. I forget what the caller talked about but I remember it being interesting.I hope you like the IRL episodes as much as the phone call ones. They are a lot of fun to record. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller confesses that she’s been using a fake Facebook account to stalk various people from her past. Though she logs into the account daily to keep tabs on her enemies, we dissect the idea of deleting it.Then we talk to a sex therapist, a YouTuber who films snake funerals, and a guy addicted to porn.DM me a picture of a candle on Instagram (@lyle4ever). I am gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller tells me that she has an unusual sexual obsession with giant men over 200ft tall. We chat about how it has affected her romantic life, as well as how it feels to have a fantasy that’s physically impossible to fulfill.Afterwards a caller suspects that they may be able to predict the future via their dreams, a caller expresses his guilt from a major mistake he made in high school, and a woman reflects on what has empowered her to begin her new career as a stripper.If you can see this then DM me a picture of brown rice on Instagram (@lyle4ever). I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I am joined by comedian Noel Miller to be geckos and talk to people on the phone. Noel is best known as a comedian, musician, and host of the Tiny Meat Gang podcast. He is also a nice guy.Callers include a girl who is hesitant about her long-distance relationship working out, a caller being charged as a domestic terrorist, a man who is addicted to sleeping with straight married men, a woman regretting her tattoo decision, and a person who is haunted by a lifelong prank.Calls start at 13:17Follow Noel Miller on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/c/thenoelmillerI am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller reflects on her time being kidnapped and dropped off at a rehabilitation program located in the middle of the woods five years ago.Later I talk to an aspiring stand-up comedian, a woman who receives pleasure from watching fictional characters endure pain, and a guy who I have a lot of common vices with.I’d say have a good day but you can do whatever you want. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller tells me that after breaking up with her boyfriend, she moved in with his parents. Now some years later, she has taken on the role of their daughter while her ex has no connection to the family.Then we hear from a caller who is using the last 15 minutes of phone privileges he has while in rehab to tell us about his experience thus far, a man in a wheelchair discusses how his disability is perceived, and a final caller struggles with a new nickname.I am having a hard time beating my high score on Tetris. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller and I weigh out his options on what to do about the pen cap that is currently stuck in his ass.Then we hear from a caller who’s been having intense sex dreams about fictional characters she’s created, a caller with multiple boyfriends who might not know each other exist, and a caller who attempts to recreate his childhood bedroom as a way of basking in nostalgia to avoid the future.Also I am going on tour to 9 different cities in the fall to be a gecko and talk to people in person. Sign up with your email here to get notified about my tour dates: https://ffm.live/geck22You don’t have to do anything ever. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller struggles with whether or not to tell his wife that he completely destroyed the men’s bathroom at her friend’s wedding. Then a caller struggles with whether or not to remain with her partner after they transition genders, a caller accidentally gets his ex pregnant, and a caller who’s been bald their whole life finally begins to sprout hair.I think this was a good podcast. I am gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.